| If you could be the opposite sex for a day......
Posted: 9/18/2007 8:41:24 AM | | LOL If I were the opposite sex for a day I would see how many guys I could pick up in a bar and then never call them. (By pick up I mean get them to give me their number not sex) HAHAHAHA wait that happens to mee...... | |
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B.Ann
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vosche
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| If you could be the opposite sex for a day......
Posted: 9/18/2007 3:56:37 PM | if i were male:
i'd do a few things..
walk around in just shorts and sandals
experiment with pizzing while standing up to see if it feels as satisfying as men seem to indicate with their satisfied groans at the end of things.
play with my new widdle fwiend just to feel the difference in orgasm.
..and if there's snow around, try to write my name in it and see how far i get on one try. | |
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| If you could be the opposite sex for a day......
Posted: 9/21/2007 8:27:47 PM | wow.
if i could be a man for a day....i would want to play all day....with my new found friend
i have always thought that must be a wonderful experience.
but there again....it might be so great......i may want to stay that way.
mmmm would love to experience it for real.
mwah....lol...... | |
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| If you could be the opposite sex for a day......
Posted: 9/22/2007 7:18:02 PM | A friend told me about her ex who was a complete pr**k to his employer. Threw a tantrum to get a raise, then left that company to get another raise, and now is back with the original employer with yet...drumroll please...another raise.
So, if I were a man for a day, I'd see if I could pull it off by being a complete pompous jerk to my boss and demand more money.
"play with my new widdle fwiend just to feel the difference in orgasm."
hmmm...I was kind of thinking the same thing. lol.
Oh, and wouldn't showering without having to wash, rinse, blowdry and style be nice!
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| If you could be the opposite sex for a day......
Posted: 9/23/2007 1:13:51 AM | OMG this is one of the funniest threads Ive read in a while..If I could be a man for a day
1. pee standing up..
2. write my name in the snow, dirt, sand whatever while standing up to pee
3. scratch in public
4. fart in public and laugh about it
5. hold myself ALOT
6. walk around with my shirt off
7. definetly have to get a BJ
8. ask for a raise
Although these things would be fun....I like being a woman | |
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| If you could be the opposite sex for a day......
Posted: 9/23/2007 1:34:00 AM | I get to be a really hot babe, right ?
The experience that good looking people have of the world is different than what ugly people have.
I'd like to get paid good money for having myself photographed naked. | |
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| If you could be the opposite sex for a day......
Posted: 9/23/2007 6:24:02 AM | If I was a male for a day...
1- Write my name in the snow while Peeing.!!!!! 
2- Walking around with a Hardon & trying to hide it from everyone ! 
3- Trying to see how far my "Gun" could shoot ! 
Too Funny !
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| If you could be the opposite sex for a day......
Posted: 9/23/2007 8:58:06 PM | | Im with Yorkie.. I would really want to find out if I get a headache whenever the word "sex" is mentioned. This is one of the funniest threads I have read in a while. | |
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| If you could be the opposite sex for a day......
Posted: 4/26/2008 2:00:13 PM | | If I was a sexy woman for a day, I would dress in the very sluttiest lingerie and parade myself whereever I could find the most men. I would find as many big strong men as I could, to use me as their little sex doll. I would take as many and as much as I could in a day. It has always been my ultimate fantasy. | |
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| If you could be the opposite sex for a day......
Posted: 4/26/2008 3:39:48 PM | | I wouldn't want to be a man period-- but if I could for a day every woman would fall in love with me because they are enamoured by a man who notices them for who they are. I wouldn't do it to be a player-- I do it to restore their hearts to knowing what it truly is they deserve to feel from a man. I'd step up the expectation and make all men go back to working for the reward of having one good woman. | |
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| If you could be the opposite sex for a day......
