| Funniest thing ever happened to you during sex?
Posted: 6/2/2009 11:04:33 PM | | one time when i was making naughty with my ex.. i was on top and all of the sudden i feel something squirmin around on the bed and goes right to my butt and starts licking... lol i freak out and realize its just the new tiny puppy i bought for her... i told her what happened and we both started cracking up, then i admitted it felt kinda good.. lmao | |
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| Funniest thing ever happened to you during sex?
Posted: 6/4/2009 10:55:59 PM | one time a friend of mine was dating a really big chick. I over heard them having sex. and the next thing i hear from the room is: do you have it in yet??? he says in??? all confused, and then says I'm already done!!!! there wasn't a starit face in the room when he walked in..  | |
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| Funniest thing ever happened to you during sex?
Posted: 9/27/2009 4:18:57 PM | O.K. about this .........me and my girl was doing the bad and nasty,when we finished i jump up to go out of the room,just to run smack ass into the wall.... don't get to wild on a hard wood floor the bed slides around in all sorts of ways, we move the bed around so much it turn around backwards,thus running it to the wall | |
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| Funniest thing ever happened to you during sex?
Posted: 9/27/2009 4:51:42 PM | | myself and a bud picked up two ladies who were knowed to be "friendly" so we headed down to the lake,for a little late night skinny dipping, here we are in the lake, me holding my girl up with her legs up over my shoulders going at it, my bud not 20 feet away with his girl bent over in front of him and the local police lights us with his spot light. he got on his P.A. and tells us to finsh up and leave the area and he was giong around the lake and we better be gone we he gets back. laughing the whole time! you may think this will kill any more loving it just made the girls hotter, so i got pulled over for speeding back to the house with 2 half naked girls in my car, he lets us go to. thank you to all officers. everybody was young once!! | |
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| Funniest thing ever happened to you during sex?
Posted: 9/28/2009 12:46:35 PM | I'm driving home from a party one night and my gf goes down on me, strips herself completely naked, takes my pants and undies off, and straddles me while I'm driving! I couldn't see a thing and had to forcibly remove her to the passenger side. So I do the proper thing, fiound the nearest exit and proceed to do the horizontal bop on the hood of her car, all the while getting eaten by mosquitoes, the state bird of Florida.
Final note: She raided my friends medicine cabinet and was so wasted she didn't remember any of this. She called me the next day to ask why she was covered head to toe with bug bites!
Final final note: That was our last date. | |
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| Funniest thing ever happened to you during sex?
Posted: 9/30/2009 6:04:05 PM | | Went to a romatic bed and breakfast place with a GF. Had just checked in and had time before dinner so we took advantage of the huge bed. She was pretty vocal and so was I, heck not like its our place and we have to keep it down for the neighbours. Apparently I outdid myself that night and lasted a while and she came a couple of times. The B&B was an old converted victorian mansion and our bedroom apparently had a vent that carried noise into the kitchen. When we came down to dinner the wait staff was all smirking at us. Then our waitress leaned over to my GF and commented that she was a lucky girl, her guy only lasts a few minutes. My GF was mortified and we left without eating and checked out right away. We found another place down the road a bit, and when we asked for a room the person at the desk asked if we were the couple from down the road and if we could please keep it quiet as the walls are thin. | |
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| Funniest thing ever happened to you during sex?
Posted: 9/30/2009 7:58:08 PM |
I have laughed at several of these, but I laughed so hard at this last one...ndub, that my sides hurt. How awfully embarrassed you both must have been.
The funniest one I can think of was my best date ever.
We laughed through the whole date. Everything just seemed to click to good humor. We were not drunk at all, but had had a few drinks over the evening. We were having a GREAT time! We go to his apartment about 2:30am and without stopping to think or even stopping laughing, we were on our way up the stairs to his loft bedroom, removing clothing as we go. Clothes are flying high to the vaulted ceiling and floating down into the living room below. It was crazy, we still kept finding reasons to laugh and as we would try to talk through tears of laughter we couldn't and were making those squeaking high pitched gasping for air noises.
Sex was AMAZING, even more so with the laughter and the ecstasy. What got even funnier was that somehow we ended up bouncing upside down (head first) off the bed, then I have no idea how we did it, but ended up falling off the dresser and landing halfway on the bed and halfway off, heads on the floor. We somehow make it back onto the bed and then later we are in a standing position on the bed then bounce off and end up hanging halfway over the wall of the loft looking down into the living room...all the while we had never parted bodies through the whole thing. As we are hanging over the loft wall and I am bent backwards laughing so hard and afraid we might go over at the same time, we see each of our friends...who had followed us and we forgot about them coming. Mine waves and smiles, while his looks pissed, because our friends didn't like each other. We stop a second and ask each other...should we stop? Then we laugh harder and he jumps holding me and we fly back onto the bed. The bed broke, which actually made for even more interesting positions.
