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 Topceo

Joined: 10/14/2004
Msg: 201
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All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 7/18/2007 9:21:47 AM

Maybe you haven't realized your gay yet........... [/qoute]
Good one singledad35! You made me smurk.
 jake68

Joined: 7/2/2007
Msg: 202
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All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 7/20/2007 8:11:12 PM
say she's a "hooters" girl? which hooters, and what's her name? i'll take her!!!!
 Wishes Granted

Joined: 12/13/2006
Msg: 203
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 7/20/2007 8:41:02 PM
Tdh: I can't believe this is still going on .. The April Fools Post that would not quit. :0)

What happens in Chapter Two? Spill the beans for us will you.. pretty please!!
 nemchucks

Joined: 5/8/2007
Msg: 204
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 7/21/2007 7:39:07 PM
You cant be serious.You cried!?You had sex cause you didnt want to come off as a bad host?!lmfao
 gotphish?

Joined: 1/5/2007
Msg: 205
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 7/28/2007 9:15:43 PM
I know how you feel man, my ex was the same way. Like one weekend she was drinking beer in her recliner and watching football. I said "honey we need to talk" she just told me to hush. Then she grabbed her beer and started scratching her private area. Later on after she took a shower she walk around with nothing but a bra on. Im like geez cant u put some freakin clothes on. Then after sex she just make she gets her's and then she just heads to the fridge and grab a beer. I just cant understand women!
 XLchick

Joined: 5/15/2004
Msg: 206
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All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 7/29/2007 3:27:03 AM
mmmm.....I don't like beer,,,and I don't like sport...lol
 Hawkins

Joined: 9/15/2006
Msg: 207
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 7/29/2007 3:31:23 AM
well...that only leave sex in the equation....euh....SAWEET
 Sugar N Spice 7

Joined: 8/26/2006
Msg: 208
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 7/29/2007 7:19:29 AM
Count your blessings on this one! Are you sure you're straight?? lol
 jewelescent

Joined: 3/2/2007
Msg: 209
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 7/29/2007 10:26:16 AM
wow at this one reply


dude, there is no doubt you are being played. there is no chance of commitment. this hooters girl doesn't give a hoot about your needs or feelings. i'm not saying all hooters girls are like this, she is likely just a bad apple. she is definitely using you for her gratification.

you need to escape the clutches of this manipulator and i can't stress enough you must do it now. if you continue to live with this girl, you will only be enabling her. the sooner you get rid of this girl, the sooner she will be someone else's problem.

your healing cannot happen until you make this difficult decision and no doubt you have done considerable soul searching. i can feel your pain and your life must be a living hell filled with self doubt and a lack of self respect. the odds of rehabilitating her are zero, she is truly dysfunctional.

don't wait another minute, do it now. don't wait until it's too late and you're another broken spirit, lost, and pushing a shopping cart. hang in there and be strong brother, we're all in this together. chalk it up as another life lesson and move on, hold your chin up!



LMAO
 Sir Pryze

Joined: 11/22/2005
Msg: 210
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All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 7/29/2007 12:33:29 PM
OK, initially, that sounds like my dream girl...but it just sounds worse and worse. Yes she is using you dude. Sounds like all she wants sometimes is a penis.
Run, Forrest, run.
 newlysingle64

Joined: 6/19/2007
Msg: 211
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All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 8/17/2007 6:58:40 PM
Wow, actually your pretty lucky, next thing you know she'll be bringing home other Hooters waitress and wanting to have threesomes or moresomes with you as the center of attention.......Quick run and then email her phone number please......
 slappyP

Joined: 11/3/2006
Msg: 212
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 8/17/2007 9:36:45 PM
but if you ever find one that likes porn, sports and beer.....tell her to message ...weeeeee
 mike919293949596

Joined: 4/5/2006
Msg: 213
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 8/17/2007 10:40:06 PM
Where is this woman? And how can I find her?

If she owned a liquor store I think I'd consider marriage .
 Buh-Bye!

