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| Dumbest question you've been asked on 1st date?
Posted: 4/21/2007 11:07:41 AM | I don't remember the exact wording, I really wish that I did. But it had to do with a totally off the wall statement by a girl I was taking out for the first time. She commented something to the effect that she had noticed that I had really large hands and feet. The bottom line was she figured I was really hung, and wanted to know just how large I was.
I didn't ask her out for a second date, heh. I can't stand women who only want a big****and don't care about anything else and have no real personalities. Granted, she had a totally slamming body, I mean thin and shaped well and total dairy queen, but I do have my standards, you know? | |
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| Dumbest question you've been asked on 1st date?
Posted: 4/21/2007 11:19:00 AM | ^^^^Two questions:
1. Men can have a problem with women who want nothing but cack? I always thought that was refreshing in a woman for most men, and they would gladly volunteer.
2. What the heck is a Dairy Queen (besides an ice cream chain)? | |
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| Dumbest question you've been asked on 1st date?
Posted: 4/21/2007 4:46:03 PM |
Dumbest.... asked by a black man...... "have you ever dated a black man before??" .....
Does it really matter if I had or hadn't ?? are men really all that different?? sheeeeeeesh.....
I agree that is a dumb question, but you're lucky to be on that end of the conversation. You see, all you have to do is answer yes or no and try to move the conversation along. Try being me where the roles are reverse, and a girl says to me, "you know I have never dated a black guy before". I mean, what should be my response to that, "uh.... oook". Or she could say, "I date black guys all the time", and i say "well that sure is great news, and here I thought this date might be a little awkward" | |
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| Dumbest question you've been asked on 1st date?
Posted: 4/21/2007 6:39:43 PM | Granted, this is just my opinion OldSchool.
Personally, I'd rather have a woman attracted to me than to my anatomy.
The term 'dairy queen' dates back to my days in High School during the 1970's when we used it to apply to girls who's breasts were so large we suspected they were mutants. | |
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| Dumbest question you've been asked on 1st date?
Posted: 4/21/2007 6:48:00 PM | Mutants? Oh my.....
Ofcourse, these aren't anything new, but personally I think it's extremely dumb to be asked "why are you still single?"
Seriously, I'd love to know, why don't you spend some time figuring it out, I'd like a break!
Recently I got, not really even phrased in a question, more like a foolish assumption:
"you believe in god don't you?" Unfortunately, POF doesn't give an option for athiest, but I think non-religious means I don't want to talk about god all night, which is what that statement lead to, ugh! I wanted to poke myself in the eye with the drink straw so I could get out of there by ambulance! | |
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| Dumbest question you've been asked on 1st date?
Posted: 4/21/2007 6:55:50 PM | I had been asked out by a young lady and I decided to take her for a nice dinner. I picked her up and we were at the restaurant. Between the main course and desert she asked me how well I would take care of her if we got married. I just smiled and kind of snickered, thinking she was joking. She then said, "you know...I'm not joking, I want to know".
I just looked quite surprised at her, and said that I had no marriage plans, especially with someone I barely knew and that desert would be something better to talk over. Understandably, I had a somewhat tense balance of the evening, with her hinting a such questions again. I did not see her again other than bumping into her from time to time, and her saying how sorry she was for being so forward. | |
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| Dumbest question you've been asked on 1st date?
Posted: 4/22/2007 12:14:18 AM | WOW! I haven't laughed so hard since I can't remember. These are "real" questions you've all been asked? I don't recognize any of them so it wasn't me on the date.
I don't understand the
do you swallow? Of course the obvious answer would have been, "No, I'm on a diet and I'm only allowed to chew and spit!" Oh wait, they weren't talking about food? | |
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Joined: 3/10/2007
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| Dumbest question you've been asked on 1st date?
Posted: 4/22/2007 12:15:09 AM | The dumbest one for me was.....can I borrow ten bucks for gas until payday?
um wtf???????????????????????????????????
Second dumbest.......I was asked if me and my sister have had sex. o_o | |
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Rhett1
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Joined: 10/16/2005
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| Dumbest question you've been asked on 1st date?
