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| MONTREAL - SINGLES PARTY FOR LAUREN33 AT FUNKY TOWN - Friday April 27,2007
Posted: 4/26/2007 10:50:12 AM | Sorry Lauren and gang ...
But i gotta bow outta this one
My mom is having surgery tommorow morning and its a last minute thing that she cant say no to .. on the same token my baby is ill and I am not comfy leaving her with anyone other than my mother who is too ill to watch her now ....
My non refundable non transferable plane flight money will have to be sacrificed but im sure you understand where im coming from ...
I promise to join you folks at another party real soon and im really sorry i cant be there
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| MONTREAL - SINGLES PARTY FOR LAUREN33 AT FUNKY TOWN - Friday April 27,2007
Posted: 4/26/2007 12:57:32 PM |
But i gotta bow outta this one
We were just kidding about wearing a party hat and nothing else... there are capes, too :-)
Seriously though, it's lousy timing for you, but it's totally understandable - family first, right?  All the best to your Mom and kiddie, and you too chickiebabe! Catch ya at the next bash, right? :-) | |
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| MONTREAL - SINGLES PARTY FOR LAUREN33 AT FUNKY TOWN - Friday April 27,2007
Posted: 4/26/2007 1:55:52 PM | Hey Chickiebabe,
We have heard such great things about you and your Burlington crew that we were all looking forward to meeting you.
Sorry you will not make it.
Wishing your mom all the best, and do not worry, kids are tougher than we are. They bounce right back with some TLC from caring parents.
You are doing it right in this SPI~Guy's opinion.
See you at the next one if you can make it.
SPI~Guy
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| MONTREAL - SINGLES PARTY FOR LAUREN33 AT FUNKY TOWN - Friday April 27,2007
Posted: 4/26/2007 2:14:27 PM |
We were just kidding about wearing a party hat and nothing else... there are capes, too :-)
Hey Stephen,
I was thinking it was for real and I just came back from my personal groomer, sporting a fab waxing; all shiny and smoooooth. My mystery guest is impressed with the results and she agrees that party hat and cape is the way to go. She will of course be complimenting the look with a pair of incredulicious boots.
Naked Group Hug?
We are good to go.
SPI~
:hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug:
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| MONTREAL - SINGLES PARTY FOR LAUREN33 AT FUNKY TOWN - Friday April 27,2007
Posted: 4/26/2007 6:24:49 PM | awww Wottacatch, we just like to have fun! Anyway, all the Ottawa fishies are riveted to their TV screens watching Ottawa demolish the Devils!!! Nearly the end of the 3rd and it's Ottawa 5, NJ 3. That's getting everyone in a GOOD MOOD for Lauren's big bash!
So see you all soon!!!! Rest up tonight!
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| MONTREAL - SINGLES PARTY FOR LAUREN33 AT FUNKY TOWN - Friday April 27,2007
Posted: 4/26/2007 7:59:37 PM | Yeah, Funky Town!  Fishies out to play!
I'm packed and ready... Ottawa won the hockey game!!! 
So MysteriousVlad, SuperSpookyLoopy, SuperSleuthWildheart, SuperCjquickwit, StupendousMzalleycat, StealthNot2Sharp, SneakyFit_Man_07 and Cuddlesome Gobrait are on their way tomorrow to marvellous Montreal!!!! Party time!
(pardon my coming up with strange nicknames for everyone who didn't already have one)  | |
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| MONTREAL - SINGLES PARTY FOR LAUREN33 AT FUNKY TOWN - Friday April 27,2007
Posted: 4/26/2007 8:18:30 PM |
She will of course be complimenting the look with a pair of incredulicious boots.
yeah? uh, I mean, good thinking... it might be a little nippy outside, we wouldn't want anyone to lose an eye.
what's she wearing on her feet?
Counting down the hours 'til we're kicking back and sharing a laugh in person!!! | |
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| MONTREAL - SINGLES PARTY FOR LAUREN33 AT FUNKY TOWN - Friday April 27,2007
Posted: 4/26/2007 8:40:30 PM | Oh gobrait lol
Much appreciation for the nickname, however I already had one as per a few (well many probably) posts ago....I hope you don't mind lol
Super wicked wild heart. Loopy gave her approval so I went with it.....
See you all at les 3 brasseurs. We expect to hit town around 1:00. | |
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| MONTREAL - SINGLES PARTY FOR LAUREN33 AT FUNKY TOWN - Friday April 27,2007
Posted: 4/26/2007 9:46:26 PM | Okies my funkeeeeeeeeeeee feeeeeeeeeeeeshie friends!
I am not even going to *attempt* to catch up with all the zillions of posts
that have been posted since I blinked!
Hmmmm all I know is that Stephen_Ottawa said something about
waxing his entire body...
and the rest of the latest pages are a blur to me...lol
This is what happens when I work late and disappear for a few hours!
