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 BuryCaesar
Joined: 1/10/2009
Msg: 326
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beerPage 14 of 17    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17)
Your getting sex and porn and your complaing?
 pirateheaven
Joined: 5/11/2008
Msg: 327
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All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 1/17/2009 8:15:18 PM
She's a man trapped in a womans body.... LMAO
 mischief3178
Joined: 1/4/2009
Msg: 328
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 1/17/2009 8:21:11 PM
not to make light of the situation, but your complaning about a chic who wants to come over and watch porn and have sex? then drink beer and watch sports? and is a hooters girl? dude are you insane lol. theres nothing holding you down or keeping you there, and if she don't want a relationship and you do go out and get one...but to complane about something like this is silly..i say keep up the good work while your looking.
 kpooks
Joined: 12/23/2008
Msg: 329
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All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 1/17/2009 9:44:44 PM
She sounds like the "man" in this situation and you "the woman". Some women are indeed "man-like" in their physicality and need for Olympian diversions. She's every beer-guzzling, macho sports-watching jerk's wet dream!!!

Have you been "played" or "used"? Well, if you enjoyed yourself, you did some "playing" too, and you "used" her too. You "used" each other. I know you wanted some deeper feeling, but this chick's just physical. Stop whining. If it ain't going the direction you want, you know your way to the door...be thankful that at least you got laid. So many guys are wishing they were in your spot.
 crazyindian69
Joined: 1/20/2006
Msg: 330
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All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 1/17/2009 10:38:29 PM
dude deleted his profile, lol

Go take this man's man card away.. really.

I would love a women who wants to watch porn, have sex, watch sports, and drink beer.
 fannman
Joined: 7/7/2007
Msg: 331
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 3/2/2009 10:11:29 AM
poor guy!!!! tell you what.i,ll do you a faver.i will take her off your hands...
 YunaLenne
Joined: 2/24/2009
Msg: 332
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All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 3/2/2009 1:21:19 PM
anyone seen a movie called repliKate?!?
 tonytexas25
Joined: 4/6/2008
Msg: 333
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 3/2/2009 1:31:47 PM
WHAT!!! send her over to me, I will take good care of her.
 CaptainKhaotik42
Joined: 8/3/2008
Msg: 334
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All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 3/2/2009 1:43:01 PM
Ok. The OP confused me. This one has made-up and adolecent-fantasy written all over it (as I'm sure you heard already).

Other than that, she sounds like fun. Send her my way. J/K, maybe.
 pres2
Joined: 2/3/2009
Msg: 335
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All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 3/2/2009 2:40:07 PM

Clonealone....Starting a support group for guys like us would be a great idea, where do i sign up?
Sign me up guys. It gets so tiresome being treated as nothing more than a sex object.
 Sunshine33066
Joined: 1/25/2009
Msg: 336
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 3/3/2009 1:09:49 PM
That was extremely entertaining

Thanks
 SuperJesse1986
Joined: 12/10/2008
Msg: 337
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All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 3/3/2009 1:17:06 PM
Op is the biggest **** ever. I would instantly fall in love with this girl. She shares all my interests! I wonder if she is the only one or if there are other girls like this out there?
 sexyskystar
Joined: 2/27/2009
Msg: 338
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 3/3/2009 1:27:51 PM
it happens to me all the time...I'm not just a bit of fluff...but will these 2 pole-dancing models listen....I dont know why I bother...why cant women just accept me as a person rather than as a piece of meat ...I have a mind you know?! ...I'm not looking for sex I want a meaningful relationship and walks along the sea-shore rather than a quick shufty in their station wagon...I wouldnt mind but a few quick ones and their off to the pub with their mates
 ohio2fl
Joined: 9/7/2008
Msg: 339
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 3/5/2009 7:31:18 AM
what are you complaining about- don't you know to leave well enough alone?? how old are you?
 jhartman
Joined: 10/20/2008
Msg: 340
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All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 3/5/2009 2:22:42 PM
lmfao @ dirty sanchez.....hahahah thanks for the laugh piano4te
 sammylg
Joined: 12/20/2006
Msg: 341
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 3/5/2009 2:34:27 PM
OP. I see your problem. She needs to be talked to.....give me her phone number and address and I'll take care of your sitation right now!
 Cryojen
Joined: 10/13/2008
Msg: 342
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 3/5/2009 4:32:29 PM
Umm... yeah... the only reason you participated is so her "friend" wouldn't think you are a bad "host"! You either need to grow a pair and tell them to leave or stop making up such lame stories.
 Confident247
Joined: 1/1/2009
Msg: 343
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 3/5/2009 5:58:00 PM
OP,
Are we suppose to feel sorry for you or to bow down and worship you, lol.
 HSV2GUY40
Joined: 4/27/2008
Msg: 344
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 3/5/2009 7:27:58 PM
Dear Penthouse Forums...... I met the woman of every man's dreams
 parklabrea
Joined: 1/4/2009
Msg: 345
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All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 3/5/2009 11:13:06 PM
I would lock the doors and tell the girls that they have 25 years to stop that or you'll call the authorities. But I do understand, it's difficult when a woman only loves you for your body. I get a lot of that. Thanks for sharing your male fantasy with us. You fired up all the male imaginations. I may have to take a shower.
 Some random name
Joined: 1/19/2009
Msg: 346
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 3/5/2009 11:24:02 PM
You have a girl who acts out porn ,drinks beer, watches sports and then actually admitted to the online world that you cry yourself to sleep at night over this???????????Maybe youre the one who should be wearing the skirt!!
 ZenBeth
Joined: 2/23/2009
Msg: 347
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 3/5/2009 11:32:01 PM
Ok, its late and I am taking a break and wanted something funny to read, and this made me laugh so dang hard.
 Positively Optimistic
Joined: 1/21/2008
Msg: 348
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All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 3/6/2009 11:43:51 AM
Two years, over 28000 views, 14 pages. Kudos to you, OP, wherever you are!

I have noticed the further one reads into the thread, the more people believe he is attempting seriousness.

OP states, very clearly, on page 1 of the thread this is a joke. Part of the hilarity is reading the subsequent posts.

This totally made my day!
 xzanthius
Joined: 9/28/2004
Msg: 349
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 3/6/2009 12:53:30 PM
Just goes to show how men and women are basically different cultures doesn't it? Very funny.
 mostachrides
Joined: 9/7/2005
Msg: 350
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 3/9/2009 11:05:21 AM
All I wanna know is,,, does she have a sister?
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