| If you could be the opposite sex for a day......
Posted: 10/12/2006 3:01:51 PM | | Videotape myself haveing hot lesbian sex!!!!! Lets face it girl girl action is better looking and way hotter. Yeah okay I have a well known fetish to forum regs so this is a no-brainer. Hell I may have even posted in this one before lol. | |
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| If you could be the opposite sex for a day......
Posted: 10/12/2006 3:04:59 PM |
Okay, if I woke up with a man's genitalia, first I'd panic, cuz that means some man was walkin' around with mine, right? I'd haul ass out the door and start huntin' him down before he wore it out ! It would NEVER be the same again....if I waited for him to give it back ! ! !
If it was me, SunnyTexas, I'd drive it like I stole it!
Or at least I'd like to think so... probably I'd be just as much of a girly girl as I am a manly man and just redecorate my house and spend lots of money. | |
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| If you could be the opposite sex for a day......
Posted: 10/12/2006 4:15:31 PM | Uhm.... I would defintly get me a kazillion girls. Have an orgy hahahah nah maybe have like 5 girlfriends, buy them stuff and get with them all the time, be nice so they will be nicer to me hehehe... | |
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| If you could be the opposite sex for a day......
Posted: 10/12/2006 8:06:09 PM | quoted from david............Maybe I should change my post to saying that as a woman for a day I should have to endure the experience that you so that then I could say with complete knowledge, "I understand"
Your raw emotional writing here has probably struck a few nerves. That might be a good thing.
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first off, don't change any post at all, if you never experience what i or any other woman experienced than i feel it senseless to change anything you write. you would also not completely be able to understand what happened unless it happened to you or a close friend or family member.
now, i didn't write it to strike up a few nerves but to be honest. i'm sure if the same happend to other women reading this thread they would love to do the same thing to the guy that stole her self pride and self respect if the roles were reversed.
now, some of you already read some of my posts.........i'm very open and upfront, i pull no punches. i'm honest, sincere, and take things right to the point. when i say "no games" in my pro, i mean just that. | |
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| If you could be the opposite sex for a day......
Posted: 10/16/2006 1:17:54 PM | I already wrote a post here but I'm writing another I said that I wouldn't want to be a woman because of periods, pap smears, pms and all that...but on the other hand if I were a woman I could b*tch about that 24/7!! LMAO Oh and I would also use my breasts to get what I want LOL
It's not so eay to be a man as some women think, try hiding a raging hard-on when you're in public it's not that wer are perveted it just happens. | |
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| If you could be the opposite sex for a day......
Posted: 10/16/2006 3:31:42 PM | | If I could be the opposite sex for the day I'd be like any normal typical woman....I'd moan and complain about everything, I'd lie to everyone, I'd taste my own genitalia juice after masturbating, spray perfume on my a***hole to hide the smell of my farts, start a conversation with a guy in a restaurant so he'll pick up the tab and give him a fake phone number, but most of all, I'd probably kill myself | |
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| If you could be the opposite sex for a day......
Posted: 10/16/2006 3:42:53 PM | i'd have to become a professional football player for the day and show them a thing or two since half of them can't play for sh*t. hell, i think the cheerleaders can play better than they can half the time..............i know i can. | |
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| If you could be the opposite sex for a day......
Posted: 10/17/2006 3:37:28 AM | holy crap i would jerk off all day and stand up to piss.......many times i remember squatting in the woods.......especially in winter all drunked up fallin in the snow....remember snow DOES freeze your ass off!!!! but yeah i think i would just touch my penis all day! lol | |
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| If you could be the opposite sex for a day......
Posted: 10/17/2006 3:45:46 AM | | id lie on my fat ass all day watching sports clawing my balls and farting, expect to be handed beer and snacks at the drop of a hat and go to bed at 3.00am smelly unshaven and expect gratitude for throwing a quick unsatisfying **** into my old lady | |
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| If you could be the opposite sex for a day......
Posted: 10/17/2006 6:18:34 PM | Racehell, whats your next question gunna be...... Why didnt they ever show or mention anything about useing the bathroom on Star Trek?
Just teasing..dont get so mad...  | |
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| If you could be the opposite sex for a day......
Posted: 10/17/2006 8:03:31 PM | | Heh, after taking a bunch of dirty pictures of myself... I'd go around flashing my boobies and causing accidents (people falling of bikes, bumping into walls etc...). | |
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| If you could be the opposite sex for a day......
Posted: 10/18/2006 1:06:26 PM | I would write my name in the snow over and over.
Go to the bar and pick up a hot chick, than tease her all night.LOL
Hang around with my friends, and in between times I will call the chicks on my list on how they did scored with me and book them on different days of the week.
The rest of the time I will be just tugging on it. Man life is gran... | |
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| If you could be the opposite sex for a day......
Posted: 10/20/2006 5:09:33 PM |
If you could be the opposite sex for a day......
I would see just how much I could mess up my room mate's life.
I would take him to court and tell the judge that we have lived in the same household for more than a year. The relationship is not working out so I am moving out and I want half of everything he owns.
I would then tell the judge that I want out of the relationship because he is an alcoholic and has been physically and mentally abusive towards me. I would ask for a restraining order because I no longer feel safe around him.
Then I would say that I was pregnant and that he was the father of my child. I would provisions set to ensure he was paying child support from the day the child was born ... and continue for the next 18 YEARS !!!!
Due to his abusive behaviour, I would ask that the restraining order also include my child once born.
At the end of the day the judge would grant me everything I asked for ... and possibly some jail time or parole for his apparent abusive behaviour.
At this point my room mate's stress level should be extremely high. My time would be over and I would change back to my normal self and I would be pissing myself laughing. If he hadn't killed me by this point, I would take him out for a night's worth of drinking and remind him that if he doesn't stop what he is doing, the next time it could be for real. | |
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