You know I was joking with Lauren about our hitting the #100 page mark...
but methinks it might actually be a possible feat with all these bionic posters! 
Alright parteeeeeeeeeee funkeeeeeeeeeeeee feeeeeeshies!
Last sleep before the big day!!!!!
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| MONTREAL - SINGLES PARTY FOR LAUREN33 AT FUNKY TOWN - Friday April 27,2007
Posted: 4/27/2007 6:05:04 AM | Well tonights the night boys and girls I'm rested and over my jetlag ...But for all you men who are going tonight here is a few helpful tips to watch for.....I hope I don't rattle a few cages or get deleted..... LOL.
I did a study since my divorce and what I’ve done is to try to put into words my analysis of the Female Alphanumeric dialects. This is the most widely used language in the world but has neither name nor dictionary. It crosses the bounds of all known dialects. I have discovered that all women of all ages are able to speak it, and I am revealing what little I know of it to men folk everywhere so please let me ramble on for a minute or two.
This secret language is a strange combination of words, intonations, faint eyebrow-lifting and well-placed pauses by which women can even exchange insults in such a manner that the male thinks they are complimenting each other. They can make the male believe that a woman they are discussing is their bosom friend, when in reality; they're ripping her to shreds.
It's also useful to them in awkward social situations. For example, the hostess decides that it's time for y'all to go home. Maybe the hostess will say "Can't I give you just one more drink (pause) before (pause) you go." The man of course is ready to state his preference for drinks; the woman knows it's past time to leave. It was the pauses, placed exactly right that did it.
In this same vein, the pause is the key to saying "no way". When Mrs. Jones telephones Mrs. Smith to say that her four spinster cousins have just arrived from Fort Coulonge, which is somewhere in Quebec and that she'd like to bring them to the****ail party, Mrs. Smith doesn't have to say "Over my dead body sister." All she does is say "Oh! (Pause) yes, bring them (pause) by all means." With the careful use of both pauses and inflection, that lets Mrs. Jones know that unless she never wants another invitation in her lifetime, she'd better, get the cousins a bottle of blackberry cordial and leave them at home.
Another technique, which men most often miss, is the reverse meaning statement. How many men have had to sleep on the couch after believing his wife really meant "I don't want a thing for my birthday?" This gentleman is her ancient mother tongue whether spoken in English or Hindu. What it really means is: "I haven't seen you trying to sneak in any packages. Don't you dare forget my birthday.”?
See??? And all you men, you thought that when one woman said to another, "Oh, dear heart..." she was being sweet and motherly, when in effect she's saying "My God... are you really that stupid woman?"
Beware too of believing any woman who carefully chooses her words. For example, one woman telling another "Oh (pause) don't you look sweet" means about the same thing as asking her if she shopped at the Salvation Army for her outfit.
The same is true when one woman has just been shown up by another, or been caught in a mistake or social faux pas. She will reply something to the effect: "Oh (pause) my goodness. Aren't you just too much? Why poor lil' ole me, I never would have thought of that."
And to make it even more confusing to us poor males, the tone changes the meaning of any word at all. Take the simple statement: "I think she's very nice."
A flat monotone indicates she's a total bore
A belligerent tone indicates she's a slut
Emphasis on the word "think" means the lady's a mystery woman
Emphasis on the word "very" means she's a phoney
Emphasis on the words "very" and "nice" indicates the woman has secrets
Now let's compound the problem and have the same woman raise her left eyebrow as she sez "I think she's very nice." This means that the woman being discussed has been sleeping with all of the husbands of the women listening.
The rule seems to be all women participating must never let the male know or even suspect what's going on. Thus, no woman would ever reply to an insult to her outfit with anything but: "Why I think your dress is very nice too. If fact, my maiden Aunt had one just like it."
While this hidden language does make things complicated for the female, it has many obvious advantages. But for us men, if we think we would like to learn it, I can only suggest that we take up Sanskrit instead. We’ll find it much easier to learn.
Fine:.. This is the word women use at the end of any argument that they feel they are right about but need to shut us up. NEVER use fine to describe how a woman looks. This will cause you to have one of those arguments.
Five minutes:.. This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that our football game is going to last before we take out the trash, so I guess it's an even trade - at least during football or basketball season.
Nothing:.. This means "something" and men should be on their toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with the word "Fine".
Go ahead (with raised eyebrows):.. This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine".
Go ahead (normal eyebrows): ..This means, "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care". You will get a raised eyebrow "Go ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.
Loud Sigh: ..This is not actually a word, but is still often a verbal statement very misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".
Soft Sighs: ..Again, not a word, but a verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" are one of the few things that you can actually understand. She is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe and she will stay content. Enjoy it while you can, as it will probably only last 5 minutes (that’s the baseball five minutes, not the football five minutes. Sorry.)
