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Posted: 3/19/2009 8:22:56 AM | A little girl has a shower with her grandmother points to her lower region and asks whats that?
Grandmother replies its my beaver.
Next day little girl has a shower with her mother and points to her lower region and says i know what that is its your beaver.
mother replies how do you know that?
little girl says granny told me but i think hers is dead cos its tounge is hanging out !!!!!
much love Cheffers | |
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Posted: 4/18/2009 2:55:17 PM | The April 8th 2009 episode of South Park centered around the funniest joke ever..Jimmy the cripple thought of it and he used it on Eric Cartman for the first time. It goes something like this...
Jimmy: Hey Eric..Do you like fish-sticks?
Eric: Yea..I like fish-sticks.
Jimmy: Do you like shoving fish-sticks in your mouth?
Eric: Yea..I like shoving fish-sticks in my mouth.
Jimmy: What are you. A gay fish! | |
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Posted: 4/19/2009 10:33:25 AM | You don't know a good joke if you think that was funny. Here's 2 funny ones for you. Do you know WHO made the first fruit market..........................................? Eve .....................she made Adams Banana stand........................................................2 What do you call a gay bar with no chairs.............................................? A fruit stand. Now those are FUNNY.  | |
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Posted: 4/19/2009 10:50:52 AM | | Little Billy walks in on his parents having sex one evening . Mom immediately shoos him out of the bedroom, afterwards Mommy and Daddy go into little Billys bedroom to explain that Daddy was just planting a seed so he would have a new baby brother or sister to play with. Little Billy was so excited that he soon fell fast asleep. A week later Dad returned home from work to find little Billy crying his heart out on the front porch. Whats the matter my son Dad asks lovingly. You know that seed you planted in Mommy so I could have a baby brother or sister, yes replies Dad . Well the mailman came by today and he ate it.........................................................................................Now thats a good one | |
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Posted: 4/19/2009 11:04:53 AM | | A fellows out with a georgeous blonde things are getting pretty hot and heavy in the front seat, so he stops and asks ............................How would you like to climb in the back seat.......She ponders a moment then replies.....................Do I have to I kinda like it up front here with you .................lol: | |
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Posted: 4/27/2009 10:16:42 AM | There were two gay guys living together. One was more feminine and the other more masculine.
The masculine one lacked chest hair and it seemed to become a real problem for him. So, one day he decided to visit the doctor to see why he had no chest hair and if there was something he could do about.
Well, the doctor said there was nothing wrong with the guy, and really the only thing he could try to stimulate hair growth was to smother Vaseline all over his chest daily and perhaps the skin would become stimulated enough to produce hair.
The masculine homosexual was elated. He went immediately home and smothered his chest in Vaselinel.
When his partner came home and jumped into bed with him, he felt the Vaseline and asked, "What in the hell are you doing?"
The masculine one explained what the doctor said and waited for comment from his partner. Finally, his partner said,
"Don't you think if that was true that you would have a "pony tail" coming out of your ass by now?"
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Posted: 4/27/2009 10:25:13 AM | Hillary Clinton and Janet Reno were having one of those girl-to-girl talks, and Hillary said to Janet, ‘You're lucky that you don't have to put up with men having sex with you. I have to put up with Bill, and there is no telling where he last had his pecker.’
Janet responded, ‘Just because I am aesthetically challenged (that's ‘politically correct’ for ugly) doesn't mean I don't have to fight off unwelcome sexual advances.’
Hillary asked, ‘Well,... how do you deal with the problem?’
‘Whenever I feel that a guy is getting ready to make a pass at me, I muster all my might and squeeze out the loudest, nastiest fart that I can.’
That night, Bill was already in bed with the lights out when Hillary slipped into bed. She could hear him start to stir, and knew that he would be wanting some action. She had been saving her farts all day, and she was ready for him! She tensed up her butt cheeks and forced out the most disgusting sounding fart you could imagine.
Bill rolled over and asked, ‘Janet, is that you? | |
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Posted: 4/27/2009 10:29:25 AM | Roger is buying his cousin's used motorcycle. He says, "My God, it's so shiny! It's like new! What's your secret?"
His cousin says, "Well, any time it's about to rain, I coat the chrome with some Vaseline so it won't tarnish. In fact, I won't be needing this any longer, take my pot."
