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 Thalomos
Joined: 5/29/2006
Msg: 26
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We are on the couch watching a great movie "The Notebook" all of a sudden i look over and they are kissing, before i know whats happening they are both naked and going at it like dogs in heat. I don't have to tell you guys how uncomfortable i with this. The only reason i participated was because i did not want her friend thinking i was a bad host.


Way to take one for the team pal.

BTW, A+ post. Will read again.
 tennisbutts
Joined: 3/18/2007
Msg: 27
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All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 3/24/2007 4:51:26 PM
What color is the sky in your world? You are a moron! Your story is pure fiction bud!
 tdh46
Joined: 1/7/2007
Msg: 28
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 3/24/2007 5:03:13 PM
Tennisbutts way to state the obvious guy, you might want to read the entire thread before you make comments like that. how many different places did i have to post that it's fiction before you came to this brilliant deduction. Next time if you feel the urge to call someone a moron try looking in the mirror.

If your only contribution to a thread is calling someone a moron it really does not say much about your intellect, you might want to reevaluate that line of thinking.

Yet another example of poster commenting without reading the entire thread.....
 Ptree
Joined: 2/17/2007
Msg: 29
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 3/24/2007 6:03:10 PM
Just further proof that most people only read the topic & maybe the last couple of posts before they jump in with both feet. By the way, "crying myself to sleep" that was hilarious man!
 whater39
Joined: 7/6/2005
Msg: 30
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All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 3/24/2007 6:21:08 PM
Why can't i meet girls like this one.


But if that not what your looking for, then don't continue. Not fair to yourself or her.
 Ptree
Joined: 2/17/2007
Msg: 31
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 3/24/2007 6:34:46 PM
interesting. lets just see how many more post without knowing whats going on
 HockeyBabe19
Joined: 10/10/2006
Msg: 32
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 3/24/2007 6:53:14 PM
Story is totally fake why didn't someone delete it??????

and seriously your profile says single buddy so obviously you dont have a gf and you are just looking for some attention or pitty.

Common people delete stupid threads dont encourage them
 ashtonnichole
Joined: 12/19/2006
Msg: 33
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 3/24/2007 6:55:13 PM
LMFAO
That's hilarious.
Of COURSE it's too late! There was never a chance in the first place!!!!
And why in the hell would you want a girl like that anyway?
 hudsonbay
Joined: 8/19/2006
Msg: 34
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 3/24/2007 9:55:52 PM
Sorry dude, chalk this one up as a learning experience and move on. No commitment is likely here.
 Crane Man
Joined: 10/22/2005
Msg: 35
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 3/25/2007 1:34:12 PM
TDH, you are a 45 year old, maybe you should try acting like one. You post garbage and then slam others? What is wrong with you? No wonder you are single.
 GuitarGuy_
Joined: 3/15/2007
Msg: 36
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 3/25/2007 2:26:03 PM
Yeah theres no way you should put up with that. Kick her out, and give her my number.


LOL

 Nooralniil
Joined: 10/3/2006
Msg: 37
maybe a joke but
Posted: 3/25/2007 3:34:20 PM
The post maybe a joke but weirdly, I just had a guy complain to me that his last girlfriend constantly wanted to go to strip clubs with him and watch porn while having sex. (He was 36, she was 24).

He told her how he felt, that he felt like it was inhibiting intimacy, but apparetnly she didn't care and kept on playing the porn. So, he dumped her.

Weird story to share with me (I was a potential new girl at the time) but... just goes to show, some men are living the dream but it is not the dream to them.
 brunette2700
Joined: 2/9/2007
Msg: 38
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 3/25/2007 3:49:47 PM
Wow - some men would LOVE to have a girl like that! Unfortunately, I think it is too late to change it. I think there were red flags all over that first date you described.
 chadster!
Joined: 2/18/2007
Msg: 39
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 3/25/2007 3:59:52 PM
no, doesn't work, it has to come from a woman.
 Grant221
Joined: 3/18/2007
Msg: 40
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 3/25/2007 4:21:46 PM
man she is a good date, bang her while watching football and get the **** drunk!!
 Cat_Fishy
Joined: 2/23/2007
Msg: 41
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 3/25/2007 4:35:52 PM
OMG ... PMSL

Gosh darn, what a dillema!
 shewulfe
Joined: 10/23/2006
Msg: 42
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 3/25/2007 5:12:09 PM
LMAO .... sounds like a one of those "Awesome" male fantasy/ wet dreams
This is why I love to read the forums !!!!! Thanks for making my day
 Piano4te
Joined: 10/19/2006
Msg: 43
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 3/25/2007 5:26:51 PM
I always wondered what happened to that drunken tramp Hooters waitress ex wife of mine.......... Hey....did she make you give her a dirty sanchez??? She always loved that...
 shewulfe
Joined: 10/23/2006
Msg: 44
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 3/25/2007 5:27:51 PM
errrrrr or wait maybe you are my female fantasy/wet dream !!!!
 onesimpleneed
Joined: 3/7/2007
Msg: 45
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 3/25/2007 6:09:11 PM
TDH,

Dude, send this to the Ann Landers personal advice column...see if they'll post it on April Fools day!
 superted1
Joined: 6/30/2006
Msg: 46
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 3/25/2007 6:15:47 PM
are you some kind of idiot mate, i always thought americians were strange nnow i know for sure reading these forums
 cobaltblu
Joined: 3/6/2005
Msg: 47
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All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 3/25/2007 7:14:07 PM
I am so sorry to hear of your plight! Poor guy!! Please don't tell me that she had the nerve to want to cook and clean for you too? Or pay your bills? Or tell you that you were the most awesome guy in the world?

I know women can be cruel. Try to hang in there buddy. Hopefully no woman will ever treat you like that again.
 iamtheone39
Joined: 2/11/2006
Msg: 48
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 3/25/2007 7:20:09 PM
And the BAD points of the story?...
 tdh46
Joined: 1/7/2007
Msg: 49
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 3/25/2007 7:25:02 PM
Thank you Cobaltblu for your support, it really was quite the most horrific experience, but being the real trooper i am i hung in there.

No she did not wash and clean or offer to pay my bill, that really would have been too much, most likely would have pushed me over the edge.

I must say i would not wish such an experience on my worst enemy....I think i might go into therapy soon , figure out a way to get past it. with alot of help and some counseling i might come through ok.

But i don't want to sound like a whiner, i am going to be alright, But getting through it is alot easier having read the heart felt support coming from posters such as yourself.
 Ptree
Joined: 2/17/2007
Msg: 50
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 3/25/2007 8:37:00 PM
let me just say that what has happened to this poor man is a tragedy. the american male has lost all authority in this country to women and now you see where it has gotten us. any one of us could be next fellows. every time a woman looks at me, i cringe thinking about this situation and pray it doesn't happen to me. you women are beasts, everyone!
i for one will never give up though. you may treat me as a piece of meat, but you'll never make me like it!
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