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Posted: 3/25/2007 10:02:05 PM |  for kissing!!!
just a girly: looove your descriptions 
I once kissed a guy who'd had too much to drink and his mouth was friggin' cold!! I mean, it's not as if he'd just sucked on ice cubes but I found it ugh, a major turn-off!
Then another guy, who I would consider "experienced" in sexual matters, kissed with hard lips, that quick, darting, hard tongue... ugh; kinda ruined the crush I'd had on him for years!
And then the "virgin" boy whose mouth was all over the place, slobber city!
Other than those, all other experiences were A-Ok!!
p.s. when I was a teenager, before I had my first kiss, I used to worry incessantly that I wouldn't be a good kisser, that I would never be able to learn "properly" LOL  ah, the follies of youth.... | |
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Posted: 3/26/2007 12:34:20 AM | Bad kisses...hmmm if just before the end of the kiss, in my back of my mind I'm swaering that I am expecting to open my eyes and hear...hello...I'm Mr. Ed (the talking horse remember?). Ugh that whole thing known as the horse kiss. Big wet sloppy kisses.
Another one is that whole going to far thing. It is called tonsil hockey as a joke but there are some that take it seriously!
Then there is the hellatosis kiss. No I didn't mispell halitosis. I'm talking about that breath that just screams OMG WTF ROFB. That is why if I'm going to make something tasty like my shrimp scampi with white wine and garlic, then WE both have to eat it so we can kiss later!
Another one in the WTF category I call the ninja vampire. Biting my lip to draw blood because you think I should get some sort of pleasure out of it? WTF? At least warn me first so I can tell you NO!
The rest of these bad kisses are self explanatory via their scientific names.
The really I am not sick, please kiss me why won't you kiss me kiss? Come on, really I don't have the flu no matter what you really can obviously tell why won't you kiss me kiss.
The my sinuses are plugged so I have to breathe through my mouth and you are turning me purple and making me suffer through a long 5 minute kiss where I have to struggle to sneak a breath in kiss.
The I'm sober, your obviously very drunk and reek of booze and have a very dry mouth and wonder why I'm pulling away kiss.
The dude I just smoked a big bowl of pot I am really stoned and have bad cotton mouth and can't feel where my tongue is going kiss.
Which when you take the pot kiss and combine it with this one below, you get the #1 worse kiss in the world...
The last bad kiss I'll leave you with is the I ate crackers, doritos, cheetos etc. or some other thing just recently and would like to share them with you kiss.
God wasn't that despressing!
Lets move on to the great kiss or at least IMHO.
The great kiss starts out slowly, no frenching right away. My bottom lip between your lips. Your top lip between my lips and so on. Running the smallest amount of the tip of your tongue on her lips before going in for the kill. The whole hand on the face and back of the neck thing. It should build to a crescendo. The whole running of the fingers through the hair thing. Done right and pretty soon a certain "appendage" of mine will sit up and want to take notice of what's going on! A really good kisser will make me moist! | |
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Posted: 3/26/2007 4:00:27 AM | wheeeeeeewwww...is it warm in here or is it me?? that was very funny, I was reading, it was very funny...and I kept reading, onesimpleneed, and I got to the last paragraph and then the room got very warm......very warm indeed.....best description of a good kiss....omg.................. | |
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Posted: 3/26/2007 4:06:04 AM | well a good kiss is when the other party closes there eyes i just think it means more other than that they could just kiss you on the cheek.
Randy | |
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Posted: 3/26/2007 5:17:33 AM | a bad kiss is someone whose tongue is like a pez dispenser
a good kiss is slowsoftsweetsensualtoecurlingtongueglidding | |
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Posted: 3/26/2007 9:58:02 AM | | If I just got the inside of my stomach swabbed by his tongue, it's a bad kiss. | |
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Posted: 3/26/2007 3:47:34 PM | When your lips touch mine
Like satin the touch so sensuously sublime
the heat..the wet.. my palms begin to sweat
I say to myself please don’t let this end yet
your lips so red, etch that image into my mind
our lips touch lightly my heart does race
my lips they brush their way across your face
Your breath is sweet.. mine I find it hard to catch | |
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Posted: 3/26/2007 4:20:48 PM | I'll have to agree with most of you;
Bad is...
Too Much Tongue
Too Much Drool
Too Much Pressure
Worst Kisser Ever; I dated this guy once that was too intense and would put his hand on the back of my head so I couldn't move away. He pressed too hard and used too much tongue. I literally had to push him back cause I couldn't move my head.
It looks like several times of being pushed back, he might sense something was NOT right!
Good is...
Soft and Sensuous. The tongue play should be just that... play. You playfully tease each other with the tips of your tongue. Also, it's kind of like a slow dance... take your ques from your partner; If they are pulling back, that means too much pressure, etc.
Try to kiss the way that turns you on, combined with the way your partner kisses. If you are both in tune with the body language, the two of you will develop a style that works. | |
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Posted: 3/26/2007 4:29:56 PM | | It's gotta be soft but not TOO soft. You gotta feel something. | |
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Posted: 3/26/2007 5:24:24 PM | Splendida has got to come live in Ontario for sure. SSSSSSMMMMMMOOOOOTTTH
He could open up a year round kissing booth and maybe hire some assistants from here. 
