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 .Marc
Joined: 2/11/2007
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I find it silly that some people are insulting you for the joke. Never detest a good laugh, that's my motto.

 Nightcowboy
Joined: 10/8/2006
Msg: 102
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Posted: 3/30/2007 9:24:48 PM
What are you gay? any guy would kill to have a woman like this.You complain about how she is and what she's doing yet you don't say no and screw her any chance you get.This has to be a gag.
 perhapsitsyou
Joined: 10/16/2006
Msg: 103
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Posted: 3/31/2007 1:12:26 AM

The only reason i participated was because i did not want her friend thinking i was a bad host.


That part got me to laugh the most, well done OP thanks for the smiles!
 2x4Bruin
Joined: 3/19/2007
Msg: 104
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 3/31/2007 1:25:20 AM
Give me a break!
I saw a pig fly today.
 acgoat
Joined: 8/8/2005
Msg: 105
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 3/31/2007 4:56:31 AM
Must be bragging, or he is a [sensitive] guy
if the post is for real, she already told you effectively, just sex
 .Marc
Joined: 2/11/2007
Msg: 106
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All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 3/31/2007 5:04:08 AM
I never realized how many people just read the first post in a subject and respond to that. Topic drift is HUGE on the internet.... I don't understand why people do that. If nothing else it is necessary to read the FIRST post and the LAST post. Often times the OP comes back with NEW questions once the original was answered.
 regina25
Joined: 3/17/2007
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All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 3/31/2007 5:07:30 AM
This is a joke a hooters girl just wants you for drinking and sex and orgies? Mister your imagination its getting the best of you can t you think of something more creative? I think you need to get a REAL life.

Regina
 tdh46
Joined: 1/7/2007
Msg: 108
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 3/31/2007 7:02:51 AM
Yes Regina25 it's a joke, if you had bothered to read the rest of the thread you would have seen this fact, actually if you had even bothered to read the post above yours, you would have known this fact.

But then you would have no reason for your snide comment now would you? but thanks for your input just the same.
 Nick Thinker
Joined: 2/10/2007
Msg: 109
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Posted: 3/31/2007 7:24:55 AM

I think you need to get a REAL life.


A REAL life being what? Married+Kids+Job worries? Some so called "REAL lives" are the ones which are the most FAKE (philosophical) or "reality shows"!!!

Great OP, OP! Point well made! Very revealing thread posts!
 .Marc
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Posted: 3/31/2007 10:26:30 AM
Reality is highly subjective. It is also very much over rated... at least if the number of people that spend time reading books and watching television is any indication.

I don't understand why some people are so affronted by this post. Maybe it doesn't make you laugh, but I don't see how its existence is hurting anyone.

Some people lash out at others with very, very little cause.
 BuzWeaver
Joined: 8/18/2005
Msg: 111
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 3/31/2007 1:58:00 PM
Fascinating, well written and brilliantly articulated.
 blahblah101
Joined: 3/26/2007
Msg: 112
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Posted: 3/31/2007 2:58:57 PM
This thread better be a gag.I hate U ! What the hell are U complaining about, if ( and thats a big if.This bs is true ? )U have found the perfect bootiecall girl in the world.Count your blessings.Say your prayers at night.lol.And 4 the luv of god.Stop over thinking dood :D

PS,...it is a joke :D . Funny man,why dontcha come kick me in the junk.While ya up to being all funny ? Kidding,was actually pretty funny.Your a coolie take care bro :D
 Ptree
Joined: 2/17/2007
Msg: 113
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Posted: 3/31/2007 6:43:47 PM
Have to agree, will ferrell is not funny to me. now dave chappelle, HE'S FUNNY. so was this thread. sadly, some are still biting on stale bait. april fool's day is just around the corner though.........................
 ~Lost Angel~
Joined: 1/15/2007
Msg: 114
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 3/31/2007 7:48:42 PM
"46" . . . . you are toooooooooooooooo funny!!!!
Classic!!!!!! Okay on a scale of 1 to 10 ~happy faces . . . .

" Anything a porn star or gymnast can do i can do better" needless to stay the rest of the evening was spent doing things that made me feel cheap and used.


" . . .feel cheap and used . . ." ~ 2 ~


Ever since that evening all she wants to do is have sex, watch porn, drink beer, and watch sports on tv. We never go out, whenever she comes to my house she looks for reasons to take her clothe off, once off she never puts them back on, we spend all her time at my house with her just lounging around naked.

OMG!!!! Take out the tissue!!!! ~4~


She used to call me everyday, now she just comes over late at night, we have sex and she goes home because she works early the next morning... I usually wind up feeling used and crying myself to sleep. If she does spend the night, there is no spooning, she just goes to sleep and i spend half the night wondering where we went wrong.

" . . . usually wind up feeling used and crying myself to sleep . . . . spend half the night wondering where we went wrong . . ."

