| Dumbest question you've been asked on 1st date?
Posted: 5/14/2007 5:29:47 AM |
Back here in TX after being in Hawaii, a girl asked me if it was warm in Hawaii.
Ummmm, yes.
This reminds me of a stupid question. While I was in the military I was stationed in Hawaii. Years later I was on a date and the lady was asking questions about where I was stationed and just general info type of things. I mentioned I was stationed in Hawaii for several years. She asks...
"Do they like Americans there?" | |
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Rhett1
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Joined: 10/16/2005
Msg: 177 | |
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| Dumbest question you've been asked on 1st date?
Posted: 5/14/2007 8:13:00 AM | The DUMBEST questions ive ever got were NOT made up, and were actually asked to me, they were something like:
"So, can we just do it and get it over with?..."
Seriously how dumb is that?.. lol
"If I said I wanted to feel you up would you sleep with me?"
I dont know what drugs the guy was on when he told me this on our first date, need less to say there was not a second date..
"I just dont think youre pretty enough for me, but can we still [do it]?"
This one really makes me laugh, obviously he doesnt know what he asked me, cause it doesnt make any sense right?
Enjoy,.. lol | |
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| Dumbest question you've been asked on 1st date?
Posted: 5/14/2007 8:48:38 AM | I was asked for sex...which is not the dumbest thing...but its the response after i told him i was on the rag...he said:
It's ok, I can get a towel..
On the first date...
I mean like i don't even know his last name
Diva | |
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| Dumbest question you've been asked on 1st date?
Posted: 5/15/2007 4:12:31 PM | I would not consider this a question more of a dumb social commentary but it certainly seems relevant topically ;
Dancing has been my passion since 1991 and I talk about it often (more or less from a technical standpoint).
However, it's happened a few times where I busted a few moves for a date only to hear the following - wow, you didn't strike me as the type that could dance.
That has to be the dumbest social commentary, what kind of person makes a judgement before even seeing the product? Isn't that why they have auditions?
If a person wants to be simple minded might as well say, "No serious buissinessman is athletically fit " or " any-one who doesn't like Oprah has to be a bad person ."
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Siann
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Joined: 12/17/2005
Msg: 182 | |
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Deni30
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Joined: 5/29/2007
Msg: 183 | |
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| Dumbest question you've been asked on 1st date?
Posted: 6/19/2007 10:35:05 PM | Could you loan me five dollars for gas?
Could you let me spend the nite I promise my wife wont mind?
Could I bring my Mother along on our date she worries about me?
Could I borrow your lingere and your heels?Borrow? no please help yourself lol
Could you watch my 2 yr old while Im out with the boys ?
good lord I just realized there wont be enough room for all the dumbest questions ive had lol just laugh at those   | |
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| Dumbest question you've been asked on 1st date?
Posted: 6/19/2007 10:43:41 PM | I have several favorite 'dumb' questions from first dates:
Q: Someone once told me I have bedroom eyes. What do you think? (as he bats his eyelashes).
A: Sure, you have nice eyes.
Q: Wanna see them in the bedroom?
#2 guy was a real treat, in that he was so strange I still can't understand (after five years) what he was all about. Several questions of his still stand out as being the strangest ever.
#1: Asked as we walked into the dinner location, passing by some tubular lights: Would you ever insert those into you? Me: Uh, no. I had no idea what he meant until...
#2: Would you ever have s*x with a stickshift? Me: Nah, body fluids are too hard to get out of leather (trying to make the best of the situation, but now wanting to end the date)
#3: Are those real? as he - without asking - pokes one of my breasts twice like he was checking rising bread. | |
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| Dumbest question you've been asked on 1st date?
Posted: 6/20/2007 4:59:01 AM | Dumbest question you've been asked on 1st date?
Posted: 4/26/2007 2 40 PM
"Is it true what they say about you black guys"
This is after i get comments from her about how big my hands were and right after she asked me what size my feet was
WELL is it???? Actually no need I already know the answer..Its true what they say..NEVER believe everything you hear!!!! 
In saying that I'm sure its true for some just not ALL black guys | |
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daisie
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Joined: 9/22/2004
Msg: 191 | |
| Dumbest question you've been asked on 1st date?
Posted: 6/20/2007 6:01:25 AM | The first (and ONLY) time we met he asked me, "Will you move in with me?"