Roger and his girlfriend are going to her parents' house for dinner for the first time, so he goes to pick her up on the motorcycle. As she's getting on the bike behind him, she says, "Listen, I have to tell you something. My family's a little strange. You can't talk during dinner. If you talk during dinner, you have to do the dishes.
" When they walk into her parents' house, not only in the kitchen, but in the dining room, the living room, on the stairs, the back porch, everywhere, there are piles and piles of dirty dishes. They haven't done the dishes in months.
They sit down to eat, and the whole meal, nobody talks. It's the end of the meal, Roger is getting a little horny, and he figures nobody is going to say anything, so he grabs his girlfriend, and pops! her right there on the dining room table.
Nobody says nothing. He's still a little horny, and her mother is kind of cute, so he figures, "What the hell?" He throws her mother up on the table and starts to do her. He's just about done with her, when he looks out the window and sees it's starting to rain on his motorcycle.
He reaches into his pocket and takes out the tube of Vaseline. Her father jumps up and says, "All right, all right, I'll do the f*cking dishes." | |
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Posted: 4/27/2009 7:07:00 PM | | a man wakes his wife early 1 morning says me , you and the dog are going fishing .wife says i dont want to go. man says you got 3 choices. 1.anal sex 2.blow job 3.fishing, gonna hook up the boat, be back in a few minutes . wife thinks about it and when he comes back she says, dont want to go fishing,dont want anal,guess shed blow him . after a few seconds she spits it out and says it taste like shit and he says ,yea the dog didnt want to go fishing either..... | |
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Posted: 4/30/2009 10:17:31 AM | Earl and Doris lived their entire life in New England. Upon retirement they decided to move to Texas.
All his life Earl wanted a genuine pair of Texan cowboy boots. So one day while in town he see that they are having a sale at the boot store so he moseys on over and gets himself a pair and is so excited he wears them home from the store.
Earl bursts through the door and asks Doris if she notices anything different about him. Doris looks him up and down and confesses she sees nothing. Pissed off and frustrated Earl goes to the bathroom and strips naked and comes back out wearing only his new boots. He asks Doris again if she notices anything different. She looks him up and down and says..."Earl, it's hanging down. It was hanging down yesterday, it is hanging down today and I'm certain that it will be hanging down tomorrow."
Earl says..." it's hanging down because it's looking at my new boots!!!"
Doris replies..."Earl...you should have bought a hat!!" | |
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Posted: 5/1/2009 8:25:01 PM | Guy goes into an adult toy store, shopping for a new inflatable friend. The clerk says, "Certainly sir--I'll be glad to help you! We have the greatest selection in the city. Now, do you want male, female, or something from our barnyard collection, perhaps?"
"Uhm---female.."
"Would you like African, Asian, or Caucasian?"
"Hmmmmm, I think I'll try an Asian this time!"
"Excellent! Now, would you like Christian, Muslim, or Non-religious?"
"Say WHAT?? What the heck does religion have to do with this?!"
"Well, the Muslim one blows itself up..." | |
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Posted: 5/2/2009 5:19:24 AM | An older couple are having financial problems as the man has lost his job. The wife decides that she will become a prostitute to help out with the bills. The husband really isn't keen on the idea but decides that they desparately need the money. So that night the woman gets dressed up... tank top, mini skirt and stiletto heels ... and off she goes.
So she comes home the next morning looking a little ragged. The husband says 'How much did you make?'
She says '$80.75' . He says 'Who paid the .75 cents?'
She says 'All of them'.
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Posted: 5/2/2009 11:25:54 AM | a young fella named simon works in a saw mill he had a accident and chopped his legs off just by chance hes uncle died so the family got to gether a nd gave simon hes uncles legs the hospital transplanted the legs on him
a few years later simon goes on stars in your eyes
and tonight simon who are you gonna be
tonight im gonna be SIMON AND HALF UNCLE | |
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Posted: 5/20/2009 7:35:00 PM | male doctor & female doctor just had sex- male dr says you must be a gynogolist because you sure know how to work that pu--y! female dr replies YOU must be an
anethesiologist because i didnt feel shit!!
A penis goes to counseling-tells the therapist its not easy being a D--- i have to hang around two nuts all the time, my closest neighbor is a real butt hole, my best friend is a p---y *, every time i get excited i throw up! and worst of all my owner beats me!
how can you tell if a man has a high sperm count? if you have to chew before you swallow
i believe in the four f's - find them, feel them, f---em and FORGET em ! Wanna get laid? crawl up a chickens a-- and wait ! | |
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