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| Funniest thing ever happened to you during sex?
Posted: 11/9/2009 1:59:40 AM | a few.... Me and the wife were having some good old morning sex before the kids awoke. But like half way through my son (4yr old) bursts through the door and shouts "Daddy! Stop hurting mummy!" then ran out again!
Another time, the kids were at school and I had a half day from work. So me and the wife were geting frisky upstairs and she was being pretty loud. When we'd done I jumped in he shower and padded downstairs wih just a towel on. To find my mum sat on the sofa! She told me she'd made a brew and thought it best to just leave us til we were finished. Oh, I wanted the ground to open up and swallow me right there and then!
We had some body chocolate once and the wife smeared it across my chest. However, she said she didn't like it because of my chest hair and that I should shave it. So enthusiastically I ran into the bathroom and with the aid of a couple of my best razors shaved my chest BALD. By the time I'd done, I went back into the bedroom to find my wife was no longer interested in body chocolate. My chest was red raw and probably dribbling blood in a couple places too lol. She laughed and told me that when she said shave it, she meant trim it down, not get rid of it! needless to say I felt like a bi of a tool. The next week after that night was pure unbridled agaony as that hair started to grow back. Body chocolate sucks :( | |
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| Funniest thing ever happened to you during sex?
Posted: 11/9/2009 10:28:54 AM | Welllllllllll,
It was Funny at the time.
My Best Friend, and I, decided to take a couple of girls Camping for the weekend.
We took the old Pick Up Truck, with an Above the Cab Camper, and went to a couple of Campgrounds in the "Southern",... Part of the State.
All was well,..till we had explored most of the Park, and it was only the middle of the day....whats a young Man supposed to do ?
We took the two "Ladies" into the Camper, and proceeded to do what Young Men, do to Young Ladies, when there's nothing else to do.
While I let my friend and his companion use the upper berth, and my friend and I use the lower,..we got stark naked, and was in the act of committing whats considered a Felony in at least 7 States,.....
While I was on top of this gal,.a sudden thought popped into my head,....I'm sure you have all heard the saying,..
She's so UGLY ya have to put a Flag over her face and F*** Her for OLD GLORY."
So here I was, on top of this Lady,..and I started humming THE BATTLE HYMN of THE REPUBLIC,....and timing my movements to the beat of the song.
Next thing you know,..my Friend is "Humming" along with me and everything is OK until I start bellowing out the lyrics,..then it becomes frantic, and "Faster",..till an explosive climax, of both the Song, and its singers.
Were exhausted, and spent,...but where is the sound of Laughter coming from ?
We peek outside, to see a crowd amassed outside our Camper, laughing their azz off, and demanding an ENCORE !
The,..."Ladies",...insisted we leave the Park Immediately, and refused to stick their heads out the door until we were else where,...
So, my friend and I were met by several of the "Eavesdroppers" who thought our antics were hilarious, and wanted to shake our hands, for providing them with some of the Best Entertainment they had ever had, at any State Park.
I ended up Marrying the "Lady" I was with. | |
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| Funniest thing ever happened to you during sex?
Posted: 11/9/2009 1:53:25 PM | | Age 16-My boyfriends parents came home early from what was supposed to be a weekend away. We were in his room doing the big no no. I ran naked for the bathroom in his room, which had an adjoining sliding door to the next room. Met his father face to face in the bathroom, before I could get to that second door to close it. He took a real good look, before he backed up and closed the door for me. Whats worse is that that whole damn bathroom had the biggest mirrors you ever saw. Even on the door behind me. | |
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