| Dumbest question you've been asked on 1st date?
Posted: 7/6/2007 3:16:04 PM | eeewwwwww ladynicki!!
I had been exchanging emails with a fellow for a month before we met, and when we finally met for coffee, he asked me questions that were easily answered by actually reading my profile... have you ever been married, do you have kids... things he would have known if he paid any attention at all to our correspondence!  | |
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| Dumbest question you've been asked on 1st date?
Posted: 7/6/2007 3:59:09 PM | "Are those (boobs) real?"
"No, these are my Lee Press-on Boobs that I attach for occasions like this. I am conducting a Sociological experiment to find out how many rude comments men make in an evening. Can you please sign this Ethics Waiver?" | |
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| Dumbest question you've been asked on 1st date?
Posted: 7/6/2007 4:08:31 PM | "Do you think I look like my picture" I whip out a Twix bar...munch...munch...mumble mumble...munch
Sarcastic answer you'd like to give. Yeah, sure do, knew it was you right off. Just like your pic, two eyes, nose in between....couldn't have missed it. You did look taller standing next to the midget, though....hmm. *snicker* | |
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| Dumbest question you've been asked on 1st date?
Posted: 7/6/2007 5:00:28 PM | I've had many dumb questions on dates but the real winners always come via email or IM before we've even met.
I had a guy email me telling me how wonderful I was and I was flattered until I read his profile and it said "I'm most attracted to women shorter than me" No problem except I was 3 inches taller than him and so when I replied pointing this out to him he replied back "I'll make an exception for you. It's not like buying a car." I mean seriously.... How lucky am I? I figured a moron like that wasn't even worth a response.
Another guy sent me an email and all he said was "Are you writing a f@*#ing novel here?"
The guy asked "Why don't you give shorter guys a chance?" I answered "It's simply a personal preference much like men who prefer to date blonds." He said "But I could so rock your world." Oh well ok then now that I know that sign me up..... | |
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| Dumbest question you've been asked on 1st date?
Posted: 7/6/2007 8:16:28 PM | Do you shave or trim? Do you shave your legs?
I end up telling them I don't believe in shaving because it is repressive to women just to f#ck with them because that pisses me off. | |
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| Dumbest question you've been asked on 1st date?
Posted: 7/6/2007 9:33:27 PM | | I had a girl I had just met at a public function tell me If I hadn't came here with a date I would f**k you. I replied well that would be real nice would you like to tell me your name? That there is some class.LOL | |
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| Dumbest question you've been asked on 1st date?
Posted: 7/8/2007 7:07:06 AM | | I was once on a fix-up date, someone I had never seen or corresponded with before, who waited until we'd eaten half of our salads before she leaned across the table and said, "So, do you think maybe you'd be a little more assertive here tonight if I was a guy?" | |
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| Dumbest question you've been asked on 1st date?
Posted: 7/8/2007 8:05:32 PM | I got asked a few years ago on how do I feel about abortions. Yeah great question when your trying to eat dinner. She got offended that I would not answer her because I told her that we haven't started nothing yet.  | |
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| Dumbest question you've been asked on 1st date?
Posted: 7/8/2007 9:55:42 PM | HA HA HA ............. so it is not just weird people Downunder who say dumb things ?
- "Will you come to my sisters wedding to P**S off my ex boyfriend for me ?"
- "Look I am not interested in you - but would you like to meet my sister ? "
- "If you pay for dinner, would you want me to have sex with you tonight ?" I just had to suddenly go home due to an urgent call.
- "How much do you earn, as you probably cannot afford to take me out to dinner later tonight ?" She got the shock when I stood up and said I am semi-retired, so don't need to work to live and promptly left her with the $10.00 bill (check)".
- Had a few on a first date who have said "Can you pay, as I need to get to an ATM soon and on 1 occassion I pointed to an ATM (being nice) and was called a bar-stard because I was being polite. I don't mind paying but don't be a biatch first.
