| All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 7/8/2007 1:32:46 PM | tdh, great thread lol, I haven't laughed so hard in months just from reading the replies you got.
I got through your first paragraph thinking how familiar it sounded to a couple dates I've had (always know a girls intent when she invites you over her house on the first date, when American Pie is playing on the VCR you know why she invited you over), half way through the second paragraph I was already in doubt... the ending of it was where I knew it was a joke...
"needless to stay the rest of the evening was spent doing things that made me feel cheap and used."
Now thats hillarious!
A recap of some lighthearted responses and a few ignorant ones who just took you serious.
You poor thing!
In your dreams.
Are you serious?
so... are you gay>?
2 words.....marry her! LOL
It's a Man trapped in a woman's body......... ever hear of sex change?????
Ever think of writing for Penthouse letters?
no woman would allow a man to have his wildest fantasy cum true lmfao
Fascinating, well written and brilliantly articulated.
Please help me dry myself!!! LMFAO!!!!
Just treat me like the pig that i am...........
Lmao this thread should be stickied
Great post, made my weekend thanks ^5 | |
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Posted: 7/8/2007 2:12:14 PM | TDH you are in an awful situation and being the good person that I am,I am offering to take your place until you make your escape! Good God man do I need to slap you! It's obviously not going to be a long time relationship but think of the good memories you will have to look back on. | |
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Posted: 7/8/2007 6:07:22 PM | | hey brother i feel the pain for you , i know it is easy to say that is every mans dream or whatever but if you hjave feelings for someone, true feelings it does hurt you feel so dumb and used it happened to me once sexually its great if thats what you are after but for me if i have feelings for a girl i want her all to myself and anyone that says differntly isnt in love or is a bs tther | |
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Posted: 7/8/2007 7:26:20 PM | Geeezus OP ~ how on earth did I miss this horrific experience ~ I clearly was not here early on when you needed support, guidance and a shoulder. Shame on me. I can sense the pain ooooozing out of you with each and every sorted detail. I can only say I hope you have put this all behind you and moved on ~ you know the rules:
You can't be happy with someone else until you are happy with yourself;
Have you read the book: You Just Aren't That Into Them?;
You deserve so much better; and finally
Red-flags are red for a reason. 
(Goodness OP ~ you have it rough my friend.  Funny as hell. ) | |
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Posted: 7/8/2007 8:49:55 PM | She was so blind to my needs, all she cared about was giving me lots of powerful orgasms. Like that's enough to satisfy a man. She just didn't understand
LMAO. I cant even type. Im busting a gut here. LMAO. What are you a damn possy? LMAO. Were you drunk when you typed that? Come on, you were weren't ya? | |
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Posted: 7/8/2007 8:53:41 PM | She was so blind to my needs, all she cared about was giving me lots of powerful orgasms. Like that's enough to satisfy a man. She just didn't understand
LMAO. I cant even type. Im busting a gut here. LMAO. What are you a damn possy? LMAO. Were you drunk when you typed that? Come on, you were weren't ya? | |
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Posted: 7/12/2007 12:39:11 PM |
Ever since that evening all she wants to do is have sex, watch porn, drink beer, and watch sports on tv. We never go out, whenever she comes to my house she looks for reasons to take her clothe off, once off she never puts them back on, we spend all her time at my house with her just lounging around naked.
......... can I have her phone number please ..........?? | |
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Posted: 7/12/2007 2:36:08 PM | whats her name and where is she from? and ur complaint is what really? if u dont like two girls naked at ur house gettin it on u should turn gay. or just tell her i need more then just sex from u iwant more out of this then ur putting in and if that dont work pass her my way.  | |
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Posted: 7/12/2007 5:03:20 PM | "Poor pitiful baby. At least you know in your heart......You was a very good host and isn't that what matters most?"
Yes that is one thing i can really take from that whole sordid affair, through it all i remained hospitable. I might have suffered greatly but i took it like a man. Kudos to me for that. | |
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