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| Dumbest question you've been asked on 1st date?
Posted: 4/23/2007 12:52:25 PM | Too funny!!!! How can people be soooo dumb??
Hey...does anyone know when Cinco Damyo is...my fav mexican holiday and I am ready to party....I need to mark it down on my calender...  | |
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pamtk
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Joined: 3/11/2007
Msg: 131 | |
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| Dumbest question you've been asked on 1st date?
Posted: 4/26/2007 2:42:03 PM | -So do you own this car?
yes, it's actually mine, do you want to check the registration to make sure? I got the documentation, oh oops, it's fell outside, could you go walk over there and get it?
Oh.. sure.. hey where are you goi... ERRRRRR VROOOOOOM !! | |
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tdh46
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Joined: 1/7/2007
Msg: 135 | |
| Dumbest question you've been asked on 1st date?
Posted: 4/26/2007 2:46:40 PM | "Is it true what they say about you black guys"
This is after i get comments from her about how big my hands were and right after she asked me what size my feet was | |
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| Dumbest question you've been asked on 1st date?
Posted: 4/26/2007 3:25:25 PM |
She looks at me and says "Are you sure you're not gay?" and me being quick witted said
"Actually yes I am, you got me, I'm just a lesbian trapped in a man's body and you aren't going to do it for me honey because I'm not into bull dykes". Then I got up and left. Oh the look on her face...
I think you were over reacting. Why did you think "are you gay?" was an insult? Are you homophobic?
Maybe it was her way of hitting on you and letting you know she was ready to be kissed
I can't recall any dumb questions, I've probably asked a few. I think my most awkward moment was when she received a call on her phone. She starts talking about me and it's so awkward that I excuse myself and meekly wait in the washroom wondering when it's safe to come out. I mean, really, at least wait until the date is over before commenting to your friend about this guy that you've started seeing and how he can't stop smiling. | |
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| Dumbest question you've been asked on 1st date?
Posted: 4/28/2007 12:35:44 PM | | It was not a first date, I was talking to this guy via IM for the first time ever and he ask me if I ever had an abortion. Not only was it a dumb question, it was offensive also. Needless to say, I cut the conversation short and blocked his messages. | |
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| Dumbest question you've been asked on 1st date?
Posted: 4/28/2007 1:31:02 PM | I have 2, one is stupid and the other totally tasteless.
I was asked "Am I real"? (me). No it's Memorex, gosh!
The 2nd which I will edit myself considering it's tasteless and frankly I was shocked, now this is the very 1st meeting mind you. It was "How are you tr-mmed down there?"
I was outta there immediately after I about clocked him! What a moron he was. | |
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| Dumbest question you've been asked on 1st date?
Posted: 4/28/2007 1:33:31 PM | "How are you tr-mmed down there?" Well hindsight's always 20/20, I'd have said how rude, to think I shaved my ankles just for this lousy date!!  
Of course I always think of the amazing comebacks after the fact...*sigh* | |
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| Dumbest question you've been asked on 1st date?
Posted: 4/28/2007 5:44:36 PM | Without a shadow of a doubt, the DUMBEST question I've ever had a man ask me was:
"So, do you want to see my chest?"
This was a first 'coffee date' date. It was the middle of the afternoon, and I had not once alluded to anything even remotely concerning his (or my!) chest, let alone anything sexual.
He didn't just ask once. He asked a LOT of times.
Needless to say, there wasn't a second date. | |
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Rhett1
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Joined: 10/16/2005
Msg: 144 | |
| Dumbest question you've been asked on 1st date?
Posted: 4/28/2007 11:57:15 PM | Hahahaha! These are all pretty damn funny...but the abortion one...yeah, that guy needed a kick to the head.
I was just thinking though, wouldn't we be mortified to see someone we've been on a date with, on here talking about "this dumb chick/guy I met for a date, and I couldn't believe the stupid questions..." and you realize they're talking about you!
I think we should put a new category in here, sorry if this is hijacking...What's the dumbest question YOU'VE asked on a date?
Mine was, yep I'm guilty of this..."Is that your car?"...when he was getting into it.  | |
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| Dumbest question you've been asked on 1st date?