  It says I'm still toooood short! | |
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Posted: 3/26/2007 8:13:40 PM | | a bad kiss is when its a sloppy kiss........ but a soft passionate kiss when actually having your eyes open is a mind blowing experience someone tought me that one at the new years pof party ( 2005) turning into the yeat 2006..............yahoo to that special someone who taught me that you can make a girl float with that kind of kiss | |
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Posted: 3/26/2007 8:43:18 PM | It's pretty much all about your personal preference. What's the most frustrating is when someone is an unbelievable kisser, but bad at everything else. That just plain sucks.
Hahaha. | |
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Posted: 3/26/2007 9:55:51 PM | | Ive never really thought about it, but if someone is tight lipped its never really fun... The one thing i cant stand is people who keep their eyes open, its rude to stare!!! | |
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Posted: 3/26/2007 9:57:10 PM | A good kisser (hm, I won't tell the secret - you have to beat it out of me!)...
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Posted: 3/26/2007 11:29:23 PM | | bad kisses are messy, awkward, all slobber and teeth (the feeling that a guy is trying to consume your face isn't sexy). good kisses...mmm soft lips, intensity, a bit of lip tugging with teeth, tongue play, and passion. the chemistry and emotion is just as important as technique in defining a good kiss. | |
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Posted: 3/27/2007 6:11:40 AM | | well dont wot eva u do try to c how far u can get ur tongue down her thoat its not nice or be to forceful fresh breath is good there s nothing worse than kissing an ash tray or cider flavoured mouth! soft lips is a bonus tongue action depends on the mood like i find wen i m really up 4 it i tend 2 use more! nibble on her lips depending on the mood but dont do it 2 hard! | |
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Posted: 3/27/2007 6:34:03 AM | bad kiss? Stop looking for my tonsils - someone already got them!
good kiss? One that keeps me coming back for more! | |
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Posted: 3/27/2007 8:01:18 AM | *puts cookies on plate & pours the milk...
I used to think most people judged kissing pretty close to the same way.
Some people were just good at it, some were shuffled off to a kissing leper colony on the South Pole.
(I was pretty young then)
Like most of you, I have had the toe curling kisses that litterly made my hair tingle on my scalp. I have also had to mop my face from an unwanted salivia attack of the not-so-nice kind. I was amazed to discover that the kiss I had to go dry dock my face from, was doing the trick for another girl. She lavished the drool & encouraged more.
(I suspect she lets her dogs lick her face to... I'm just say'n...)
Moral being, there is no right way to kiss. Yes, there is a suggested manner or method... but for every throat diving, helicoptor flinging, spit spewing mouth bandit there is a girl with "can't rape the willing" t-shirt on... eagerly waiting.
So, don't lose heart if you've been deemed a sponge kisser, a tonsil jockey or even a St. Benard(yes, I actually know a friend who's pet name is St. Benard)... don't worry if you haven't mastered the teasing with tounge tips, soft dry lip nibbles, or even if you can't dance the latin lip Lambada.
..never fear, we'll manage those daring kisses & leave you to enjoy your waterworld stunts.
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Posted: 3/27/2007 8:15:27 AM | | Bad kisses aren't just about putting your tongue down someone's throat. Bad kisses are sloppy and wet and leave your face feeling like you were just licked by a German Shepherd. | |
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Posted: 3/27/2007 11:15:47 AM | | If you're talking just about the lip/tongue action lots of tongue is great! | |
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Posted: 3/27/2007 6:50:56 PM | I think the good kiss is one that you've probably longed for the longest time and never expected the longing was reciprocal or that it would ever happen and then BAMN, lips caress lips, you feel the warmth, tongue meets tongue and you relive it anytime you're asked the question ....yeah, I think that may have been the best one...
The one thing i cant stand is people who keep their eyes open, its rude to stare!!!
Personally I don't want to miss a thing... | |
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Posted: 3/28/2007 3:29:27 PM | | A soft sensual kiss looking in the eyes as you move your hand up her back then hold the back of her neck leaning in kissing softly....sucking her bottom lip teasing with the tip of your tongue....tracing her lips with the tip of your tongue then kissing tenderly not too much tongue...but the tips touch together teasing.....mmmmm | |
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Posted: 3/28/2007 9:40:25 PM | The slowness in the approach. The slight tongue (not down the throat - ewww) action, just teasing. The nibble, the locking of lips.....softly. Yeah. There is good kissing and then there is REALLY good kissing.
Bad kissers get no second chance. | |
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Posted: 4/1/2007 1:27:17 PM | Good kiss => i g n i t e s ...
Bad kiss => 'room for improvement' or could he be a late bloomer? | |
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Posted: 4/1/2007 2:55:34 PM | | Last night was a good kiss. I was thinking I wasn't going to get one, but he surprised me at the end. It was a simple kiss at first. Second one was perfect and then followed up with another sweet simple kiss. | |
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