| If you could be the opposite sex for a day...... Posted: 5/1/2008 11:07:48 PM | | I'd wake up... spank my monkey like nobody's business... pee in a few bushes, spank my monkey, slide up into a couple of women, pee against a wall, spank my monkey, get a blow job, have sex with a gay man, go home, pop in some porn and spank my monkey until I pass out. | |
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| If you could be the opposite sex for a day...... Posted: 5/2/2008 6:13:09 AM | I think I would want to see if this myth that men think about sex all day is true. My luck, I would see Margaret Thatcher running naked and pop a woody. I would also like getting away with farting in public. I think the hourly ball skritch would be interesting too. And just getting dressed! Where does this monster GO? Dress left? right? Duct tape it my belly button? And of course - the BJ thing.  | |
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| If you could be the opposite sex for a day...... Posted: 5/2/2008 5:34:09 PM | That's not exactly accurate. We also think about money. And how that will get us sex.
j/k
I don't think about sex 'too much'. Meh. But while I am getting sex, I think about it a lot
Ive read various nifty surveys and studies that suggest women think about sex more then men over the years. Ive read both. I feel both male and female think about it enough that both qualify as "sexual creatures" ;)  | |
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| If you could be the opposite sex for a day...... Posted: 5/17/2008 7:43:06 AM |
Wiggle my ahem in a circle
Damn, I can't do that now, best I can do is make it bounce up and down.
Hmmm, I guess I'd go to a bar and see what it's like to actually pick someone up. | |
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| If you could be the opposite sex for a day...... Posted: 8/26/2008 1:55:22 PM | Wow!! What would I do If I were a man for a day?
Wonder were my Boobs went...Boy,I hope I don't have hair on my chest!!
Definitely have to experience sex and see how it feels for a man..
Would have to get a BJ also..
Probably stare at my new member in the mirror for a while.
Measure the size and girth and all the silly stuff you do if you have one.
Spank it 4-5 times to make sure I know how it works..
And The most intriguing part of my day, knowing I was a woman yesterday and a man today ,would be trying to pick up a beautiful woman. | |
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| If you could be the opposite sex for a day...... Posted: 8/26/2008 3:06:42 PM | Well after I got the car fixed in a manner where I am respected, and have done the yardwork, and done all the manly jobs around the house that need doing, I would go figure out exactly how my penis works and what feels good. You watch a man handle his penis and he really knows how to work it- I have asked to be shown how but not sure I have it right. I am not impressed with the peeing standing up because there is a device you can buy for that and I have peed standing up. I am also not impressed to walk around with my shirt off because in Ontario you can do that. I would probably go to the gym, lift a really massive amount of weight and then I would go to the locker room. I would ogle the men and if there is a cute one maybe I could start in on such a sob story he and I would have to hug it out NAKED. Sounds like a good day. Oh yes and maybe I would like to experience skid marks or having sex with black sox on. | |
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| If you could be the opposite sex for a day...... Posted: 8/28/2008 8:08:12 AM | | I would definately hit the gym and check out the ladies locker room. Then I would probably spend the day shopping at the mall while chatting on the phone and checking myself out in every mirror possible. Then I would put on a tight low cut dress that barely covered my tis and go to a bar alone. I would let guys hit on me and the lucky winner could buy me dinner. Then when he tried something after I would be totally shocked thinking I did nothing to provoke him. | |
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| If you could be the opposite sex for a day...... Posted: 9/1/2008 1:19:58 PM |
if you could be the opposite sex for a day, aside from having sex, what would you most want to experience?? Aside from having sex...ASIDE from HAVING SEX!!! The day would be spent giving my SO the hottest sex they ever had and playing with every part of my body in every way, until I know EXACTLY how everything feels and reacts. When she takes over that body the next day, she will be so damn sore...but so will I. | |
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| If you could be the opposite sex for a day...... Posted: 9/1/2008 1:26:40 PM | aside from sex????????????????????
Hmmmmmm........................................
Lemme think about that one........................
ummmmmmmmmmmm...........................
OH, OH,OH...I know!!!
NOPE, n/m!
Ummmmm........................................
Ok, I'm stumped!
I wouldn't make it out of the bedroom to do anything else!  | |
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| If you could be the opposite sex for a day...... Posted: 9/1/2008 1:28:51 PM | If I were a man for one day, aside from having sex, what would I most want to experience? Well, to best answer that question, I have to ask a question. While I am a man, do I still have my feminine side?
If so, then my anwer is:
I would begin my day by touching myself. Not just touching, but FEELING. The satiny, silky softness of my SELF. For there is nothing more sexy than a hard object covered in warm silk.
Shiver....
After that, I don't know....but that's a very nice thought of a very nice start to any person's day. | |
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| If you could be the opposite sex for a day...... Posted: 9/4/2008 10:20:53 PM | If I could be a guy for one day. I would pee and write my name in the snow. Then I would find a cutie and gie it to her real good. Being that I was a woman before I would know when i was doing it right. Then I would have to get a Bj . just to see what the hype was all about. Then Id probably just wack off the rest of the day | |
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| If you could be the opposite sex for a day...... Posted: 9/4/2008 11:35:14 PM | Hey all speaking from experience....i was born a female and now am changing to become a male...if you have any questions feel free to read my profile and msg me thanks Please be respectful | |
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| If you could be the opposite sex for a day...... Posted: 9/5/2008 2:25:05 AM |
get someone 2 kick me in the balls to see if it really hurts as much as men say it does lol
I would kick you... I am sure that you have no idea how bad it hurts... if you do it to them enough they can't have kids. | |
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