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Posted: 4/20/2007 10:42:06 PM | Lately I've been dealing with quite a bureaucratic group of people so now if anyone asks me anything, I say: - "We need to document that..."
If someone is telling a story (lie) I will ask them: "Can I get a volume discount on this?"
My favourite ice breaker for a meeting, especially when I am late or when there are heated discussions in a room is: "Who farted?" | |
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Posted: 4/21/2007 12:50:53 AM | I hate meetings and decision by quorum so...
"Rome did not create an empire by having meetings.... they did it by killing all those who opposed them." | |
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Posted: 4/21/2007 5:29:26 AM | Don't do as do, just do as I say!
If you would shut-up and listen, maybe you might learn something ...
(Note: never say shut-up to your child ... it's a bad word in my house ... the same as stupid, ugly, hate and kill.) | |
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Posted: 4/21/2007 7:49:08 AM | | "You were born with two eyes, two ears, but only one mouth, so you can watch and listen twice as much as you talk." | |
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Posted: 4/21/2007 8:27:57 AM | 'I'm old enough to know better, but young enough to do it again'
'True friends are kisses blown to us by angels' | |
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Posted: 4/21/2007 8:39:11 AM | and yet...(for when my friends are complaining)
embrace the pain and go spank your inner child into submission (for when I work with social workers)
I thought I told you I don't fcuking speak English (for when I do not want to answer and I can say this in 9 languages just to be more convincing)
What? I wasn't listening. What? Did you say something? (for when I don't want to listen) | |
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Posted: 4/21/2007 8:45:45 AM | You've been reading my mail.
You shook the hand that shook the world.
That's okay. I'll explain it to you later. | |
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Posted: 4/21/2007 12:31:26 PM | Be Careful What You Wish For: It Just May Come True 
Poor Planning and Preperation on Your Part; Does Not Constitute an Emergency on My Part 
Better Than a Kick in the Butt with a Frozen Mukluk 
At this Point it's Just Morning; I'll Get Back to You at Lunch Time and Let You Know if it was a Good One or Not 
Have as Good of a Time as You Want; Just Remember, I Don't Have Bail Money | |
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Posted: 4/21/2007 3:19:54 PM | I have one nerve lefted and ur gettin on it!!
Go ahead push my last button!!
What goes around comes around!!
Wee's are going to town tomorrow !! {newfie sayng}
Dame I am so f**kin pretty...
Are u from bay boy ??? No from pier deer!! {Cape Breton slang}
Life is like box of chocolates never know which on u will get
U don't stop that I will I am goin to pound ya!!! [ Caper saying ]
What? the cat's got ur tongue???
Pass the bottle bye { Caper slang}
Go Piss in the wind!!!
Who is ur mudder & fadder bye {Caper slang}
Flick ur bic.. | |
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Posted: 4/21/2007 3:28:18 PM | ~Suck it up....buttercup!~
~I am who I am~ & ~It is what it is~
And my fav ..................
~Nobody does me like I do~  | |
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Posted: 4/21/2007 3:28:39 PM | | " I will beleive it when I see it"......yikes and looks overhead to view if anyone has been hovering and waiting to swoop to somehow discredit this forum..... | |
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Posted: 4/21/2007 3:36:18 PM | Here another old one from the east coast.. It has to do with the old stove back in the day of coal burning when I was young:::: Old Men say typical It is so funny lol
Lift her leg and shake her
Damp her hold and poke her
Roll me over in the clover { Song and pick up line} | |
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~Dew
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Joined: 10/20/2006
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Posted: 4/21/2007 10:43:39 PM | -Can't we all just get along.
-Go ahead and skin that smoke wagon
-F-OFF
-Geez
-Are you out of your mind? You really are out of your f-in mind... | |
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Posted: 4/22/2007 12:04:27 PM | HHHMMMM.......Let's see i mean there's so many of them.....ohhh i know..."I see your lips flapping but i don't hear nothing".
Or..."you know if you piss on a rock long enough you'll cut through it."
Enjoy! | |
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Posted: 4/22/2007 8:54:40 PM | Well, one of my favourites, which takes some explaining some times is " Go forth and sin boldly" Martin Luther
and when tired or drunk I say " like" way too much, and " Do you know what I mean?"
Mostly I quote from really bad sci fi movies and shows that most people never watched and no one gets it, " but it is funny in my head". | |
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Posted: 10/27/2007 5:19:21 AM | Had to ask, You could be surpized by the answer.
If nothing Changes, Nothing changes.
Damm I lertn something today.
Your not going to learn any younger
Don't force anything, Get a BFH. Big F***ing Hammer.
Drop it or I'll Drop you.
Damm, how did we do that? | |
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