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 Author Thread: All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
 Scheherrazade

Joined: 11/5/2005
Msg: 51
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All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 3/25/2007 9:32:36 PM
I have so seen the error of my ways now and I'm going to give up beer drinking and watching sports. I just can't handle a man in tears. Its such an unfair weapon to use against us women. The rest will have to wait till I'm about ninety.
 sparklingspirit

Joined: 3/4/2007
Msg: 52
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 3/25/2007 10:52:22 PM
This is definitely a joke!!

Kind of like all the things a women might say right???
 JoeInChicago1970

Joined: 2/11/2007
Msg: 53
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 3/26/2007 2:31:59 AM
Just treat me like the pig that i am...........
 elnik

Joined: 11/1/2006
Msg: 54
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 3/26/2007 2:35:46 AM
Lmao this thread should be stickied
 amazon45

Joined: 3/12/2007
Msg: 55
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All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 3/26/2007 12:16:15 PM
oh maan! I was really dissapointed when I found out it wasn't true.

By far the best story on here... Great job tdh46
 dannmann7777

Joined: 1/24/2007
Msg: 56
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All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 3/26/2007 12:53:24 PM
whats wrong with you!
 rawiron1

Joined: 3/14/2007
Msg: 57
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 3/26/2007 1:30:15 PM
Dude! You da man! What's her number?!?

Jason
 tdh46

Joined: 1/7/2007
Msg: 58
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 3/26/2007 3:39:23 PM
Thanks amazon45 glad you liked it
 fnlovinjock

Joined: 3/9/2006
Msg: 59
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 3/26/2007 5:16:30 PM
2 words.....marry her! LOL
 rederer1

Joined: 8/7/2006
Msg: 60
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 3/26/2007 5:29:20 PM
Oh man, I swear to god that is the woman of my dreams.
 Paddy O Furniture

Joined: 9/15/2006
Msg: 61
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All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 3/26/2007 5:33:06 PM
Stop bytching.

Your next friend may be a Nun.
 tdh46

Joined: 1/7/2007
Msg: 62
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 3/26/2007 9:38:59 PM
I am really into the cheerleader look myself....nun outfits really does nothing for me.
 LostGrl

Joined: 2/18/2005
Msg: 63
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 3/26/2007 9:46:02 PM
Hun, theres no chance for a commitment from this girl. You need to pick up and move on
 WTTozer

Joined: 5/2/2006
Msg: 64
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 3/26/2007 9:50:41 PM

this is frickin stupid!! you cried yourself to sleep?


Hey, he is a sensitive guy!
 Someones daughter

Joined: 1/29/2007
Msg: 65
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 3/27/2007 11:24:17 AM
I'm I the only one falling off my chair laughing at this? I'm sorry dude but I just don't see the big problem....maybe I'm having a blonde moment here!
 Genuine_Intensity

Joined: 3/22/2007
Msg: 66
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 3/27/2007 11:29:26 AM

Please can someone tell me what i am doing wrong? Am i being played?
you're an idiot! hit it while you have the chance and quit being a fu9king panzy! you sound like a b1tch!
 the opus

Joined: 3/23/2007
Msg: 67
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 3/27/2007 12:20:03 PM
just stop the woman is perfect
 .Marc

Joined: 2/11/2007
Msg: 68
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All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 3/27/2007 1:43:31 PM
I love that some people still have totally missed the joke.

I'm not really into sports and beer.... so this wouldn't work with me nearly as well. (Unless the beer is Victory Golden Monkey ale... that's the only beer I drink with any regularity.)
 WokkaWokka

Joined: 12/5/2005
Msg: 69
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All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 3/27/2007 2:08:43 PM
nicely done.
I cracked when i read the threads from a few women who took you seriously
 daria123

Joined: 6/9/2006
Msg: 70
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 3/27/2007 2:17:34 PM
OP you should get an Oscar for the best fiction
 kaelen

Joined: 3/21/2007
Msg: 71
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 3/27/2007 2:48:04 PM
maybe you and he should hook up then
 kaelen

Joined: 3/21/2007
Msg: 72
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 3/27/2007 2:48:55 PM
^^^^^^^^^^^^ that was 2 WTTozer
 crazeegyrl

Joined: 6/17/2006
Msg: 73
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 3/27/2007 2:55:48 PM
OMG-----------------you sound freaking hilarious, *passes you a kleenex*

next thing you will be a stay at home, kept man.

Doing dishes and laundry and all the good things we women have been expected to do for years!!!!!!!!!!!!

This made me laugh!
 *mandrake*

Joined: 9/19/2006
Msg: 74
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All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 3/27/2007 3:11:48 PM
TDH46...you been hangin out with Veedub lately?? Taking lessons from him? I can't believe how many fell for that! I was going to invite myself over to your place for supper!!
 WTTozer

Joined: 5/2/2006
Msg: 75
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 3/27/2007 3:51:28 PM

maybe you and he should hook up then

^^^^^^^^^^^^ that was 2 WTTozer


No, no, no, no.....I think I'll just take the Hooter Lady off his hands....
he's not my type....
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