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 LG69HYDROS

Joined: 10/13/2005
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All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 11/1/2008 2:34:44 AM

A deaf blind and dumb person would still know this thread was a joke.....Just how gullible are you people? lighten up people.

Clonealone....Starting a support group for guys like us would be a great idea, where do i sign up?



glad i didnt read all 13 pages!!! She is here withme right now!!!
 SweetSmartNSassy2

Joined: 7/17/2008
Msg: 302
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 11/1/2008 10:12:28 AM
now, come on! who doesn't think this is a huge joke! a good one, too!

any guy who had this situation in his life for real wouldn't be writing about it here. he'd be too busy!
 junkyard dawg

Joined: 6/20/2008
Msg: 303
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All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 11/1/2008 11:55:46 AM
I sure like sport, beer and the other thing, maybe not porn, so boring.I am so sorry you feel so defiled and used.May I suggest you take your girl to church and have her take confession.Maybe a spell in a convent, might work.She sure sounds like she could do with some inner cleansing.I guess , you are feeling a bit stiff from all the unaccustomed exercise, so go buy some 3 in 1 oil and lubricate those joints.A little bromide in her coffee might calm her down and turning up the air-con to freezing, might encourage her to dress herself.If does not work, you are going to have to grin and bare it--literally. Good luck.
 DDay555

Joined: 12/27/2007
Msg: 304
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All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 11/1/2008 12:30:41 PM
OP: You're kidding us all, right?
 McLovin067

Joined: 4/22/2008
Msg: 305
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All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 11/1/2008 5:03:19 PM
Ever since that evening all she wants to do is have sex, watch porn, drink beer, and watch sports on tv...................


And the issue is???????????????
 MGaeta211

Joined: 11/6/2008
Msg: 306
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All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 11/26/2008 6:21:32 PM


Umm, I'll buy a vowel Jim...I think you are full of it just to make yourself look like a respectable male, but if you are telling the truth, yeah, she is taking advantage of you big time and get the HELL out..lol!!

I think your nutso btw. A HOOTERs gal??
Also, while I am on the subject, wouldn't every guy (well 99% of em) would actually LIKE this kind of gal??? LOL!
 gretcheninDE

Joined: 9/1/2008
Msg: 307
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 11/26/2008 7:43:40 PM
Dear OP, thank you for your submission to Penthouse Forum. You need to add as many of the following as possible before we could consider publishing:
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You get the idea. Kindly let us know when you have polished your fantasy.
 misssexyprincess

Joined: 5/10/2008
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All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 11/27/2008 9:32:07 AM
And the problem is ????? what guy (and some girls) wouldnt want a friend like that ??? Are you gay??? i dont get it ......
 Cynderella

Joined: 3/8/2007
Msg: 309
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Posted: 11/27/2008 12:06:57 PM

is your middle name...veedub?


OMG Too Flippin Funny!

Every time I see one of these threads...I wonder myself! Veedub
 LiL Meggie

Joined: 7/10/2008
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Posted: 11/27/2008 1:46:45 PM
Wow, its not often you hear a guy saying he feels played and used, usually its the other way around. so it seems like shes more like a guy, if shes the one pulling those strings.
But if you didnt like what was going on from the beginning, you would of stood up and said something, and you wouldnt of had sex with the girl, knowing thats only what she was looking for. I say there is nothing wrong with watching porn with someone, but if you dont want it to be about just that, than you should of known better. But it doesnt necassarily have to be about sex, just cuz you watch porn, maybe you should of turned around and said " hey since the porn is turning you on, you can play with yourself you dont need me". Because if you were looking for a relationship, you should of known from the first date, that clearly the chick wasnt looking for that. she obviously just wants to have a good time, and if you dont wanna offer her that, than back off, and tell her to find someone who does. But dont give into the girl thinking if you do, than maybe she'll want more from you.
 Lil Brooker

Joined: 6/17/2008
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Posted: 11/27/2008 1:53:00 PM
Crying over every man's fantasy. This has got to be a joke.
 TheRomanceBoy

Joined: 5/21/2006
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Posted: 1/1/2009 9:11:20 PM
Either your are a lucky man or a liar. If it's true why don't you just have some fun, relax and don't take it seriously. Just sit back and watch some good movies and converse before the sex slowly work your way past her emotinal blockades, then you'll most likely slip in to a 'Relastionship' before you know it.

If you are a liar, your SIR, are worse than Hilter.
 Tones06

Joined: 12/28/2008
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All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 1/1/2009 9:18:21 PM
I just had to post in here to be part of this mega classic thread.

DUDE...THREADMAKER IS A JOKE, LMAO
 MrSoloLobo

Joined: 2/19/2006
Msg: 314
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All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 1/1/2009 9:24:59 PM
This is so insipid. Does anyone think this is real? If you do, write me, I have a bridge for sale in San Francisco.
 artpunk007

Joined: 3/15/2008
Msg: 315
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 1/1/2009 9:44:53 PM
This is the coolest thing..years old, thirteen pages and counting, and yet obviously a joke..fantastic. Kudos, OP
 des_angel

Joined: 11/4/2008
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All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 1/1/2009 9:50:28 PM
ROTFLMFAO!

This makes me think.... I'm thinking really hard now. Yeah... really hard.
 grizzly_bear

Joined: 5/1/2005
Msg: 317
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 1/1/2009 9:54:50 PM
Dude, are you queer? She comes over you pound her and she leaves. Next time she comes over, makes out with a girl friend in front of you, you join in and pound both of them, and they leave. Ok so whats the problem. If she or both want to ride you like a government muel why do you care? You scored in my opinion, in more ways than one, your just too dumb to realize it.
 thecheekychick

Joined: 10/18/2008
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 McLaughingfish

Joined: 12/5/2008
Msg: 319
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 1/2/2009 9:54:15 AM

Is it too late to change the direction of this terrible situation?


Classic. *applause*
 militarymike88

Joined: 1/11/2008
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All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 1/2/2009 3:41:14 PM
Women like this do exist OP. My current gf is just such a woman. We share porn, have sex, watch football, and drink beer all the time.
 FanboyPrime

Joined: 10/2/2008
Msg: 321
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 1/2/2009 4:45:45 PM
Obvious troll is obvious (0/10).
 forumologist

Joined: 2/23/2008
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All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 1/2/2009 5:14:07 PM
Great post. Hilarious...except it's only living the dream when you are calling the shots.
 MissSynne

Joined: 10/4/2008
Msg: 323
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 1/2/2009 7:24:42 PM
Sounds like you have gotten yourself the typical American or British man there.......
 Laugh Now, Cry Later

Joined: 8/12/2008
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All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 1/2/2009 9:05:00 PM
How about Porn, Sex, Hockey and Beer ???
 Awesomeone08

Joined: 9/17/2008
Msg: 325
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 1/2/2009 9:19:48 PM
This may sound strange but, while I wouldn't mind something like that temporarily, for a long term relationship I'm not sure how long I could take that.
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