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| Okay! That's enough of the expected ESP BS! Rules are, please?
Posted: 6/19/2007 6:40:24 AM | lol..nice posts Taal...I would have thought those things would be common sense to most people but I guess not....I read this somewhere awhile back and though it was funny:
The RULES:
1. The female always makes The Rules.
2. The Rules are subject to change without prior notification.
3. No male can possibly know all The Rules.
4. If the female suspects the male knows all The Rules, she must immediately change some or all of The Rules.
5. The female is never wrong.
6. If the female is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding which was the direct result of something the male did or said wrong.
7. If Rule 6 applies, the male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.
8. The female may change her mind at any time.
9. The male must never change his mind without the expressed written consent of the female.
10. The female has every right to be angry and upset at any time.
11. The male must remain calm at all times, unless the female wants him to be angry or upset.
12. The female must under no circumstances let the male know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset.
13. The male is expected to mind read at all times.
14. The male who does not abide by The Rules cannot take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp.
15. Any attempt to document The Rules could result in bodily harm.
16. If the female has PMS, all The Rules are null and void.
17. The female is ready when she is ready.
18. The male must be ready at all times. | |
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| Okay! That's enough of the expected ESP BS! Rules are, please?
Posted: 6/19/2007 7:26:18 AM | | This is a good list but missing one important factor of hygene that many men are forgetting these days. My personal petpeve is please floss and use mouthwash before a date. If not you smell like bacteria and that's sick. I've met the nicest man before who brushed his teeth but never went that extra step and had to break up because of the odor its horrible | |
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| Okay! That's enough of the expected ESP BS! Rules are, please?
Posted: 6/19/2007 7:55:57 AM | I think that the most important rule in any situation is this
Treat others as you would like to be treated yourself. Show kindness and consideration and you shouldn't go too far wrong. It's sweet to hold the door open, and nice to offer to pay, it's thoughtful to return calls and text messages promptly. Does that help at all? | |
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| Okay! That's enough of the expected ESP BS! Rules are, please?
Posted: 6/19/2007 8:04:01 AM | [Dude, just call a bytch a bytch, and get on with things. Or watch Mad Max back to back about 40 times. Then go to an all-you-can-eat joint before getting a rub&tug.
Not making fun, SERIOUS advice here, no reason to second-guess yourself.]
Although a little crude in delivery - there is some real good advice here.
[We deal with enough of their crap to warrant damn near anything we want to delve into. So fill your boots, just remember that if you get caught and she doesn't join in that particular night, you're walking home to half a home in one bootie.]
So, why would I care? | |
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wafta
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Joined: 6/14/2007
Msg: 255 | |
| Okay! That's enough of the expected ESP BS! Rules are, please?
Posted: 6/19/2007 8:28:07 AM | kbot -
Remmington; Dude, I HOPE that you're kidding, because as funny as that was ( and was it EVER funny ) if I ever wind up in that kind of dance with a woman again at least one of us is going into the river for good.
If you read the end of Rem's post on page 9, you'll see that he said this :
Follow these simple rules and you can have a happy successful relationship and the life of a complete biatch. Failing that, find someone who expects nothing and have a happy successful relationship as a man.
I guess what he's saying then, is what I've also said in this thread, which is DON'T follow their rules and you'll eventually find someone who doesn't have any at all !!
There are different rules for different women, these rules change on a daily basis, so trying to follow them is impossible - give up trying and just be yourself. This way, you'll eventually find someone who wants you just for you and not someone they can mould into their "perfect man" over time!!
This is why relationships don't last, too many men pandering to the woman's every need and obeying their rules !! Come on guys, take away the power you're giving the women here and let's be "proper" equals - I'm sure many more successful and much longer relationships would result from REAL sexual equality !!
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| Okay! That's enough of the expected ESP BS! Rules are, please?
Posted: 6/19/2007 9:35:59 PM |
Taas (?); Very witty, in about 18 months you'll be slaying men in even greater numbers than you lose purity points. Which is a grand thing by my lights.
Someone mentioned something about socks and sandals; fealt the same until I started living up here in Haida Gwaii. Some rules of fashion are location specific, I guess.
