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| Dumbest question you've been asked on 1st date?
Posted: 8/1/2008 11:34:59 PM | The dumbest question I've been asked on a first date was .................
"Are you ready to be my sex slave?"
OMG!!! I thought we were just meeting for coffee 
Wait a minute ... is this a joke or something? Am I on tv? Where are the cameras? | |
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| Dumbest question you've been asked on 1st date?
Posted: 8/22/2008 10:54:46 PM | I kinda hate the question, "So, how come you don't have a boyfriend?" I mean how are you supposed to answer that? "Oh, I guess I'm a little bit psycho!"javascript:smilie(' ')javascript:smilie(' ')javascript:smilie(' ') | |
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| Dumbest question you've been asked on 1st date?
Posted: 8/23/2008 6:26:19 AM | Peanuts...lol
Why do you look so bored? - (shes been talking about lots of ex boyfriends now for half hour or so) thought - Because your boring!
Why have you gone so quiet? - as bread crumbs fly from her mouth at the resturant table - thought - You wont let me get a word in edgeways! | |
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| Dumbest question you've been asked on 1st date?
Posted: 8/23/2008 6:45:05 AM | 'How did your last relationship end?'
'How many guys have you met from pof?'
'So you're studying creative writing...is that writing creatively?'
Actually no, I solve math problems all day
This is the one that gets on my nerves most and it's more the response questions I get from my answer than the actual question itself:
'How many boyfriends have you had?'
'One'
'No!'
'...yes'
'No!'
'Surely you must've had more?'
Actually now I think about it, I've had 287...
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| Dumbest question you've been asked on 1st date?
Posted: 8/23/2008 7:12:54 AM |
We had JUST SAT DOWN.
"Do you swallow?"
Instead of being more assertive, I finished my coffee and excused myself.
You should have told him that you do not swallow...you prefer to let your coffee dribble down your face and onto your shirt (before promptly exiting).
Why does ANYONE think that this is a proper and acceptable type of conversation??? I am a fairly sexual person and enjoy getting down and dirty however on a first (or second or possibly third) date this is downright disrespectful and would cause me to leave immediately.
~happy fishing~
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| Dumbest question you've been asked on 1st date?
Posted: 8/23/2008 9:02:56 AM | | As you stated, you e-mail and phone talk to someone prior to meeting in person. That is what I do and I take my time to develop a rapport with the woman. But by the time the date comes it does not feel like a job interview but more like a second date because we are already familiar and we know a lot about each other. I guess I've been fortunate not to have gotten dumb questions asked to me on a 1st date. | |
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| Dumbest question you've been asked on 1st date?
Posted: 8/23/2008 4:26:15 PM | Him: There are so many fake girls out there. Are you fake?
Me: Do I look fake to you?
Him: No.
Me: That's good because I paid my plastic surgeon more than enough money to make me look like a girl.
Him: So your breasts are fake? | |
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| Dumbest question you've been asked on 1st date?
Posted: 8/23/2008 4:51:30 PM | - How much money do you make per hour/day/month/year... all by the same guy on the same date which was the first and last
- If we have a relationship, will you be faithful? (this takes the biscuit)
- Do you live alone?
- Do you believe in Jesus Son of God?
- What does your dad do for a living?
- Where was your ex from? (I get asked about my ex more than about me and when I say I don't wanna talk about him I am told I am putting up walls/secretive/too hurt)
- Why are you still single?
- How many years have you been in the UK? (as if it signifies anything)
- Whom do you translate for? | |
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| Dumbest question you've been asked on 1st date?
Posted: 8/23/2008 7:16:25 PM | - The guy went on and on about my accent and how after all these years you can still notice it a little bit. Then next breath asked me if I have lived in Ohio all my life.
- Where I work,income, work hours, vacation time, sick time (think he wanted my job)
- Wow, you're really tall (5'6 isn't all that tall, you just lied about your height) | |
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| Dumbest question you've been asked on 1st date?
Posted: 8/23/2008 8:44:14 PM | LOL well I have to laugh the dumbest comment I ever had on a date happened one day when I was caught in a rain storm on a way to a resteraunt. My date was inside oblivious to the weather outside.
