| All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 3/27/2007 8:08:26 PM | keyword here.. hooters girl.. what were you expecting her to be a nice housewife kinda girl that you would marry and take home to mom?
I dont think this thread is funny at all.. you people have nothing better to do than make up stories about the perfect woman?? and oh wait.. you thought she was perfect at first then you had it and realized you didnt like it after all?
"you want what you cant have, thats just too damn bad" | |
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tdh46
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kaelen
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fungai
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| All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 3/29/2007 3:13:01 PM | | WOW well over 3000 views on this thread, I guess sex sells, nice fun thread tdh46, fun reading the responses altho it's really hard to believe how some people really really didn't get it and some were quite angry over this thread. Can you imaging having a discussion with some of these people in real life, it's a scary world out there. | |
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| All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 3/29/2007 8:30:53 PM | I have a few guy friends that will help you out, they're great. Just leave them alone with you girlfriend and all her friends and everything will be fine.
Funny thread, I started reading going no, no he didn't not like it and then it just got funnier and funnier.
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| All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 3/30/2007 6:19:19 AM | Wow, I feel for you buddy, I dated a guy who only wanted to come over to my house, clean it, cook me a gourmet meal every night, massage my back, my feet, read Jane Austin to me and then give me mindblowing oral everynight. He even paraded his hot friends over who threw so many compliments my way, I was extremely uncomfortable, always wanted to talk about his "feelings" and how wonderful I was.
The final straw was when he popped open that box with the 5 carat flawless diamond and asked me to be his forever, freaking nutbar I tell ya!! LMFAO, Yeah, that's the ladies version of the DREAM MAN! HEHE
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| All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 3/30/2007 6:40:34 AM | tellyureyestostop-
I need a cooking buddy in the kitchen, I'm not the greatest when it comes to cleaning... I also don't have hot male friends that like to parade... other than that (and the 5 carat) I sometimes felt like that in my last relationship. Sure, I knocked out half the list...but it makes it seem a bit more realistic.
The first time I read Pride and Prejudice was with a partner. We took turns. I was hilariously like, "OH MY GOD! WHAT HAPPENS NEXT!" the whole time. | |
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tdh46
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Joined: 1/7/2007
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| All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 3/30/2007 7:37:36 AM | Funny thing about humor it's very subjective.....Alot of people find Will Ferrell very funny but i have yet to even crack a smile while watching one of his movies...Does that mean that everyone that likes him are idiots, of course not.
homor as with beauty or anything else is all about personal choice. I have a choice with Will Ferrell movies and i would never go see one even if it's free.
Same with the forums, we have choices with the threads we read and respond to. If i see a thread that does not interest me, i will skip over it and move on. One thing i will never do is stop long enough to write a snide comment about the interlect of the posters in said thread.
There is and should be freedom of speech in the forums , but i think the original intent was to stir debate. Some of us have missed that point and is using the forums as a place to insult others in an attempt to make ourselves look superior. I myself have been guilty of this at some point, for that i am truly sorry. When we do this it reflect on us in a way that's anything but positive.
Tellureyestostop. Nice to know i am not the only one dreaming big. great story, but you did take the ring before kicking the nut to the curb right? | |
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| All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 3/30/2007 9:21:43 AM | what are you doing wrong...your not been a man..with a M..your are a ****,go to a gay bar,have a conversation about what matches what..them shoos dont go with dem pants..is this comment a wind up..this is the best one jesus...For the rest of the weekend i had two beautiful women walking around my house naked and having sex at the drop of a hat and me having all kind of doubt about our relationship and feeling used.
you poor thing.you was used like a ****.....really hurt you did it,how about a goood kick in the balls and a good hard smack in the face,......then again thinking about it i think you are a dreamer,dating web sites are just down your street.go get help,take a few with you,you can have group chat,talk about each others fantasis,dreams,close all your eyes,click your heels,and all say out loud..THERES NO PLACE LIKE HOME..THERES NO PLACE LIKE HOME | |
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| All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 3/30/2007 4:36:17 PM | | what is the problem here can you not handle two woman send both my way yes sounds like you are getting played so play back bring your freinds over come up with something just as good have you thought maybe she likes freaky sex well be eitrher open about it or find someone else | |
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| All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 3/30/2007 5:16:00 PM | Assuming that you are serious:
<div class="quote">Everytime i start talking about taking our relationship to the next level she says" No commitment no regrets"Please can someone tell me what i am doing wrong? Am i being played? No. Being played is when they tell you something to get you into the sack and then disappear.
You have a girl that's upfront told you she wants a ****buddy and you don't like it. Accept it or move on.
<div class="quote">For the rest of the weekend i had two beautiful women walking around my house naked and having sex at the drop of a hat and me having all kind of doubt about our relationship and feeling used. Dear Penthouse....
I'm sorry, nothing in your post makes me thing you are serious. Please stop wasting everyone's time. (maybe she'd settle down if you stoppe dlisting yourself as single) | |
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tdh46
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Joined: 1/7/2007
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