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 Natgoat
Joined: 3/24/2011
Msg: 376
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As the Captain said in *JAWS*...:
"I'll drink to yer Leg..!!"
 cjcgirl
Joined: 5/21/2011
Msg: 377
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 7/24/2011 7:47:24 PM
Seriously, why would you waste our time on this bunch of crap. You sound like a fool. Get yourself some help. I actually feel bad for you in the sense that you are so desperate for attention that you would write this!
 Island home
Joined: 7/5/2009
Msg: 378
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All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 7/24/2011 11:09:32 PM
On your next anniversary get her a library card this may help broaden her interests
 Morning_Face
Joined: 5/26/2010
Msg: 379
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 7/25/2011 12:30:02 AM
Somebody's stunt to get attention didn't pay off and the account was closed lol
 Yew4ics
Joined: 9/30/2010
Msg: 380
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 7/25/2011 12:39:44 AM

Seriously, why would you waste our time on this bunch of crap. You sound like a fool. Get yourself some help. I actually feel bad for you in the sense that you are so desperate for attention that you would write this!


Whoosh..right over your head.



On your next anniversary get her a library card this may help broaden her interests


Another WHOOSH...
 Island home
Joined: 7/5/2009
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Posted: 7/25/2011 12:46:01 AM

Another WHOOSH...

See your whoosh
raise you another tongue in cheek whoosh
 WinstonDoubtfire
Joined: 7/29/2009
Msg: 383
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All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 7/25/2011 5:56:46 AM
I would have asked her to invite more of her friends over and proclaimed "We're gonna need a bigger boat..."

meep!meep!
WHOOSH!!!!
 Natgoat
Joined: 3/24/2011
Msg: 384
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 7/25/2011 9:51:24 AM
"I'll drink to yer Leg!!"
~again~
...
...
*W O O O O S H...!!!*
 WinstonDoubtfire
Joined: 7/29/2009
Msg: 385
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Posted: 7/25/2011 10:19:09 AM
"Come on Chief, this isn't no boy scout picnic. See ya' got ya' rubbers! "
...

WHOOSH
 Gunner_Smith
Joined: 7/11/2011
Msg: 386
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All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 7/25/2011 10:33:26 AM
kidda i will stand in for lad. i will gladly bang here and send here home after that myself perfect night that lad.
 ForeverLong
Joined: 11/22/2007
Msg: 387
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All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 7/25/2011 4:34:27 PM
He closed his account, he is so busy doing fun activities.
 ted61
Joined: 2/12/2009
Msg: 388
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 7/26/2011 6:07:45 AM
Since this is obviously a joke, I may as well add mine. You know what man's idea of the perfect women is? A beautiful rich, tall, slim, blonde nyphomaniac who owns a beer distributorship!
 alphapete
Joined: 8/2/2012
Msg: 389
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 8/29/2012 12:53:39 AM
play an have fun. do all the stuff you havent been allowed to do with other women.
 2hotcougar
Joined: 3/29/2011
Msg: 390
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 8/29/2012 2:35:17 PM
i wood dump you in a heart beat i dont like vanilla sex and sweetie you are just plain vanilla but maybe you need to try church camp for a girl friend
 robin30523
Joined: 5/24/2012
Msg: 391
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All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 9/1/2012 8:47:22 PM
that a dream to come true for me
 GWSmith
Joined: 12/18/2008
Msg: 392
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Posted: 9/1/2012 9:55:16 PM
This has to be a troll OP...
 GWSmith
Joined: 12/18/2008
Msg: 393
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Posted: 9/1/2012 9:57:42 PM
@Ted61

I would prefer a rum distillery
 bilby886
Joined: 7/19/2007
Msg: 394
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Posted: 9/6/2012 6:29:20 AM
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer


shall thou not bring this treasure unto my castle and end my lonely torment?

God some guys will complain when they have everything! and she's probably rich and generous too!

Don't be a fool man! Follow Gods blessing and marry the ****!

to say keeper is an understatement
 MrFication
Joined: 5/6/2010
Msg: 395
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Posted: 9/6/2012 10:19:36 AM

All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex

This is where I stopped reading. KEEPER.
 snowstorm22
Joined: 4/22/2012
Msg: 396
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 9/6/2012 10:33:13 AM
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm sounds like the perfect woman
so whats the complaint really???
i love watching porn with a s/o
and really really gets me going
turns me on. sex and beer? perfection.
and sports? seriously!!!!
 MakeUTingle
Joined: 5/8/2010
Msg: 397
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 9/6/2012 3:19:12 PM
The solution to the OP's "problem" was quite simple: just do what she tells you to do.
 funguy922
Joined: 5/13/2012
Msg: 398
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 9/6/2012 3:36:29 PM
this guy is full of it......he is just describing the weak plot of the porn movie he is watching
 Harman1988
Joined: 10/30/2011
Msg: 399
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 skylas81
Joined: 8/19/2011
Msg: 400
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 9/19/2012 6:35:03 PM
Fungai is funny lol!
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