That was actually the only time I ever had sex upside down and the only time with nonstop laughter and it is an incredible memory I will never forget. One of those once in a lifetime, never repeatable things. The whole night was just magical without an awkward moment. | |
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| Funniest thing ever happened to you during sex?
Posted: 10/1/2009 9:59:50 AM | | 17 in highschool. Both of us are religious virgins. She would come over to my house and have some heavy make out sessions. No touching, we were still good kids. So this one time I decide to put on some music for some background noise. It was the Soundtrack to "Dangerous Minds". The first couple of songs are just fine. We are into some deep passionate kissing when all of the sudden I hear from the stereo, "COME ON, Put your Back into it!, COME ON, Put your back into it!". I thought it was kind of funny, she did not!! Never forgot about that. | |
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| Funniest thing ever happened to you during sex?
Posted: 10/1/2009 10:51:42 AM | haha must have been about 3 years ago on new years eve just approaching new years
i was at a pub with a couple of mates chattin to a few girls, i was pretty pissed up and this girl kept on lookin at me, at the time she looked alrite. bit chubby but hey
anyways we got talkin for a bit and i pulled her off into a disabled toilet for a quick spin, we wer fondeling ect and she ends up gettin ontop of me while im sittin on the toilet and about 5 mins in the toilet just goes, lickily im holdin onto the disabled bar cos i woulda went with it, shes got her knickers on the floor n my jeans are round my ancles, the water came out like a tidal wave drenchin my feet ect couldnt believe it.. anyways i get up pull my pants up n tell her to wait here while i go, so to not make it obvious. i leave her there and the manager of the pub is just walkin round the corner as i turn it, musta heard summin, had to see wat was gonna happen. anyways she had a big row with him and ended up gettin kicked out. couldnt believe the whole thing.
morel of the story. dont let a fat bird get ontop of you on a toilet......
haha and not only that we wer lookin to go someware else abit livelyer so we leave and see her outside, so we end up talkin again and goin back to her place with a couple of my mates and her mate. me n 1 of my mates take her in the front room and my other mate goes with the other 1, basically we end up screwin her all nite and by 4 o clock in the mornin the drinks startin to wear off and im comin to the realisation of wat ive done, filled with guilt we make a runner for the door half dressed and get the hell out of there.
somehow she got my number n bugged me for ages after.. oh and her place smelt like shit that was another realisation as i come 2 lol.
second morel of the story is always have a spare drink with you to lol
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| Funniest thing ever happened to you during sex?
Posted: 10/1/2009 12:46:43 PM | | My ex husband played football for a local team every Sunday morning and returned home one lunchtime after a match with an injury to his right thigh. After a long hot bath he rubbed in some Deep Heat cream and we went about our day as normal. Later into the evening we were getting down to some fun and I was stroking his body whilst going down on him. He was getting more and more into it until he suddenly pushed me away screaming "stop, stop, you're hurting me" and he ran off into the bathroom. When I followed him in there he was sitting in the bath running cold water over his bits and he had tears in his eyes. Turns out that I had stroked his thighs and then took hold of his member and was rubbing Deep Heat all over his family jewels! It took a while but eventually he was able to see the funny side of it. He never used Deep Heat again for the rest of our marriage and probably still doesn't now! | |
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| Funniest thing ever happened to you during sex?
Posted: 10/1/2009 1:18:28 PM | hmm well I have 2
1 was with my ex we were upstiars for at least 3 hrs. We even moved the bed so we wouldn't make that much noise. So we finally come downstairs. And I was standing up talking to his roomate and he was siting down. All the sunden the roommate yelled at my ex to get me a chair because I must be exsuted then he turned to me and said look at her she didnt even fix her hair. I couldnt stop laughing.
2nd was in my car I was on a date with this guy and we got in the back of my car. We were siting in his neighbor hood. After we finshed I told him to hurry up and get his clothes on. good thing I did. his neighbor came up to the car and said this isnt a parking zone you wanna do that go 3 miles away. The funny thing is it scared him to death and made me luagh. | |
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| Funniest thing ever happened to you during sex?
Posted: 10/2/2009 2:25:36 AM | | I'm a carpenter by trade I came home one Sat. afternoon partially naked...My Wife and I were at the culmination of a spar of heavy breathing. The pencil fell from behind my ear...our 14 month old son... put it to good use by jabbing me in the butt...Talk about a new experiance ... lol | |
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| Funniest thing ever happened to you during sex?
