| The rusty trombone
Posted: 4/15/2007 6:21:38 PM | Uh,
So obviously the spitvalve is the...eww....
What happens when the slide starts sticking, does she pull apart the unit for disASSembly? Pulling the inner slide out from the outer slide? What about the ball er uh bell section?
Oh man I hope it's not like a normal trombone, because during cleaning...OUCH...from a trombone maintenance web page....
"Push and pull the snake up and down in the tube for a minute or so, allowing the brush to scrub the interior. When you come to the bottom the tube, STOP. Don't force the snake around the slide crook. "
Yeah, keep your friggin' hands off my slide crook!
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| The rusty trombone
Posted: 4/15/2007 7:18:46 PM | eeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Learn something everyday! | |
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Posted: 4/15/2007 7:23:37 PM | I just want to meet the guy who named this. I picture him, standing in his room, thoe woman industriously working away, his eyes rolling back in his head. Suddenly, his soggy noodle limp neck lets his head roll to one side, his eyelids part and he sees the image in his floor to ceiling mirror. In my vision he is so shocked that his whole body, anus and butt cheeks included contracts, locking her face firmly in place before the peels of laughter make him double up and release her. Okay I know I'm strange, I picture stuff like this all the time, thats why I share it with all of you   | |
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| The rusty trombone
Posted: 4/15/2007 7:28:38 PM |
When playing the trombone, how do you know if you're hitting the right notes if you can't see his face for his ass blocking the view???
ROTFLMAO! OMG tuggirl... I'm laughing so hard tears are streaming down my face... tummy hurtsssssssss! | |
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Posted: 4/15/2007 8:48:43 PM | All I'm saying is it sounds like a dirty dam'ned job if you can even see his appreciation while you do it!!! | |
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Posted: 4/15/2007 9:18:37 PM | | my friend has recieved a rusty trombone when he was in Cali. high five for him =) | |
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Posted: 4/16/2007 8:02:24 AM | | This is hilarious....I suppose that to take the metaphor a bit further, I would really like to know where the spit valve is.... | |
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Posted: 4/16/2007 10:16:08 AM | | omg. the upstairs neighbors now think i have completely lost it. no one home but me and i am litterally rofl. who would do this. and can you imagine watching someone play that "trombone". thank god i played the trumpet. lol | |
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Posted: 4/16/2007 11:20:47 AM | | LOL...since we are sliding that way....does this give a whole new perspective on playing the bagpipes? | |
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Posted: 4/16/2007 8:50:01 PM | | I dunno...I hope not. Don't those "bags" have holes in them? | |
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Posted: 4/17/2007 5:36:57 PM | omg dana, you wanna know about the spit valve well what about were the mouth piece is when she is playing it.
I can hear her now.. " ok hunny ready for the high note."
I'm dieing here this is too funny. I've got tears in my eyes rotflmfao | |
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Posted: 11/13/2007 9:51:20 PM | | Nothing shocks me anymore. You name it I have read it in these forums not that is a bad thing makes for some interesting reading. | |
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Posted: 1/28/2008 12:45:14 PM | Onesimpleneed, your explanation of the trombone cleaning sounds very much like a man's STI's test at the clinic. That f'n pipecleaner thing is gonna meet its maker someday. My WORD that thing hurts!
While we're on the topic of trombones, dirty sanchez's, belgian steamers, portugese breakfasts, and donkey punches my personal favourite is the mystery hand. I've never experienced it but it makes me laugh even to this day to think about it! You get a friend to hide out under your bed and then when you bring a girl, whether it be a casual fling or your gf, back to your bed he waits until you are in the throws of passion and he reaches up and grabs him a mittfull of boob when you've got your two hands on her already. AHAHA It's so bad it hurts. | |
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Posted: 1/28/2008 1:13:12 PM | | Definately sounds hot to me, certainly wouldn't mind finding me a man who's comfortable enough with his sexuality to let me lick his bum from behind while I stoke his manhood. I knew I loved music for a reason! | |
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Posted: 1/28/2008 1:27:58 PM | | I'm not driving 2000 miles for a rusty trombone....maybe 75 but that's pushing, and i like 'em! | |
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Posted: 1/28/2008 11:13:03 PM | Oh my god, I was sitting here eating my dessert when I decided to read this thread ....... thanks for ruining my ice cream and peaches!!  | |
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Posted: 1/28/2008 11:25:39 PM | | I don't think I could date a woman who enjoyed an experience like this... | |
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Posted: 1/29/2008 6:15:44 AM |
See, I'm a realist, so I can't help wondering...
When playing the trombone, how do you know if you're hitting the right notes if you can't see his face for his ass blocking the view???
I am willing to bet there are twitches in the legs,extensions of the feet,shudders in the back and shoulders and a host of other signs that would let you know....how did that Canadian guy sing it....?
Oh yeah....."This note's for you....." | |
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Posted: 1/29/2008 7:32:01 AM | "Tug"girl, I can't help but laugh at the subject matter and your screen name. =P
Everybody's being honest, that's cool.
Yes, I've had it done while in the shower once.
At first I was like:
"WTH are you......um, ooh....grunt, moan...WOW!" | |
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Posted: 1/29/2008 7:44:32 AM | | sling dad, i think your right..... some men say no they wouldnt and they are LMFAO...... but if they had it done the do the whole "WTF are you......um, ooh....grunt, moan...WOW!" and ask for more the next time! lol | |
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Posted: 3/16/2008 3:58:40 PM | icky-poo! A friend called me the other day to tell me that she heard this is what Governor Elliot Spitzer hired the hooker for! NASTY!
Isn't getting a woman to play your flute enough?
Now you want her to play your RUSTY TROMBONE!
What's next? Your morrocas?
HIT ME w/ your rhythm stick?
What ever happened to old fashioned sex? | |
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| The rusty trombone
Posted: 3/16/2008 4:04:21 PM | I wonder what the female equivilant to a rusty trombone would be...
the rusty harmonica? | |
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| The rusty trombone
Posted: 3/16/2008 4:06:09 PM | | There's some things your better not knowing.. | |
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