| The rusty trombone
Posted: 3/16/2008 4:33:27 PM | Had it done to me. Loved it. What's to say - I like new experiences.
I think that very few women would be willing to do this. But what the hell do I know- I'm still single. | |
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| The rusty trombone
Posted: 3/16/2008 5:42:32 PM | hahaha the rusty TB, never had that done, I can't wait for someone to start bragging they gave their partner a rusty fish hook  | |
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| The rusty trombone
Posted: 3/16/2008 5:52:48 PM | "I can do anything for love......but I can't do that."
(giggling) | |
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| The rusty trombone
Posted: 3/16/2008 5:55:55 PM | | heh- It doesn't matter what I start looking up. Five minutes on urbandictionary and I'm finding the strangest sex terms ever. It's happened to you, don't lie :P | |
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| The rusty trombone
Posted: 3/16/2008 6:29:02 PM | | Ive had that done to me, quite a delighful surprise. Ive also done the equivalent to women, not sure what one would call that, though. People DO know that a clean one is FAR more sanitary than what's in one's mouth and when you kiss for a while, FAR more exposures. Don't they? | |
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| The rusty trombone
Posted: 3/16/2008 6:43:32 PM | | NO THANK YOU! I'll just stick with the kazoo.............................................. | |
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| The rusty trombone
Posted: 3/16/2008 8:19:47 PM |
I wonder what the female equivilant to a rusty trombone would be...
the rusty harmonica? The bagpipes? | |
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| The rusty trombone
Posted: 3/16/2008 8:37:30 PM | I've never heard of this. I don't google random phrases anymore though... I learned my lesson on that at a young age... | |
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| The rusty trombone
Posted: 3/16/2008 8:43:01 PM | | very enjoyable to receive ... although I highly recomend it to be in or just after a shower. | |
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| The rusty trombone
Posted: 3/16/2008 10:05:35 PM | | I'd like to give a chick a rusty goatee. (aka the 'dirty sanchin') | |
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| The rusty trombone
Posted: 3/17/2008 2:32:43 AM | | I will pass on this one. What if you fart and a clinker shoots into her windpipe and kills her? What an ignoble fate for your generous trombone player. | |
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| The rusty trombone
Posted: 3/17/2008 2:35:13 AM | | i dont think it a first date thing do you ! | |
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| The rusty trombone
Posted: 3/17/2008 6:52:04 AM | custis,
Do you have this problem frequently, when you fart and blast out a "clinker"? LOL I'll save the dozen or so comments running rampant in my mind now!
The Dirty Sanchin'? Is that like a variation of the Dirty Sanchez? Never heard that term. And is that just the chin goatee then? It brings a WHOLE new meaning to the term "flavour savour" (the little patch under the lip that some guys are sporting now, present company included). | |
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| The rusty trombone
Posted: 3/17/2008 10:15:10 AM | | I thought I had heard of everything when I heard about the "blumpkin" ... this takes the, uhm, cake? | |
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| The rusty trombone
Posted: 4/27/2008 2:53:48 PM | These 3 pages have just thrown me around on my chair laughing to beat,,,,,well, perhaps you know, eh.
Reading FORUMS as a pastime, as I have done this weekend, has been an EYEOPENER. Thanks all.....entertaining weekend.
DivaM..... | |
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| The rusty trombone
Posted: 4/27/2008 3:37:16 PM | | filching. lol. gotta love that urban dictionary. | |
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| The rusty trombone
Posted: 4/27/2008 5:22:39 PM | | hahahah thats funny, i thought i would never hear this outside of standup material. how about googling the "cleveland steamer" lmao! | |
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| The rusty trombone
Posted: 4/28/2008 3:42:37 PM | I'd like to give a girl a sticky french horn.
Put my mouth on the front and shove my fist in the other end. | |
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| etherealone
Posted: 4/28/2008 3:49:55 PM |
those same rusty trombone lovers also go for the "dirty sanchez"
Um nay! lol. Not me at least! haha. I heart the rusty trombone  F dirty sanchez  | |
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| The rusty trombone
Posted: 4/28/2008 5:40:14 PM | now that it's been explained, I'm thinking against having some gal blowing in my ass.... | |
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| The rusty trombone
Posted: 4/28/2008 7:24:28 PM | | Check out the Urban Dictionary at http://www.urbandictionary.com for the definitions to all that crazy shit! | |
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| The rusty trombone
Posted: 4/28/2008 7:51:14 PM | I am a proud member of Ass Lickers Anonymous 
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| The rusty trombone
Posted: 4/29/2008 4:53:58 PM | LOL after a shower, it's all good.
After a marathon.....
Not so much.
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| The rusty trombone
Posted: 8/1/2008 12:17:01 AM | | I thought you had to blow on the anus like a trumbone or trumpet player would against his mouthpiece. So your lips are pressed tightly together, forcefully expelling air to cause your lips to vibrate, almost simulating the sound of a trumpeting elephant! All this while doin' the old reach-around! LMAO! | |
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| The rusty trombone
Posted: 8/1/2008 12:23:01 AM | well noon has yet to mention the alabama hot pocket or the chilean rainbow..hahhaha
my cousin and I email new ones to each other daily frm urban dictionary always good for a laugh....
however my favorite of all time and do it as often as possible is zoffling | |
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