| Dumbest question you've been asked on 1st date?
Posted: 8/24/2008 10:26:39 AM | I''m laughing at everyone's posts...it's made for an amusing Sunday morning so far.
My best one was after mutally deciding we weren't a match and wouldn't be having any more contact....
Oh by the way..I'm walking in a charity marathon, will you sponsor me?
Now I'm all for giving to charity, but Uh...nope  | |
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| Dumbest question you've been asked on 1st date?
Posted: 8/24/2008 10:38:41 AM | | i know what you mean!! i get asked that question all the time. if i had any luck why am i emailing and iming with you!!! its a total turnoff for me when guys ask that question!! i usually dont reply to them again. why do guys ask that? | |
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| Dumbest question you've been asked on 1st date?
Posted: 8/24/2008 12:45:39 PM | I came in driping wet from a down pour and apologized to my date for being late. She took one look at me dripping there and said "How did you get wet ?"
I said with a straight face "I ran through a car wash chasing a monkey who had stole my car keys."
You forgot to say "Here's your sign..." That is freakin' hilarious.
"Do you have a condom, because I'm already pregnant and I don't want to have twins."
Oh man...I'm dyin' ova here. That's as good as the joke about the doctor who tells the blonde she's pregnant and she asks, "Is it mine?"
OK...my contribution:
Prior to our scheduled meeting, "So you don't have long red nails do you?" (Insert Halloween theme here). Said meeting didn't happen.
"You wanna see the roll of money I have in my pocket?"
"When are we gonna f***?" (Yes kids, there are dillholes who actually ask this question.)
This thread is hilarious!
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| Dumbest question you've been asked on 1st date?
Posted: 8/24/2008 1:13:52 PM | Yours is the BEST dumb first date question ever! EVER! (Holy Smokes!)
Some of my favorites:
Do I like to shop at Victoria's Secret?
When am I going to rekindle my spiritual relationship to God (I am so not kidding)?
What am I looking for in a man? (This one gets me because the guy had been married so many times before, I was afraid to tell him!)
WAS that my former wedding ring? (Band I wear on my right hand, I NO LONGER wear my old wedding ring, or even know where it lives anymore!)
Did I mind if he was still actually married? (But in the PROCESS of divorcing!) | |
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| Dumbest question you've been asked on 1st date?
Posted: 8/24/2008 6:12:37 PM | If we click, are you willing to get rid of your cats for me? (er, no)
Really, so you would just put your pets ahead of a human?
(damn right!)
So you think the terrorists should be allowed to just bomb anything and kill people without repercussions? (after I answered her question on my opinion of the Iraq war)
So what do you plan to do with that spare bedroom? (Eventually she got around to hinting she needed a place to stay.)
Do your parents know you date interracially? (WTF? I'm a grown man, I don't care what anyone things about who, what, when, where, etc.)
Are you saved? (check please!) | |
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| Dumbest question you've been asked on 1st date?
Posted: 8/24/2008 8:00:21 PM | | ok thare was one man who asked me a lot of dube questions on the first date.1 how much money i had.2 what did my husband do for a living befor he passed away3 if i draw a benfcury check off of my husband.about my car. | |
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| Dumbest question you've been asked on 1st date?
Posted: 8/24/2008 9:09:47 PM | | I had one guy ask me on a first date if I would like to meet his girlfriend and have a 3-way "massage" with her (this is after learning I am a massage therapist). Date over. Where do these people come from? ha ha ha ha | |
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| Dumbest question you've been asked on 1st date?
Posted: 8/24/2008 10:26:28 PM | "Do you go out with a lot of women you meet on the internet?" -
Why, is there something wrong with that? You met me on the internet, Einstein!
"Do you eat/go here often?" -
No, it's a complete gamble. I like to go to strange and new places when I'm on a date so I can feel as awkward as humanly possible.
"How long have you been single?" -
Long enough to have heard better first-date conversation. NEXT!
and finally.....without further ado.....
(when I first walk up to them/they walk up to me): "Hello, are you Brian?"
Well, let's see, you've agreed to meet a 6 foot tall man at this time and place fitting my description. You've seen my picture already. And I've walked up right up to you as I anticipated your presence. So why ask?