- "Can you lend me $" ............... I feel a blow to the spine a few times this has been asked of me on a 1st date.
- "Can we go past and pick up my friend ........ he needs a lift ........ ". I become rude and just say NO and ask if she would like me to drive her home if I collected her". | |
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| Dumbest question you've been asked on 1st date?
Posted: 7/12/2007 6:17:45 AM | Is that YOUR car? Is it paid for?
How come you can’t get second and third dates with Girls? Maybe because when I meet them they are a LOT like you????? I didn’t say that but I wanted to... AND… I have been asked that in countless emails and IMs.
Simply out of the blue during the middle of dinner “I don’t have sex on the first date. You will have to ask me out again for that”. OMG... Where did THAT come from????
How come you’re not married?
Can't you find someone closer to home to date?
You must have some deep dark secret or skeletons in your closet. You are a VERY handsome man and if there wasn't SOMETHING wrong you wouldn't be single.
“How many Girls have you had sex with”? Uhhhhh “How many from POF”?
How many Girls have you talked to from POF?
What kind of financial plans have you made for retirement? | |
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Joined: 6/24/2007
Msg: 218 | |
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| Dumbest question you've been asked on 1st date?
Posted: 7/12/2007 7:28:57 AM | | ...as we were getting up to leave the restaurant - if I would "twirl around" for him since he hadn't really had a chance to see me as I was walking up to him! This after spending the entire date talking about him... uhm, yeah....date over! | |
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| Dumbest question you've been asked on 1st date?
Posted: 7/12/2007 9:51:08 AM | Okay...
1.) Did you get a large settlement when your husband died?
2.) My debit card was put throught the wash and it won't work... can I borrow yours?
3.) My ... you are tall... Have you always been this tall? (6'1")
4.) Can you wrap your legs around me? (I have very long legs)
5.) Can I shave you?
6.) Will you get your nipples pierced for me?
7.) Why (not how) did your husband die?
8.) Does your son miss him?
9.) Can I suck on your toes? really.....
10.) not on a date... but an IM... why won't you date a shorter guy... I would just love to smash my face between your tits! | |
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| Dumbest question you've been asked on 1st date?
Posted: 7/12/2007 9:58:41 AM | Here's one for the record books.....
Although this lady and I had chatted via email and online quite a bit, this was our first date.....and she springs this one on me......
"So, would you consider having a vasectomy reversal if we hit it off?"
CHECK PLEASE!!!!  | |
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| Dumbest question you've been asked on 1st date?
Posted: 7/12/2007 10:52:59 AM | D+Rule
I have read with some amusement the replies, but this one really takes the cake, 
the answer was?????
my contribution is not so much a first date, but a question asked prior to the first date....
'do you mind if I masturbate over your photo', to which I repiled; being the health professional that I am, (it's automatic...)
' masterbation.... will help prevent prostrate cancer,' when you've done, don't let me know....'
needless to say we never got to the first date.
now I'm sure you will look at the pics, and agree none of them are in any way suggestive.....go figure. | |
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Joined: 6/24/2007
Msg: 225 | |
| Dumbest question you've been asked on 1st date?
Posted: 7/12/2007 12:07:36 PM | thatsamoreme
To be honest I fell silent for a good 30 to 45 seconds, I was dumbfounded that she could even ask the question for that reason. Then I got a little scared, not sure why, maybe it was because before that question I didn’t actually believe there was anyone that dumb in this world.
After the shock wore off, I told her to never mind, we don’t need a condom because we weren’t going to have sex. I was all up for it until that question though, she was very very beautiful. I left shortly after that and have never looked back.
Off Topic, I noticed you’re from Bishop-Stortford, nice place I was over visiting in 89, then again when my mother and step-father were married there. I’m not sure if it’s still the same way, but when I was there I think there was only one pub in town, I forget the name but if you ever see two Canadian dollar coins taped to the bar, those would be mine. I would like them back. j/k
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