Posted: 10/2/2009 1:20:39 PM | Hehe. 2 stories.
I am a tomboy and almost always have really short fingernails. I had to get long, fake nails for my friend's wedding one time. That same night, my fiance and I were going at it, me on top, and I reached down and gently ran my new fingernails across his....umm....boys. The sensation was so unexpected and unfamiliar that he bucked me off and I hit the night stand getting a black eye.
One evening I was giving my fiance a bj in the living room, and comedy central was on T.V.. There was some sort of skit with someone dressed up as a dinosaur (obviously making fun of barney), and right at the time he was....umm...climaxing, the dang dinosaur started singing, "Empty your balls, empty your balls...." in a retarded barney voice. We both started laughing uncontrollably at the funny timing, and the moment was ruined. | |
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| Funniest thing ever happened to you during sex?
Posted: 10/8/2009 2:48:24 PM | I've got two stories, one's mine the other is from a guy I worked with.
When I was in my late teens I always tried making sex adventurous and memorable so I suggested having sex in the forest (in a sleeping bag) in the middle of winter . My girl was very wary and I suggested we could just do it on the path as there was surely no one around. She opted for a spot about 8 feet away under some low lying pine tree branches. Right in the heat of the moment we hear this buzzing getting louder and closer and then about 5 or 6 snow-mobiles sped by right where we would have been making our own tracks. My girl wasn't the least bit impressed, but I was laughing my butt off. javascript:smilie(' ')
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A guy I worked with came into work really overtired from the night before. Apparently his girl had a cold and had used some Vick's Vaporub earlier. Later when they got into the act, he inadvertently grabbed the tube of Vick's instead of the lube. It wasn't long (pun intended) before they both rushed to the emergency room with a wicked burning sensation. Now that's HOT SEX! javascript:smilie(' ')javascript:smilie('') | |
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| Funniest thing ever happened to you during sex?
Posted: 10/12/2009 6:47:49 AM |
One evening I was giving my fiance a bj in the living room, and comedy central was on T.V.. There was some sort of skit with someone dressed up as a dinosaur (obviously making fun of barney), and right at the time he was....umm...climaxing, the dang dinosaur started singing, "Empty your balls, empty your balls...." in a retarded barney voice. We both started laughing uncontrollably at the funny timing, and the moment was ruined.
Oh lord, I think you're talking about the Carlos Mencia bit from Mind of Mencia xD | |
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| Funniest thing ever happened to you during sex?
Posted: 10/15/2009 2:54:38 PM | Oh man thats hilarious!!! LMAO
I dated this girl named Jordan a few years ago and I was over at her house one night playing guitar hero and drinking wine with her. The evening of course ended up in her bedroom. A wild, passionate love making session ensued. We eventually wound up doing it doggy style, we both were really into it. After a few minutes the urge to break wind overcame me. I frantically wondered " what the heck do I do!?" Just as I thought I could sneak it out she ripped one! Instinctively, I busted out laughing causing me to fart too. She looked at me with contempt for about a second or two and then just bust out laughing! I can honestly say that goes in my top five of longest and hardest laughing sessions. We continued to make love the whole time giggling. We both woke up the next morning with our whole bodies sore. | |
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| Funniest thing ever happened to you during sex?
Posted: 10/18/2009 6:16:08 AM | | I had my ex wife on a trampoline late one summer evening ( which is hard on the knees but very fun, and once you get the rythem it is great) after we finished we decided to head inside, but I got up and started bounceing and would not let her get up. So there she is naked trying to get up and bounceing all over legs spread and arms flying we were laughing so loud the neighbors started to come out to see what was going on. I was laughing so hard I almost fell off the damn thing. Now I know those of you that may have a trampoline will try this lol just be careful and if you need a spotter just call me lmao | |
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| Funniest thing ever happened to you during sex?
Posted: 10/18/2009 2:40:49 PM | Lmao!!! OK these are great. I have one
So one time when I was still in highschool I went to visit a "friend" and his family for dinner. After dinner we went upstairs to "play video Games" after we were done and came back downstairs his dad said he would give me a ride home. So off we went. Wehn I came into my house my dad looked sick and my mom looked like she was about to choke. Then in a strangled voice my mom says" next time make sure your shirt is on right." I looked down and my shirt was on inside out and backwards. Our parents still laugh about it. | |
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| Funniest thing ever happened to you during sex?
Posted: 11/6/2009 8:47:34 PM | | in high school,used moms car, she woke me up the next morning asking why there was foot prints on the windshield and side window and who's pantie's was left in the floorboard? | |
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