EGADS! | |
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| Dumbest question you've been asked on 1st date?
Posted: 9/1/2008 3:03:32 PM | I've had a few, and most relate to my job:
"Can you arrest me?"
"Can I see your handcuffs?"
"So, don't you feel bad about what you do?" (Needless to say, that one didn't get a second date.)
"So, bust any bad guys lately?"
Don't get me wrong, I don't mind discussing work, but come on, be creative. That's like asking a bank teller "...so, counted much money lately?" or asking a painter how many walls he's painted to date. | |
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| Dumbest question you've been asked on 1st date?
Posted: 9/1/2008 5:29:33 PM | Kind of like the lady I met for the first date. So your a cop, can you get this speeding ticket I got taken off my record? Well hell yes, lets have a talk with DMV, I'm sure they'll listen to me-DAH.
Then Once I dated a lady that wanted to know if I could get her a discount on the cost of getting her car out of our impound lot. AH................Nope! | |
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| Dumbest question you've been asked on 1st date?
Posted: 9/1/2008 5:36:40 PM | "Do you have a condom, because I'm already pregnant and i don't want to have twins"
TOO funny! I might have said, you don't have to worry about twins but i hope you're not worried about having a puppy tho....sorry stupid doggy joke | |
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| Dumbest question you've been asked on 1st date?
Posted: 9/1/2008 5:41:29 PM | Are those your shoes?
How do you walk in those shoes?
Where did you get those shoes?
Did I tell you I like shoes?
Do you leave those shoes on?
Do you know you have nice shoes? | |
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| Dumbest question you've been asked on 1st date?
Posted: 9/1/2008 5:47:51 PM | well,you got to talk about something which includes asking questions.If you dont ask questions then your date will think your not interested so for you geniuses making fun at people who ask questions,if you dont like it , go to a statue of someone and hang out if you like people who dont socialize or better yet date a psychic they are probably the only ones who can read minds sheesh!!   | |
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| Dumbest question you've been asked on 1st date?
Posted: 9/1/2008 8:02:10 PM | | Went out with a guy from POF who seemed perfectly normal during our conversations. We're sitting in the middle of a restaurant and he leans over to say, "do you have any condoms with you?" I kind of shake my head and he says, "damn I need to run to the drugstore before we go back to my place". I made a nice little joke about the situation, but there was definitely never a second date. | |
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| Dumbest question you've been asked on 1st date?
Posted: 9/1/2008 8:37:19 PM | | ok... I know this wasn't a first date, but- On IM a guy asked me to lower my cam and show him the lower half of my body... when I asked why he said"I wanna know what I am going to be hitting" ewe!!!!!!!! To which I replied "I'm fat" and disconnected. | |
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| Dumbest question you've been asked on 1st date?
Posted: 9/2/2008 10:15:22 AM | so after a six month hiatus from dating, my first blind date didn't go exactly according to how i wanted it.
met up with this guy through mutual friends.. sounded sane enough. met at a local restaurant. he showed up in August wearing a long leather trench coat. i wasn't going to judge.
before our drinks could come back to the table, he pulled out a rubber ball gag.
"i was just wondering how this would look. can i put it on you?" | |
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| Dumbest question you've been asked on 1st date?
Posted: 9/2/2008 10:59:26 AM | There have been a few memorable ones over the years.. a few that stand out in my mind:
* "why is your dog allowed in the house?"
* "Why don't you want kids?"
* "Is it ok that I am white?"
* "But why don't you already have a bf?"
* "I'm rarely on time for anything.. is that a problem?
* "Would you think it's weird if I wanted to play with your feet?"
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| Dumbest question you've been asked on 1st date?
Posted: 9/2/2008 10:07:56 PM |
so after a six month hiatus from dating, my first blind date didn't go exactly according to how i wanted it.
met up with this guy through mutual friends.. sounded sane enough. met at a local restaurant. he showed up in August wearing a long leather trench coat. i wasn't going to judge.
before our drinks could come back to the table, he pulled out a rubber ball gag.
"i was just wondering how this would look. can i put it on you?"
Should have replied "Only if I can put these on you" and handcuffed him to the table! haha | |
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