Posted: 4/22/2007 12:28:26 AM |
"what would you do if i stuck my finger in your ass". My response would have been one of the following:
"Start apologizing to the other people in the restaurant".
Or maybe: "Ask, did you lose your car keys?"
"Tell you I'm not a finger puppet"
"Say, well this is awkward. What did you say your name was again?" | |
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| Dumbest question you've been asked on 1st date?
Posted: 4/22/2007 1:03:16 AM |
Mine was from a fireman who asked me, "Do you want to see my hose?"
Seeing as he didn't drive up in the actual firetruck, I kind of clued in that it was a certain part of his anatomy that I wasn't quite prepared to witness in all its glory yet.
Needless to say...no second date. LOL (Good grief, after that intro, what was he going to show me next...his favourite fire hydrant?)
Be thankful he didn't get you all fired up..he may have HOSED you down with his HOSE...yes bad humour I know | |
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| Dumbest question you've been asked on 1st date?
Posted: 4/22/2007 3:21:48 AM | My dumb question came from a guy who asked me if I carried anti diarrhea medicine with me. I was like...NO and then he ran to the bathroom for like 30 minutes. When he returned, he kept rubbing his stomach and saying that he shouldnt have had that mexican food for lunch. Um....there is a thing called tmi.  | |
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Rhett1
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Joined: 10/16/2005
Msg: 115 | |
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| Dumbest question you've been asked on 1st date?
Posted: 4/22/2007 6:35:57 PM | | Back when i first atrted the online thing , I agreed to meet someone with no photo. (the last time trust me) I did leave an out, I was to play golf one day, and told her we could do lunch before I went. Unfortunately I couldn't wait to get out of there, but stuck around to pick up the check and make small talk...she said...Golf huh....Do you play on TV??.... | |
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| Dumbest question you've been asked on 1st date?
Posted: 4/22/2007 7:17:19 PM | "Are those real?" 
ETA: To the person who said this: "While I've never personally (ahem) had to deal with the "How big are those?" question, a friend assures me that "Big enough to smother you while you are sleeping one night." accompanied by a demented expression usually does the trick." - I so have to try that next time someone asks me that question! | |
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| Dumbest question you've been asked on 1st date?
Posted: 4/23/2007 4:08:07 AM | "I am looking for a business partner, who will invest in a pofitable company! only need a few grand up front"
my reply "Yeah, sure will buy into a couple of companies just incase one goes bust....Do I look like Donald Trump?"
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| Dumbest question you've been asked on 1st date?
Posted: 4/23/2007 4:32:40 AM | | After meeting a man for the first time we exchanged the opening pleasent.questions, how are you,ect.Then this attractive an seemingly sane man looked intently at my bosom.He asked,"Are they real?"After I finished laughing I told him he had just blown his chances of ever finding out....and then I left,still laughing. | |
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| Dumbest question you've been asked on 1st date?
Posted: 4/23/2007 5:41:41 AM | That's too funny!
I had once told a guy that I was a little disappointed with our meeting that day.. He asked me why, and I told him that first of all his picture was way too old! That he looked 20yrs younger, and about 100lbs lighter too!! and the fact that a shower before meeting someone is kinda important to me.. nothin like smellin someone else's BO on a 1st date!!
Nothin like getting too personal! lol!!  YUK!!
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| Dumbest question you've been asked on 1st date?
Posted: 4/23/2007 7:16:59 AM | How about the question that didn't get asked?
This reminds me of a guy I met with twice for coffee and each time he dominated the conversation - he talked almost the whole time (about himself, his ex-wife and his past marriage) and never asked me anything about myself!! The first time, it turned me off but I thought I'd give him another chance. The second time it was the same experience. Totally boring for me. | |
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| Dumbest question you've been asked on 1st date?
Posted: 4/23/2007 9:33:09 AM | I keep exotic pets... when women hear this almost all of them tense up, then say "You dont have any here do you?"
Ya... I carry tarantulas around in my pocket you dumbass! Makes me want to ask them so have you been retarded since birth or was it a head injury along the way? | |
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