Why 18 months? Either way, I guess I'll take it as a compliment 
Socks and sandals look stupid wherever you are, no matter what the weather's like.
And about the shoes, I think that's stupid too. You don't have to notice when she's wearing new shoes - but you do have to notice when she's made an effort to look nice. Or even if she hasn't made an effort and still looks nice. You don't have to constantly call her beautiful, but after she went through a lot of hemming and hawing to pick the right clothing and make her hair and makeup look pretty, a bit of acknowledgment never hurts. | |
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| Okay! That's enough of the expected ESP BS! Rules are, please?
Posted: 6/19/2007 10:40:34 PM | Brass there is nothing wrong with men and women having their brains wired differently. The basic problem is lack of communication, honesty and integrity.
If a woman or man talks in circles or is so vague the other has no idea what they are talking about - do they ask for clarification? Usually not, instead they let their egos try and figure it out.
If a man or woman wants something from the other - why not just ask - instead many hint, give really bad examples and expect the other to know what they want.
The fact of life is really - relationships work when the lines of communication are open. | |
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| Okay! That's enough of the expected ESP BS! Rules are, please?
Posted: 6/21/2007 6:38:48 AM |
And about the shoes, I think that's stupid too. You don't have to notice when she's wearing new shoes - but you do have to notice when she's made an effort to look nice. Or even if she hasn't made an effort and still looks nice. You don't have to constantly call her beautiful, but after she went through a lot of hemming and hawing to pick the right clothing and make her hair and makeup look pretty, a bit of acknowledgment never hurts.
Yall missed the point... I said it could be as simple as 'are those new shoes?', not meaning you have to notice all new shoes! You don't have to tell a woman she is beautiful everytime you pick her up, in other words, there are many ways to notice when a woman looks nice. Jeeze - what I meant, and I thought was perfectly clear, was that it would be nice if guys said something when a woman puts forth effort to look nice for them. | |
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| Okay! That's enough of the expected ESP BS! Rules are, please?
Posted: 6/24/2007 6:01:08 AM | Actually; I think that YOU missed the point!
I asked for a simple little list of all the things that Men SHOULD do but don't.
And you actually fed me a nice little segue into the land of the "Metrosexual" Men who would actually realize not only that you HAVE feet; but that you are wearing things on them that aren't meant for the purposes of protecting them from points A to B!
Ladies! The only time a straight man is going to realize that you own appendages below the knees or above the neck: is when your working his "Libido" with them.
WOW!!!
THAT should get me hate-mail for at LEAST a year... work of art in some cultures...
hmm... pretty.
Seriously though, bugger off with the usual mantras of "OOOOHHHMMM please don't realize what a needy witch I am... especially when my friendly well-endowed sporty-spice friend is around" crap.
Back to basics Ladies! I'm HERE, I'm LISTENING! Let's get down to it!
Who wants to start about leaving skid-mark undies on the floor? | |
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| Okay! That's enough of the expected ESP BS! Rules are, please?
Posted: 6/24/2007 6:17:12 AM | Bottom line.......
Sorry hun but if you have to ask this question for clarification, you have a long way to go. Start with figuring out what the little things are. I don't know a woman in the world who doesn't like the little things. | |
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Joined: 6/14/2007
Msg: 262 | |
| Okay! That's enough of the expected ESP BS! Rules are, please?
Posted: 6/24/2007 6:19:00 AM |
Yall missed the point... I said it could be as simple as 'are those new shoes?', not meaning you have to notice all new shoes! You don't have to tell a woman she is beautiful everytime you pick her up, in other words, there are many ways to notice when a woman looks nice. Jeeze - what I meant, and I thought was perfectly clear, was that it would be nice if guys said something when a woman puts forth effort to look nice for them.
I'd like to emphasise ONE statement here that doesn't have a place in a relationship at all in my opinion. HAVE TO
Nobody HAS TO do anything they don't want to do to please someone else. We should all be ourselves and, if it doesn't work, at least we were being honest and true - which is in fact what MOST women here claim to want from a man !!!