Posted: 4/29/2007 2:48:01 PM | | This is a continuation to an earlier dumbest question post I made a few days ago.Since I've been asked more then once if my somewhat ample breasts are real I decided to think about a smart ass answer if it happened again.Sure enough I was on a first date with this man when no more then ten minutes into the date he stares at my bosom and asks"Are those real?"Instead of just laughing and getting up and leaving,my usual response, I counter with a question to him.I asked"Are you like most men and have your own special name for your,humm,package?"He sort of smirked and said well yeah ,I guess,"So I replied,"well I have my own special name for each of my breast's."Now he was looking with interest at eyes instead of my bosom."So what's their names he asks."I look deep into his eyes while pointing at my breasts and say,'Well the right one I call Herbert and the left one is Hoover."He looks at me somewhat confused and says,"why did you name them that?"I smile and reply,"Because whenever men see them unveiled they always say,"Damn!"Then I got up and left. | |
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| Dumbest question you've been asked on 1st date?
Posted: 4/29/2007 3:28:00 PM | Reading some of these hilarious posts, brought back a memory I long to forget from last year.
Met a guy from out of town, who was so strung up on the idea of romance.I thought this may be cool I can use some right now...so we made a date to meet for a walk on the beach ( also romantic) and do lunch.Well the walk was ok nice and all but we get to the pub and he decides its romantic to share food off one plate maybe even the same straw. I said no to the straw bit and asked for my own drink.So we ordered a beef dip safe enough to share lol. Until some beef fell onto my shirt and lap and he asked if he can eat it off me, lol you geussed it... IT'S SOOOO ROMANTIC!That word has never really felt the same since. | |
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| Dumbest question you've been asked on 1st date?
Posted: 4/30/2007 12:53:23 AM | Ok I have had some laughs on what I have seen so far.
Q: Can you lend me some money so I can get some food for the house until next pay day ? (I did watch her spend $50.00 on drinks at a bar that night so said No).
Q: Is it true what they say about big men with big hands and big feet ? (Dunno I am not into blokes).
Q: How much would you give me to sleep with you tonight ? (Does she give change ?).
Q: How would you like to come and meet my parents tomorrow (1st date blues ?).
Q: Would you mind if I brought my kids as well since we have not been out for dinner for ages and they would like to have a meal with me ? (I said No as I was only ready to meet her first - but we did go out later on with the whole family and had a good time).
Q: Would you consider having a 3-some with me and my sister (I thought this was weird and a joke but was serious and her sister was a beauty challenged woman so I made an excuse to leave the restaurant before saying I was only interested in you).
Q: Do you mind if we take my mother to the doctor on the way out to dinner ? (I did drop her off and heard all about her urine problems as I collected my date from home). | |
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Rhett1
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Joined: 10/16/2005
Msg: 149 | |
| Dumbest question you've been asked on 1st date?
Posted: 4/30/2007 2:06:03 AM |
Is it true what they say about big men with big hands and big feet ? Say, "Yep, big gloves and big shoes!"
Would you consider having a 3-some with me and my sister EEEEWWWWW!!!
"Beauty-challenged" hahahaha!
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| Dumbest question you've been asked on 1st date?
Posted: 4/30/2007 2:23:40 AM | Oh my god......that is too funny.
My hose!!!! How old is he....12?
Why is it that fireman think they are hot? I personally fail to see the attraction.
I can tell you a few good ones I have had.....
1. How about a blow job (in Starbucks before I even drank one ounce of my drink)...I bolted.
2. I could date you but I could not marry you until my mother passes away. (jewish boy)
3. Do you think I look 40? I mean I think I look great, do you? (as he flexes his arms in the reflection of the window at Starbucks wearing his three sizes too small black tee shirt.....lol.
4. Do you have a problem with me having had a "brush" with the law. Gee....what do you mean I ask him. Well I have been in jail.....but only four times and the forth time was a garbage deal. OH MY GOODNESS LOOK AT THE TIME....I MUST GO.......
5. Nice to meet you, want a drink...what would you do if I slid my hand up your skirt right now...I smile......wondering how he feels about public casteration.....and say......that might be a mistake......bud.
There is so many more..........later! | |
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