I came in driping wet from a down pour and apologized to my date for being late. She took one look at me dripping there and said "How did you get wet ?"
I said with a straight face "I ran through a car wash chasing a monkey who had stole my car keys."
hahahahahahahahahaha...wait wait.. I'm not done laughing yet......hehe....haha
Thats sounds like something I would've said to her
that or "I'm sorry, I just got out of the shower"
hahahahaha | |
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| Dumbest question you've been asked on 1st date?
Posted: 8/23/2008 8:47:18 PM | ok, for me, it was this
"Do you have a brother?"
no bad I know, what followed my yes was dumb though.
"Is he hot?"
i told her the truth and said this, "He's 13, so, your call"
needless to say, there was no second date. | |
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| Dumbest question you've been asked on 1st date?
Posted: 8/24/2008 9:30:16 AM |
ok, for me, it was this
"Do you have a brother?"
no bad I know, what followed my yes was dumb though.
"Is he hot?"
i told her the truth and said this, "He's 13, so, your call"
needless to say, there was no second date.
Lieutenant Rossi, I had a similar incident with a guy. It wasn't a first date but it killed him from getting a first date. He was asking me all kinds of sexual questions during a chat (which I was giving smart ass answers to) and I was beyond p*ssed off at this guy. Then he asked what I was doing. I said "waiting on my sister to show up so we can watch some movies." He said "A girl night, huh?" I said "yeah." And he goes on for a bit then says "I'd like to come over and watch a movie with you two. What movie are you watching?" I said "Oh, you might not like it, we're watching a horror movie." He said "I don't care what it is as long as I'm sitting between two hot chicks. I bet your sister is as hot as you." I said "she's pretty cute for a 12 year old but you'll never get close enough to her to find out."
I forgot about this one....
Guy says "You look a little bit Goth."
Me thinking *duh* but instead said "Yes."
Guy: gives a bunch of compliments about how 'smokin hot' I am then says "So being Goth, that means you're easy, right? Want to go back to my place? "
I laughed and left. | |
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| Dumbest question you've been asked on 1st date?
Posted: 8/24/2008 9:52:11 AM | Well having been married for eons and then widowed I went out with this man about a 6 months ago and his question to me was
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So what are your goals?
So I say...goals?
Yes what are your goals in life. WHAT THE? I'm 68....... So I say "Climbing Mt. Hood and then bungie jumping off the San Fran bridge..after that white water rafting, and sky diving. I'd like to get all this out of the way BEFORE starting a family."
Then I looked at him and say......And you?????? All the while keeping a straight face.
Choose your questions wisely. | |
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| Dumbest question you've been asked on 1st date?
Posted: 8/24/2008 10:26:39 AM | I''m laughing at everyone's posts...it's made for an amusing Sunday morning so far.
My best one was after mutally deciding we weren't a match and wouldn't be having any more contact....
Oh by the way..I'm walking in a charity marathon, will you sponsor me?
Now I'm all for giving to charity, but Uh...nope  | |
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| Dumbest question you've been asked on 1st date?
Posted: 8/24/2008 10:38:41 AM | | i know what you mean!! i get asked that question all the time. if i had any luck why am i emailing and iming with you!!! its a total turnoff for me when guys ask that question!! i usually dont reply to them again. why do guys ask that? | |
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| Dumbest question you've been asked on 1st date?
Posted: 8/24/2008 12:45:39 PM | I came in driping wet from a down pour and apologized to my date for being late. She took one look at me dripping there and said "How did you get wet ?"
I said with a straight face "I ran through a car wash chasing a monkey who had stole my car keys."
You forgot to say "Here's your sign..." That is freakin' hilarious.
"Do you have a condom, because I'm already pregnant and I don't want to have twins."
Oh man...I'm dyin' ova here. That's as good as the joke about the doctor who tells the blonde she's pregnant and she asks, "Is it mine?"
OK...my contribution:
Prior to our scheduled meeting, "So you don't have long red nails do you?" (Insert Halloween theme here). Said meeting didn't happen.
"You wanna see the roll of money I have in my pocket?"
"When are we gonna f***?" (Yes kids, there are dillholes who actually ask this question.)
This thread is hilarious!
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