And, what made me laugh about this particular quote was that the poster says women "put forth effort to look nice for them" - yet ask a woman why she wears make up, buys hundreds of pairs of shoes, has her hair done, gets breast implants, lipo, etc. etc. and she'll be sure to tell you "I DID IT FOR MYSELF" - Now, figure that one out!!
And you actually fed me a nice little segue into the land of the "Metrosexual" Men who would actually realize not only that you HAVE feet; but that you are wearing things on them that aren't meant for the purposes of protecting them from points A to B! 
k-bot - Don't even try to understand them, you never will  | |
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| Okay! That's enough of the expected ESP BS! Rules are, please?
Posted: 6/24/2007 7:55:56 AM | K kbot is still at it I see. He'll deny asking for any details, just simplicity. HAHAHAHAHA male/female relationships simple.
I'll make it REALLY SIMPLE for all, even k bot may get it
COMMUNICATION, COMMUNICATION, COMMUNICATION. | |
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| Okay! That's enough of the expected ESP BS! Rules are, please?
Posted: 6/24/2007 9:01:54 AM | hi....seems I came into the middle of the conversation. I kind of sort of understand both sides... The oldest of 13 and 9 below me brothers til my sisters came along...3 sons....so..I am more on the guys side.....guys are rude crude socially un-exceptable....thats why we women love them....!!!! Fine could mean.. Holy Shit... I am in trouble.... yet.... it could also mean.....Holy Shit that was fun....like jumping off 60 foot clifts with my mom.......I go by the rule.......treat others as you would like to be treated.....
if you dont call then dont expect them to...
if you fart expect them to....
life is an adventure.........slide into home plate at the end with bumbs, bruises, screaming one hell of a ride.........
dont trip on who did what to whom and why this or that.........nitty gritty is just that...sandpaper !!!!! | |
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| Okay! That's enough of the expected ESP BS! Rules are, please?
Posted: 6/29/2007 5:58:28 AM | Hmmm....
So...
Just for the record...
Women are genetically incapable of fulfilling any task asked of them?
As long as they can bury you with tonnes of other crap that you neither need nor want?
huh...
I had a cat like that once. | |
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| Okay! That's enough of the expected ESP BS! Rules are, please?
Posted: 6/29/2007 6:26:21 AM | Soemtimes the rules change form woman to woman, and from day to day. Sometimes there are no rules. Sometimes you'll get a rare find: a woman who speaks her mind boldy and bluntly because she doesn't like waiting for the guy to figure her out. She's rather just TELL him and be done with it.
So having said that, you're going to get dozens of different answers. Every woman will say something different. Different women have different expectations, and that's all there is to it. | |
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| Ask my man
Posted: 6/29/2007 7:19:20 AM | My man does a pretty good job of dealing with me. Although he did get a little confused when I told him if he ever lied to me again, about ANYTHING that I would dump him flat. Then a week later chastized him for not just lying to me and telling me a small fib that would have made me happy.
Ah well, at least I recognize I am crazy. He enjoys telling me I am almost worth it!  | |
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| Okay! That's enough of the expected ESP BS! Rules are, please?
Posted: 7/7/2007 6:31:09 AM | Oh NO YOU DIDN'T!!!
HEY! LOTTABUNS!
Read the name of the thread! Those little things that you're talking about?
Yeah, those ones, NOT the remains of your exes grey-matter...
Those would be the things that I've been asking you girls to LIST ALL OF THIS ENTIRE FREAKIN' TIME!!!
It's not your fault though, or the faults of the others thatcouldn't stay awake during the ONE SENTENCE title of the thread. You girls are working for Darwin.
Because without you, far more men would lead a happy, communicative, fertile existence.
As it is, we figure that if we can't tust you to read the instructions on a bag of kitty-litter; we may as well get fixed and enjoy ourselves.
By the way, in case I've been too subtle up until this point, the whole idea of this thread is to make us look at our expectations of one another.
And maybe, JUST maybe, realize what twits we are.
And YES, the fact that you don't get it IS why you're single! JEBUS people, if you can't even express yourself on the 'net, (or allow others to) what hope do you have in real life? | |
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