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 firekat

Joined: 1/28/2006
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Posted: 4/14/2008 6:34:29 PM
my nephew when he was young had speech issues.. one day in the car he was yelling-- for all the world to hear -- mom!! m0m!! look at those mudderluckers.. ummm in english we call them motorcycles
 Gypo08

Joined: 3/31/2008
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Posted: 4/14/2008 7:52:13 PM
haven't had time to read the whole thread so some of these may have been hit already.

Comfortable is actually com fort a ble. people miss the third syllable.

Supposibly.......its supposedly

Irregardless....that's not even a word......
 Darthmentos

Joined: 3/28/2008
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Posted: 4/14/2008 8:02:10 PM
My brother and I both thought Mr.Christy was in the electrical outlets as children.
We knew that he would come out and get you if you touched the outlets.
 whatsthechances

Joined: 4/10/2008
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Posted: 4/15/2008 3:49:30 AM
When my daughter was young, she thought Blondie was singing "Corn Meat" instead of "Call Me".
And what about the Hind Lick Manoeuvre?!!
 hevgem

Joined: 2/1/2007
Msg: 80
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Posted: 4/15/2008 4:38:03 AM
My youngest son was born wif a short tongue.....couldn't reach top of his mouth to form certain words....
lick was liped
shopping was yopping
and he use to talk really fast....
My eldest son say 'show us a look' and 'taste like yuk'......he's 23
 daveg61961

Joined: 9/28/2007
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Posted: 4/15/2008 7:09:26 AM
My niece used to call the Disney ride carrots of the pirobeaan.
 42 4 U

Joined: 2/18/2008
Msg: 82
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Posted: 4/15/2008 11:51:03 PM
One guy I know always calls aluminum,aluninunn.

Instead of"you never asked",kids would say "you never assed "

I was on a forum for machinists,and someone suggested using "toilet bowel cleaner" instead of solvent.
 Gypo08

Joined: 3/31/2008
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Posted: 4/16/2008 8:56:44 AM

One guy I know always calls aluminum,aluninunn


I've heard "aluminimum".

Lemme Ax you a question....

I had to repermand my child.....

Misheard lyrics....Jimi Hendrix....."Excuse me while I kiss this guy..."

 Labdien!

Joined: 10/14/2007
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Posted: 4/16/2008 11:44:31 AM
My wife used to suffer from dreadful 'Spoonerisms"........ for those who don't know what that means look it up at http://dictionary.reference.com/wordoftheday/archive/2007/04/13.html

We were looking at buying a house, many years ago, and she wasn't sure if the carpet in the house would go with our new sofa. The carpet went right into an understairs cupboard and there was some spare available.......... so she asked if we could "Chuck a c*nt off the carpet to compare it with the sofa........."

She, of course, meant to say "Cut a chunk off the carpet..........."

Needless to say, we didn't buy the house!
 James_in_SD

Joined: 7/3/2006
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Posted: 4/17/2008 9:51:51 AM
Height becomes "heighth"
Across becomes "acrost"
Often (off'in) becomes "off-tin"
 Huggles

Joined: 12/15/2006
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Posted: 4/17/2008 4:37:10 PM
Girlfriend to this day, (she's 48) for some reason can not say Oriental. She says Ornamental.

I cannot for the life of me say that word where we call come together....comma rah rah something or other, let alone spell it!
 Luckyone_ny

Joined: 1/1/2006
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Posted: 4/17/2008 10:28:24 PM
My new landlord was telling me how easy it is to get to town from here. He said "Just take bus number "fisty five"!
 N*Love

Joined: 2/22/2008
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Posted: 4/19/2008 1:37:48 PM
my daughter says: eye bulb... i tried correcting her for so long... hon.. ball
b -a-l-l.. she says ahhaha i know mom.. i just like eye bulb better...
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