Soooooooo Fcken Original!!!! Please help me dry myself!!! LMFAO!!!! ~5~


. . ."The Notebook" all of a sudden i look over and they are kissing, before i know whats happening they are both naked and going at it like dogs in heat. I don't have to tell you guys how uncomfortable i with this. The only reason i participated was because i did not want her friend thinking i was a bad host.

Whatever you are on . . . . please share!!!! ~6~ ~


For the rest of the weekend i had two beautiful women walking around my house naked and having sex at the drop of a hat and me having all kind of doubt about our relationship and feeling used. . . . . . How do i get some kind of commitment out of her? Is it too late to change the direction of this terrible situation? Am i being played?.....

OMG!!!! I'm soooooo glad I followed you . . . . this is just tooooo funny . . . I have the whole roll of paper between my legs . . . I'm laughing soooooo freaken hard!!!!

TOTAL SCORE: 10!!!!!
 ~Lost Angel~
Joined: 1/15/2007
Msg: 115
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 3/31/2007 8:15:22 PM
OMG!!!!!! tdh46 . . . . . I'm laughing sooooooooooooo freaken hard . . .on my 3 roll of toilet paper between my legs!!!!!

Sorry can't give you all the credit . . . . just went back and read some of the posting . . . . and I'm not sure which is funnier . . . . your original post or the sorry SERIOUS comments that range from you being gay . . . to extreme anger!!!!

People can be sooooooooooooo freaken entertaining and not even know it . . . . I soooooooooooooo love the forums!!!!!

 weebles
Joined: 1/28/2007
Msg: 116
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All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 3/31/2007 8:17:34 PM
Your missing the "Dear Playboy Forum"
You have become the **** Booty call welcome to your womenhood .
I know women that have been there done that ..
the next time the thing to say is ' NO , BYE " that's about it .
p.s. are condoms or tests envoled ? ?????
 lostinarkansas
Joined: 3/5/2007
Msg: 117
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 3/31/2007 8:29:16 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAYHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAt
to many mistakes buddy, I suggest you to send those girls to my house, they will be in good hands trust me
 tdh46
Joined: 1/7/2007
Msg: 118
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 4/1/2007 7:50:04 AM
Lost Angel i wonder if i would have fooled more people if i had posted my story today?
I figured someone like you would get it and appreciate it for what it is...Just a joke.


Why do you think some people posters too my story so personal? I think maybe it's because my story is alot of guys fantasy, and making fun of it is somehow offensive to them. Hence the "what are you gay " comments
 Gentleman_Joel
Joined: 11/17/2006
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All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 4/1/2007 8:11:01 AM
I thought he was serious until the crying himself asleep part rofl

Ahhh satire at its finest...
 ~Lost Angel~
Joined: 1/15/2007
Msg: 120
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 4/1/2007 2:02:58 PM
OP: Here are some of the classics . . .

This has to be a joke right....

This is coming from a guy . . . . dud? Let me spell it out “D~U~D”!!!!!


Are you serious? You are living what most men's dreams are made of!!! I think you personally just wanted to brag. If you want a decent woman who's not all out for sex, then find someone NOT working in an establishment that focuses on her "assets" and one that doesn't suggest porn on a first date. Yeesh!
This is coming from a woman . . . she is a winner!!!!


This was a lame attempt for a joke, no way you are complaining that a Hooters Girl wants too much sex. The Op is lucky if he gets it at all.
This guy is trying to come across intelligent ~


You must be a closet homo or trying to sucker some gullable girl into thinking you are sensitive. Lol
Translation: In other words, this is what this guy would do for attention.


What color is the sky in your world? You are a moron! Your story is pure fiction bud!
He’s a newbie . . . . aka ignorant of what goes on in the forums~


Story is totally fake why didn't someone delete it?????? and seriously your profile says single buddy so obviously you dont have a gf and you are just looking for some attention or pitty. Common people delete stupid threads dont encourage them
She is only 19 and has yet to mature and develop a sense of humor~


LMFAO That's hilarious. Of COURSE it's too late! There was never a chance in the first place!!!! And why in the hell would you want a girl like that anyway?

Again, only 20 . . . . should I say more . . .


Sorry dude, chalk this one up as a learning experience and move on. No commitment is likely here.
Male 46 y/o . . . . some folks will just never get it~


TDH, you are a 45 year old, maybe you should try acting like one. You post garbage and then slam others? What is wrong with you? No wonder you are single.
This is the same dude that tried to come across intelligent above with the comment “lucky if he get it at all.” Now he realized that he his intelligent comment is no longer intelligent and blames you for his lack of intelligence!!! VERY SWEET!!!!!


are you some kind of idiot mate, i always thought americians were strange nnow i know for sure reading these forums
Americans . . . .LMFAO . . . .is British Columbia considered an “American” . . . I’ve hear of “people from the ‘Americas’” . . . hell what do I know . . . I live in Southern California and I only know where the beach is . . .LMFAO . . . Wait! I thought folks from England were educated?


