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| MONTREAL - SINGLES PARTY FOR LAUREN33 AT FUNKY TOWN - Friday April 27,2007
Posted: 4/25/2007 7:43:30 PM | Wottacatch, Great advice for the women and nice poem to Lauren. Is everybody paying attention to this brilliant laureate? I hope so.
ONE MORE TIME JEANS ARE PERMITTED AT THE PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A big welcome goes out to clarity24,wiseowl and uniquefemale1963,enjoy the party and arrive early.
48 hours to go and we have everybody excited and looking forward to the first party of spring/summer in honor of Lauren33 and all you singles looking for a mate. Well It looks like I did my job with the help of Commonsens and my little helpers co-host's Poetica and Lila70, I thank you all. Believe it or not, Lauren has also helped in her own party by giving me direction for my first organized event,Thanks Lauren, I will be handing over the reigns to you very soon . A special thanks also goes out to Saraliscious for her help in promotions and to umbertod57 for offering to drive certain poffers.
Let the festivities begin!
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| MONTREAL - SINGLES PARTY FOR LAUREN33 AT FUNKY TOWN - Friday April 27,2007
Posted: 4/25/2007 8:19:05 PM | Actually it is not my brithday if that is what you meant by that...
Thanks winemaker...I apprecaite the compliments and I will take over on Saturday I guess....I was kinda likign not havign to invite everyoen and thank everyone for coming all the time....You did a great job once again..as did all your conconspirators....
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| MONTREAL - SINGLES PARTY FOR LAUREN33 AT FUNKY TOWN - Friday April 27,2007
Posted: 4/26/2007 3:50:01 AM |
but... we're walking from the hotel to the restaurant so I'd have to lug it in my grocery cart thing.
Gobrait, I may be cabbing it if the weather is not that great and if I get lazy lol. I recommend NOT bringing your grocery cart thing lmao.
I am with Super Wicked WildHeart (SWWH) on this one!..LOL
Was wondering if anyone picked up on my "wicked" was sad for a bit
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I bet u guys ditch the clothes and simply cape it!!!! Lingerie only!!!I think you guys are wild but that would impress me!!!!
Ha! Good one instead of Just Do It - "just cape it" A whole new phrase with a hidden meaning.....
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| MONTREAL - SINGLES PARTY FOR LAUREN33 AT FUNKY TOWN - Friday April 27,2007
Posted: 4/26/2007 3:58:33 AM | Super Wild Heart,
Sounds like a plan actually.....I already forgot it...I figure if I suggest it then I will have to do it as well and I am not ready for that kinds of attire quite yet at my own party..I can only imagine the pics in that very instance....LOL
SCARY!!!!!!! I mean my body is not what it used to be I don't speak for any of you guys though on that....LOL
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| MONTREAL - SINGLES PARTY FOR LAUREN33 AT FUNKY TOWN - Friday April 27,2007
Posted: 4/26/2007 3:59:59 AM | So as I said arrive early and bring along yoru friends as the more he merrier....I look forward to meeting every single feeeeeeeeeshie and their friend.....
Lauren33
1 more sleep til the BIG DAY!!!! I kinda almost feel like it is a wedding.<img Whose I dont know but someones......LOL | |
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| MONTREAL - SINGLES PARTY FOR LAUREN33 AT FUNKY TOWN - Friday April 27,2007
Posted: 4/26/2007 5:25:22 AM |
SCARY!!!!!!! I mean my body is not what it used to be I don't speak for any of you guys though on that....LOL
Good morning Lauren!!!! Ah, yes, as we get to a certain place in life, we are not hard bodies, but then we're more cuddley, oh here's a good word "cuddlesome"!!!! Cuddelsome Lauren!!!!
Nevertheless we are all still sexy and desireable and gorgeous... right! RIGHT!!!
See you all tomorrow!!!
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| MONTREAL - SINGLES PARTY FOR LAUREN33 AT FUNKY TOWN - Friday April 27,2007
Posted: 4/26/2007 5:30:06 AM | Ok...... for you LADIES enjoy...Then I must run I have a plane to catch.
I'm glad I'm a woman I am who I am
I don't live off Budweiser, beer nuts and Spam
I don't brag to my buddies about my erections
I won't drive to hell before I ask for directions
I don't get wasted at parties and act like a clown
and I know how to put the damned toilet seat down!
I won't grab your hooters, I won't pinch your butt
my belt buckle's not hidden beneath my beer gut
and I don't go around "readjusting" my crotch
or yell like Tarzan when my head-board gets a notch
I don't belch in public, I don't scratch my behind
I'm a woman you see -- I'm just not that kind!
I'm glad I'm a woman, I'm so glad I could sing
I don't have body hair like shag carpeting
It doesn't grow from my ears or cover my back
When I lean over you can't see 3 inches of crack
And what's on my head doesn't leave with my comb
I'll never buy a toupee to cover my dome
Or have a few hairs pulled from over the side
I'm a woman, you know -- I've got far too much pride!
And I honestly think its a privilege for me
to have these two breasts and to sit when I pee
I don't live to play golf and shoot basketball
I don't swagger and spit like a Neanderthal
I won't tell you my wife just does not understand
stick my hand in my pocket to hide that gold band
or tell you a story to make you sigh and weep
Then screw you, roll over and fall sound asleep!
Yes, I'm glad I'm a woman, a woman you see
you can forget all about that old penis envy
I don't long for male bonding, I don't cruise for chicks
join the Hair Club For Men, or think with my****
I'm a woman by chance and I'm thankful it's true
I'm so glad I'm a woman and not a man like you! | |
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