It gets even STUPIDER than that when you realize we lived several hours apart and he expected me to quit university and move to his city. And he had previously told me his house was up for sale. When I asked about that he said he would take it off the market and keep the house if I moved in with him...and he'd be so nice as to give me one whole section just for me and my privacy. I'd get my own bedroom and all. awwwwww what a sweetie-pie.
He's too fickle for me though. After our meeting he RUSHED home to get to his computer before I got to mine and write me a "Dear jane, thanks but no-thanks, not really interested in you" email. What a bonehead. Maybe he saw me rolling my eyes and biting my tongue, holding back the laughter at every word that came outta big mouth. Hmmmmmm. oh well!
This is the same guy who had 15 year old pics of himself on his profile. and TRUST me....those last 15 years must have been rough ones cuz it showed on his face and bod. | |
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| Dumbest question you've been asked on 1st date?
Posted: 6/20/2007 7:54:56 AM | Her; How many girls are you dating?
Me; Do you really want to know?
Her; Yes
Me; X
Her; I wish you wouldn't have told me that.
Me; Did you want me to lie to you?
Her; No...... What will it take to be just me?
Me; I don't know.
Her; When was the last time you had a good BJ?
Me; I forgot I have to work in the morning. You'll have to go now. | |
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| Dumbest question you've been asked on 1st date?
Posted: 6/20/2007 8:40:53 AM | A guy I met once:
Him: So, I hope you don't expect for me to always pay for everything. I expect you to pick up the tab once in a while.
Me: ????
Him: I'm saving for a trip to Italy. If I'm always spending my money on you, I won't be able to go to Italy.
Me: Then I'll make it easy for you. You won't have to worry about spending ANY money on me.
I then got up and left the restaurant. And left him with the bill for the food, that I had hardly touched. | |
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| Dumbest question you've been asked on 1st date?
Posted: 6/20/2007 11:56:18 AM | dumb questions I've been asked on a first DATE ( first time to meet):
Is that your car? How much is the payment?
How old are you really?
How much money do you make?
How come your not married?
So, am I attractive?
Do you rent or own? how much is your mortgage payment?
Are those real?
I could go on but why relive those memories?
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| Dumbest question you've been asked on 1st date?
Posted: 6/20/2007 12:00:48 PM | well this wasnt a question but just the first thing he said upon meeting me...
I had a normal bottle of water in my hand and he says " nice water bottle" lol.
but I agree with the person who said the stupid question of " why are you still single" d'uh because I cant find the right person?
my fave of all time though is "why do you like black men?" well because I'm attracted to them? and then I have to further explain in simple terms that it is an attraction just as some people are attracted to blondes, brunettets, thin women, big women etc"
for the record I love all men,lol. | |
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| Dumbest question you've been asked on 1st date?
Posted: 6/21/2007 2:22:30 AM | This was a few years ago, and still has me baffled.
During a dinner date: "Can I get a ride to the airport tomorrow, I am hooking up with a guy I met at a club last week!".
Me: ummm...NO! … I just remembered, I have a thing I have to do tomorrow! (I couldn’t leave fast enough)
What’s wrong with that sentence... geez, where does one start???
1. I was apparently applying for a job, as has her pimp/manager/chauffeur? LOL
2. I clearly wasn't her type - intelligent.
3. I think I was just insulted.
4. She didn't even offer to pay for the gas.
5. At least she didn’t ask to borrow condoms too.
oh god.... I could go on....
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| Dumbest question you've been asked on 1st date?
Posted: 6/21/2007 2:29:16 AM | This wasn't a first date as such, but the first meeting of the parents.
For perspective, I was 35, she 25, (she had three little kids) we had dated a few times. I met her at work.
First dinner with the parents; 'I got a 45 minute lecture on birth control during dinner with the parents, and was asked several personal questions about safe sex, most of them about their daughter. '
If the were trying to freak me out. and screw with my head... it worked. We didn't last long after that. | |
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| Dumbest question you've been asked on 1st date?
Posted: 6/21/2007 1:06:54 PM | one guy asked me if i had nice soft breasts.....i said "no".....shoulda seen his face!!
This is slightly different....but i had a message from someone on here asking me if i'd like to cut his elderly mothers toe-nails!!....how bizarre!!!!!
Nicki x | |
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