Hun, theres no chance for a commitment from this girl. You need to pick up and move on
Another 20 y/o . . . . OMG . . . . what has happened to the young generation~


you're an idiot! hit it while you have the chance and quit being a fu9king panzy! you sound like a b1tch!
This dude is 22 y/o . . . . .May the good lord have mercy on the young generation!!!! Holy Cow!!!!!!


keyword here.. hooters girl.. what were you expecting her to be a nice housewife kinda girl that you would marry and take home to mom? I dont think this thread is funny at all.. you people have nothing better to do than make up stories about the perfect woman?? and oh wait.. you thought she was perfect at first then you had it and realized you didnt like it after all? "you want what you cant have, thats just too damn bad"
Words from another WISE 22 y/o female . . . . that is it!!!! I’m on my knees praying for our youth!!!!


so... are you gay>?
20 y/o female . . . . hummm? Is there a pattern developing here or what? Has the young generation gotten sooooooooooo freaken lazy and just follow the herd?? Lord have mercy on us!!!!!


I think that you are just full of shit!!
21 y/o male . . . . damn . . . forget the freaken toilet paper . . . pass me a drink PLEASE!!!!


what are you doing wrong...your not been a man..with a M..your are a ****,go to a gay bar,have a conversation about what matches what..them shoos dont go with dem pants..is this comment a wind up..this is the best one jesus...For the rest of the weekend i had two beautiful women walking around my house naked and having sex at the drop of a hat and me having all kind of doubt about our relationship and feeling used. you poor thing.you was used like a ****.....really hurt you did it,how about a goood kick in the balls and a good hard smack in the face,......then again thinking about it i think you are a dreamer,dating web sites are just down your street.go get help,take a few with you,you can have group chat,talk about each others fantasis,dreams,close all your eyes,click your heels,and all say out loud..THERES NO PLACE LIKE HOME..THERES NO PLACE LIKE HOME
Ah . . . . another one from England . . . . we already know that is said about them . . .


Assuming that you are serious: . . . . . . . No. Being played is when they tell you something to get you into the sack and then disappear. You have a girl that's upfront told you she wants a ****buddy and you don't like it. Accept it or move on. I'm sorry, nothing in your post makes me thing you are serious. Please stop wasting everyone's time. (maybe she'd settle down if you stoppe dlisting yourself as single)

Some people WILL NEVER be able to think outside the box . . . this is a classic example!!!! or should I


What are you gay? any guy would kill to have a woman like this.You complain about how she is and what she's doing yet you don't say no and screw her any chance you get.This has to be a gag.
Now this is the only excusable statement for he has been in one too many STUNTS!!


Must be bragging, or he is a [sensitive] guy if the post is for real, she already told you effectively, just sex
We will call it Pure ignorance!!!!


This is a joke a hooters girl just wants you for drinking and sex and orgies? Mister your imagination its getting the best of you can t you think of something more creative? I think you need to get a REAL life. Regina
The only store in that town was sold out on “humor” PILLS !!!!

~~~~~~~~~
This has been very entertaining . . . . thank ya!!!

 Hibbett86
Joined: 3/22/2007
Msg: 121
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Posted: 4/1/2007 2:11:50 PM
At first I was going to Recommend Checking for nuts, but you can't get one by me.

Good one........................................JERK!
 saiyan_1
Joined: 8/26/2005
Msg: 122
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 4/1/2007 5:57:23 PM
Y'all got nothing better to do huh?
 maxpower671
Joined: 3/15/2007
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Posted: 4/2/2007 7:23:39 PM
dude, there is no doubt you are being played. there is no chance of commitment. this hooters girl doesn't give a hoot about your needs or feelings. i'm not saying all hooters girls are like this, she is likely just a bad apple. she is definitely using you for her gratification.

you need to escape the clutches of this manipulator and i can't stress enough you must do it now. if you continue to live with this girl, you will only be enabling her. the sooner you get rid of this girl, the sooner she will be someone else's problem.

your healing cannot happen until you make this difficult decision and no doubt you have done considerable soul searching. i can feel your pain and your life must be a living hell filled with self doubt and a lack of self respect. the odds of rehabilitating her are zero, she is truly dysfunctional.

don't wait another minute, do it now. don't wait until it's too late and you're another broken spirit, lost, and pushing a shopping cart. hang in there and be strong brother, we're all in this together. chalk it up as another life lesson and move on, hold your chin up!
 pwdrsgr
Joined: 7/30/2006
Msg: 124
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Posted: 4/2/2007 8:15:59 PM
Anything a porn star or gymnast can do i can do better" needless to stay the rest of the evening was spent doing things that made me feel cheap and used

LMFAO!!!! best post I have read, and good grief people, lighten up...
 Airadionut
Joined: 3/19/2007
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Posted: 4/2/2007 11:27:47 PM

This has got to be one of the better threads! Honestly, so much better then tv! True entertainment. And it just keeps going!
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