Posted: 4/26/2008 8:08:39 PM | This has got to be the most fascinating and hilarious post I've yet seen and I actually read all of them. While I can understand women would want to play with it and jerk off, of course I am amazed by the high number of women that would want to pee on a tree and write their name in the snow. I've never done that myself; that would take quite a tankful to do. LMAO
The first thing I would do as a woman is to have a notebook to record all of my new found experiences, the exact location and tingling sensations of all those secret places. Oh, yes - for future reference and who knows, maybe I would even write a book. I would of course be sure to have one each of all the various female toys on hand at the start of this wondrous and educational day. I think I might need a second book just for these toys.
It would be nice having doors opened for me, the garbage taken out, having someone cut the lawn, bag the leaves, and change my oil. I would love to experience working outside on a hot summer day without underwear and not getting jock itch. Also being at the pool with all those other beauties and not having to worry about getting an erection. (:! Or if it's winter time having someone else shovel the snow off the driveway and clean my windows would be nice.
A great number of women have said they would like to go to the men's locker room. Hmmn, at the bar, disco or whatever it might be fun to visit the ladies' room to find out why the hell they all go in groups. Maybe I'd take a hidden recorder for material to put on a CD to accompany the book. Along this line I'd call up all the women I know and get the scoop on all the gossip, more book material. I'd be sure to watch lots of TV, Oprah, Jerry Springer, Suze Orman and all those soap operas so that when I change back I'd finally understand what it is women see in this stuff.
I would wear a short skirt and low cut blouse to the office and be sure to flash my tits at the boss several times while giving him a few beaver shots to insure I get that raise I've been seeking. Finally I would want to go through a divorce and come out with half the old man's salary, the house, the car and the bank accounts.
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| If you could be the opposite sex for a day......
Posted: 4/26/2008 8:22:37 PM | | adjusting my self in public, and gettin away with it. Men are so lucky, they just adjust their crouches and no one says a thing. Let a woman adjust her bra in public and everyone has something to say lol | |
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| If you could be the opposite sex for a day......
Posted: 4/27/2008 7:26:37 AM | get my gas pumped for free
try to get a flat tire to get some drooling guy do all the work in changing it
go speeding so i can show my boobs or puss and get out of the ticket
buy something expensive and rub my body on salesman to get a better deal
get free admission to night club when men have to pay
get free drinks all night long
go to a gym and look at all the naked hotties i could (and bring a hidden camera)
imagine i have a headache and tell everyone about it to annoy them
yell at a bunch of men for the fun of it and get away with it since it's a woman's prerogitive - i can always blame it on PMS
go around without undies and a short skirt and tease men all day long | |
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| If you could be the opposite sex for a day......
Posted: 4/27/2008 9:40:48 AM | i agree this is the most fascinating thread hmmmm if i was the opposite sex..
well if i had to for a day id love to experience for myself why women get so down on themselves about the way they look in the mirror.. i think its all bout the experience and what a women goes through ..id have a greater appreciation after experiencing what women have to live 24/7 ...of course the sex would be diffrent and im sure mind blowing !!  | |
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| If you could be the opposite sex for a day......
Posted: 4/27/2008 11:10:52 AM | Wow.. if I could be a man for ONE DAY..........
The fun Id have. I know this sounds wrong, but I would want to have sex with a girl right away. LOL!
I'd walk around naked.. look at myself in the mirror.. wiggle my ahem in a circle.. and just have fun with it!
Masturbation would be the first thing i'd think of. lol  | |
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| If you could be the opposite sex for a day......
Posted: 4/27/2008 6:42:49 PM |
wiggle my ahem in a circle.
Too funny, You mean like you cheerleaders do with pom poms? Hey, I wonder if I could put sparkles in some Kool Aid, drink it and then do that creating animations on the 4th of July. | |
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| If you could be the opposite sex for a day......
Posted: 4/28/2008 12:35:15 AM | Bah! I was promised I wouldn't have to deal with this after the success of the operation!..
But if I must: I would join POF under a new profile, woman seeking woman for intimate encounter ASAP  | |
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