Joined: 10/21/2006
Msg: 214
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 8/17/2007 10:54:07 PM
A veedub wannabe!!
 writer59

Joined: 3/7/2006
Msg: 215
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All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 8/18/2007 12:40:33 AM

A deaf blind and dumb person would still know this thread was a joke.....Just how gullible are you people? lighten up people.


Ahem. Deaf people are quite intelligent, as are deaf-blind persons. Maybe you are joking about the thread, but classifying deaf or DB persons as "dumb" is very insulting.




A veedub wannabe!!


No worries. This one doesn't even come close to Veedub's hilarious antics. Veewas actually funny.
 jannick06

Joined: 1/25/2007
Msg: 216
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All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 8/18/2007 12:57:12 AM
she is excellent
go you good thing
 M.I.

Joined: 2/2/2007
Msg: 217
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 8/18/2007 1:06:53 AM

No worries. This one doesn't even come close to Veedub's hilarious antics. Veewas actually funny.


That's probably why it said "wannabe" because it isn't close. Nothing was as funny as Vee's 'experiences'!!!
 Arlo Troutman

Joined: 11/16/2006
Msg: 218
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 8/18/2007 4:31:07 AM


Thanks, TDH46!!!

!Les
 LaAcesa

Joined: 6/30/2007
Msg: 219
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All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 8/18/2007 5:24:34 AM
When I saw the who started this thread, I knew it was gonna be hilarious before I even clicked on it. LMAO. I wasn't disappointed.

I think you should throw her a surprise party by inviting her 10 friends over and make sure you "start the party" way before she gets there. Wait, scratch that, invite 10 women over that she doesn't know and start the party before she gets there. That way, she can have 10 new friends to get to 'know'! So thoughtful of ya. Even better, video tape all the festivities up until she arrives. Wrap it up in a bow, and leave it in her car while she's at work as a surprise. She'll love that you thought of her and realize how much you care. (Bonus points if you leave a case of beer with the tape. Shows you care and you're willing to spend big bucks on her too!)

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
 J-me Baby

Joined: 7/16/2007
Msg: 220
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 8/18/2007 8:44:33 AM
When I read this headline, i think, "Sounds like a great way to spend to weekend!"




Ever since that evening all she wants to do is have sex, watch porn, drink beer, and watch sports on tv. We never go out, whenever she comes to my house she looks for reasons to take her clothe off, once off she never puts them back on, we spend all her time at my house with her just lounging around naked.


I still think this is a great way to spend the weekend!!!





For the rest of the weekend i had two beautiful women walking around my house naked and having sex at the drop of a hat and me having all kind of doubt about our relationship and feeling used.


You are either the only guy on the planet who would have a problem with this or you're having fun with us here! LOL
 jeepgurl82

Joined: 4/26/2007
Msg: 221
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 8/18/2007 9:13:22 AM
I'm making alist of the PP's that DONT have a sense of humor and i'll make sure NOT to message them.

LOL J/k
But I still think it's funny! HA HA
 J-me Baby

Joined: 7/16/2007
Msg: 222
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 8/18/2007 9:29:21 AM
lol jeepgurl! All his stories are funnier than hell! This boy has one vivid imagination!

I think the OP should come over to my house and watch the game the next time the Red Sox play the Yankees. I'll even spring for the beer. I'm not a Hooter's Girl though, and I would probably be fully clothed. I doubt there would be any porn, but there could be a few pillows getting tossed back and forth if the game gets too heated!!
 Angelnurse10

Joined: 6/10/2007
Msg: 223
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All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 8/18/2007 10:22:50 AM
hell, porn, sex, beer, sports, and girl on girl action. Isn't that what every guys fantasy is. This is a joke, right?
 Cwgrlboots

Joined: 7/2/2006
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All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 8/18/2007 3:00:49 PM

is your middle name...veedub?

You took the words right outta my head..

Veedub...his memory is immortal here on the Pond...

~Boots~
 NJFFCapt

Joined: 6/21/2007
Msg: 225
All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer
Posted: 8/20/2007 12:43:25 PM
And this is a problem why?
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