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| Funniest thing ever happened to you during sex?
Posted: 10/15/2008 1:36:21 AM | Hi every one
pretty funny stories going on in here ,,, guess some of you may relate to this:
The sequence 'd normally be my ex gf would have to be pleased b4 me for its normally easy for me to ,,,, just feel like doing no single move up/down,,,! you know it guys u won't sleep on same bed if u got 3- o straight trails. So there she had her share of the action and it was me struggling to make things happen ,,, for me,,, concentratin to put all muscles together and trying hard to get some where deeper/tighter,,,,,, when i opened my eyes ,,, she was checking her MISSED CALLS!!!! caught between two ,,,just decided to laugh it out and stop the other stuff. | |
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| Funniest thing ever happened to you during sex?
Posted: 10/15/2008 4:19:46 PM | hahah this is funny stuff...
well, here goes..
There was this guy I knew who was totally hot and I thought he was way outta my league, but we ended up back at his place doin' the deed.. well, once we finished with that, he was spooning me and we were just about asleep when, out of nowhere and completely without warning, I rip a loud fart right on his leg, which was touching my bum!
That in and of itself would have been humiliating enough if not for the fact that right before we got down to business, we were joking around about sleep-farting!
Luckily, he didn't say anything in the morning, he must have been too alseep to remember it, cause he's the sort of guy who would have given me a hard time about it.
Mental note: Never, ever, under ANY circumstances, share a carne asada burrito with your date before bed.. lesson learned. | |
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| Funniest thing ever happened to you during sex?
Posted: 10/15/2008 4:51:37 PM | | One of the funniest things that happened to me was while my mate and I were deep in the act I though we had damaged the bed, as it seemed to squeak with each move. The insesant pitch kept up and I sort of growled a few comments under my breath. It would not cease, even though I put a little "English" on my moves to try and adjust the squeak away without ruining the moment. Even though I had moved the mattress with my actions, the squeak endured. I was about to ignore it when the squeak began to develop a rhythm all its own! It was then that I looked over my shoulder to see her little dog, at the foot of the bed gripping a satin pillow turned on edge, mimicking our passionate romp, all the time squeaking with delight. | |
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| Funniest thing ever happened to you during sex?
Posted: 10/15/2008 9:50:15 PM | | A number of years ago, a gf of mine did it all time, anywhere. We were parked in her Firebird in a large park just after sunrise, and engaged in a strange sort of upright, leaning over type of 69 when I happened to look over and notice the tail end of a procession of about two dozen joggers going by. Some laughing, some aghast, some staring straight ahead. We had parked next to a trail when it was still foggy out. I explained to my lady what had occured as she couldn't see them from where she was. She was all for resuming, but I was through, my state of arousal gone. From that point forward, we referred to runners as jogger ***holes. | |
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| Funniest thing ever happened to you during sex?
Posted: 10/16/2008 6:45:26 PM | In the 'heat of the moment' I apparently knocked the phone over and had my parent's number on speed dial.....yeah, you can imagine the rest.
Try explaining to your Dad that you were ok after having screamed a man's name a bazillion times the night before.
(Next time Dad, just hang up!  ) | |
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| Funniest thing ever happened to you during sex?
Posted: 10/17/2008 10:12:17 AM | | This doesn't apply to me (coward). But a friend was contacted as a possible witness to a break in, by the police, after he got it on down in front of a security camera. | |
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| Funniest thing ever happened to you during sex?
Posted: 10/18/2008 9:37:49 PM | | wow i got a good one.. happend a wile ago..but i was doing "IT" and my mom came upstairs and i didnt here her so when she came and open the door i lit rely threw him on the otha side of the bed..she said "what was that noise" i said "what noise" then the only this i could come up with is "i farted" ..... lol she still dont know what happend that day lol | |
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| Funniest thing ever happened to you during sex?
Posted: 11/16/2008 10:53:32 PM | | My ex had just gotten his tongue re-pierced, and I had just gotten my cl*t*r*s pierced, and ummmm.... they got stuck barbell in ring. He's claustrophobic lol so it took a bit of time and a bit of pain for him to get loose. lol | |
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