Oh: ..This word followed by any statement is trouble. Example; "Oh, let me get that". Or, "Oh, I talked to so and so about what you were doing last night." If she says "Oh" before a statement, RUN, do not walk, to the nearest exit. She will tell you that she is "Fine" when she is done tossing your clothes out the window, but do not expect her to talk to you for at least 2 days.
Oh (as a response to a statement, in a questioning tone):.. Usually signifies that you are caught in a lie. Do not try to lie more to get out of it, or you will get raised eyebrows "Go ahead" followed by acts so unspeakable that we can't bring ourselves to write about them.
That's Okay:.. This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can say. "That's Okay,” means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you retributions for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and used in conjunction with a raised eyebrow "Go ahead". At some point in the near future when she has plotted and planned, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.
Please Do: ..This is not a statement it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance to tell the truth. If you're careful you just might escape without a "That’s Okay".
Thanks: ..A woman is thanking you. Do not faint; just say you're welcome?
Thanks a lot:... This is much different from "Thanks". A woman will say, "Thanks a lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have hurt her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh". Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh", as she will only tell you "Nothing" - or "That’s Okay!"
I hope I have help is some small way and good luck to all and have a great time...
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| MONTREAL - SINGLES PARTY FOR LAUREN33 AT FUNKY TOWN - Friday April 27,2007
Posted: 4/27/2007 6:23:11 AM | I thought I would just share this with you all.....This was a woman who I met from this site and met only once, soon you’ll understand why.
We met at the Tim Horton’s in Dorval. I was ordering through this guy on the counter, who’s name on his shirt tag was called Ian, his shirt tag wasn’t called Ian he was called Ian, and yes, this is what actually happened:
Me: would you like a coffee
Her: Yes, I'd like a milk with some coffee in it.
Me: So, that's just a splash of coffee in milk?
Her: No, a regular amount of milk, but not coffee.
Me: Is there more milk or coffee?
Her: Oh, definitely more coffee.
Me: So that's a coffee with some extra milk.
Her: Just the usual amount of milk.
Me: A coffee with milk.
Her: Yes.
Me: Anything else?
Her: A little extra milk and do they have coffee with no caffeine?
Me: They do have decaf.
Her: No, I don’t want decaf, just some coffee without the caffeine.
Me: Excuse me, that’s what decaf means, no caffeine.
Her: Oh, then do they have milk with no caffeine?
Me: Milk doesn’t come with caffeine.
Her: Yes it does.
Me: Not that I know of, where do you get your milk?
Her: It doesn’t say caffeine free on the milk so it must have caffeine.
Me: Oh, you are right, my mistake, I forgot that we only get the decaf milk here in Canada. No problem, they have only decaf milk. Anything else?
Me: (Under my breath)…I bet she thinks low fat milk comes from cows on aerobic exercise
Her: Do they have any bagels?
At this point Ian’s boss or the manager whose name on the shirt tag said "Vinnie" Well it didn’t say Vinnie it just had the words Vinnie----and who was actually listening to this conversation all along.
Vinnie: I'm sorry, ma'am, we're all out of decaf bagels.
Her: Well, what are those? (Pointing at sesame seed bagels)
Vinnie: Those are sesame donuts with extra caffeine added.
Her: I guess I'll just have the coffee.
Her: Do they take credit cards?
Me: No they don’t, cash only.
Her: What about visa?
Me: Is that a credit card?
Her: Well, yes.
Me: Is it cash?
Her: No.
Me: Then no, they can’t take it.
Her: What about checks?
Me: Cash, nothing else.
Her: O.K.
Her: How much is that?
Ian: Three dollars and 45 cents.
Her: Really?
Vinnie: (Who takes over again) New war in Alaska is ruining the coffee business, plus you wanted the coffee with no caffeine, that’s hard to find now, had to grow it myself.
Her: O.K. (proceeds to write a check)
Vinnie: Please leave.
Her: Why?
Vinnie: You’re raising my blood pressure leave now.
Her: But what about my coffee?
Vinnie: Leave and never return.
She leaves, but pays the $3.45 first.... seriously and I am sitting there all on my own, wondering what the hell was that all about?? | |
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| MONTREAL - SINGLES PARTY FOR LAUREN33 AT FUNKY TOWN - Friday April 27,2007
Posted: 4/27/2007 6:48:00 AM |
Hmmmm all I know is that Stephen_Ottawa said something about
waxing his entire body...
and the rest of the latest pages are a blur to me...lol
I might have broken your Groucho... your emoticons don't wiggle for me anymore, Poetica... It's getting hot in here - uh, what were we talking about?
nothing a few trips on a couch with someone saying, uhhuh uh huh!
oh, so I see you've been to the singles breakfasts at IKEA here in Ottawa...
I am sure we will have a lot of laughs together.
Less than twelve hours to go! (busily hypnotizing the office clock to run faster...)
Mental note: The colour green and the word "Angrignon" will be on my mind 'til I hit the Metro lol | |
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