| Prostate massage?? Posted: 7/22/2008 8:15:59 AM |
Posted By: PrinceEric on 7/22/2008 10  54 AM Message: Okay, I just massaged my prostate and I instantly turned gay. My experience scientifically proves that things inserted in bum equals gay. Now everybody can get back to what they were doing...debate has been resolved Thank you!
Oh Sh!t! I have a prostate exam scheduled for next week.  | |
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| Prostate massage?? Posted: 7/22/2008 8:32:33 AM |
Oh Sh!t! I have a prostate exam scheduled for next week.
It would be wise to reschedule until more empirical evidence is discovered.
Simply taking this openly about anal related topics could result in gay tendencies. | |
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| Prostate massage?? Posted: 7/22/2008 8:44:57 AM | I own a purple shirt. I think I might be gay.  | |
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| Prostate massage?? Posted: 7/22/2008 9:56:13 AM | | Gay does mean "happy" too. A prostate massage feels good, gay or straight, period. Try a tantric massage too. | |
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| Prostate massage?? Posted: 7/22/2008 10:53:35 AM | | Nothing gay about in imo - though I'm not cool with it being done to me - I hear it's an awsome feeling, if you and your partner are comfortable with each other, nothing wrong with it. | |
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| Prostate massage?? Posted: 7/22/2008 1:18:33 PM | Just thinking about getting my prostate massaged has got me feeling so Free!!!
I want to go see a double feature of "Sex & the City" and "Mamma Mia" , go get a mani/pedi and then eat a Cinnabon and get the icing all over my face!!! yummy!!
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| Prostate massage?? Posted: 7/22/2008 1:19:53 PM | Well I don't know about women, but I do know my doctor the other day seemed to enjoy it .. that evil cackle was a dead give away. And the b*stared didn't even buy me dinner first! | |
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| Prostate massage?? Posted: 7/22/2008 1:34:01 PM |
Posted By: BaldyisBeautiful on 7/22/2008 4  53 PM Message: Well I don't know about women, but I do know my doctor the other day seemed to enjoy it .. that evil cackle was a dead give away. And the b*stared didn't even buy me dinner first!
My doctor thinks he's funny. During my last exam, he said, "Look Ma. No hands."
That was NOT humorous!
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| Prostate massage?? Posted: 7/22/2008 1:50:40 PM |
My doctor thinks he's funny. During my last exam, he said, "Look Ma. No hands."
That was NOT humorous! Stop! Your making me spit coffee all over my keyboard! | |
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| Prostate massage?? Posted: 11/23/2008 12:40:25 PM | this was always a no go area until my gf caught me off guard one night after one too many beers! and now? all ill say is dont knock it till youve tried it!  | |
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| Prostate massage?? Posted: 11/23/2008 12:58:57 PM | | If you want to try and introduce it into your playtime...try starting off with a rim job...less intrusive and utterly divine...might get him over the whole ass thing... | |
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| Prostate massage?? Posted: 11/23/2008 1:09:34 PM |
My doctor thinks he's funny. During my last exam, he said, "Look Ma. No hands."
That was NOT humorous!
You'd be wrong. That's f'n funny. I would have paid money to see the look on your face when he said it... then again, I'm a sadistic b*tch sometimes.
I'm not opposed to doing this if he's into it. | |
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| Prostate massage?? Posted: 11/23/2008 3:51:02 PM | My ex was one of those guys who wouldn't let me near his backdoor...it was a big bummer for me...really limited the extras in bed. He was all for me submitting to whatever crazy stuff he wanted to do, but in that one area he was very vanilla!
Hoping the next guy doesn't have a hang-up about it. | |
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| Prostate massage?? Posted: 11/23/2008 7:37:58 PM | do the "prostate sneak attack".....suck, lick, probe, tongue
ewwwwwww Shri_1 you are the grossest lil cupcake on here.....
there, i wrote it for ya'll
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| Prostate massage?? Posted: 11/23/2008 8:23:48 PM |
Do most men like to have their prostate messed with whilst having sex Don't know about most but I would say about half do. Much of it has to do with the age of the man and how open he is.. sort of a generational thing.
do women feel comfortable doing this? Again I can't speak for most but it's something I'm very comfortable with and the feel of it to me is a big turn on. Depends on the individual as with the man. Most of the time I would say the woman's comfort is directly related to the man's response as she gets close to that little orifice.
PS. Do you think I maybe gay?? This is only a question you can answer but you may want to buy your girlfriend some toys and try role reversal if she is comfortable. Most men talk about "women screwing them" anyway!  | |
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| Prostate massage?? Posted: 11/23/2008 8:26:35 PM |
Well I don't know about women, but I do know my doctor the other day seemed to enjoy it .. that evil cackle was a dead give away. And the b*stared didn't even buy me dinner first! That's pretty bad considering you had to pick up the tab anyway... and I bet you didn't even get kissed! | |
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| Prostate massage?? Posted: 11/25/2008 8:35:41 PM | Ok, first of all, only you can answer whether you are gay or not.
As far as the prostate massage, I wish more men were comfortable with their sexuality to know that this can be one of the most sexually intense moments for him. I feel very comfortable with doing it and find it very erotic. After all, that is the only way to get to his g spot and wouldn't you want to give your lover his ultimate orgasm??
Men or women who think this is borderling gay are sadly mistaken. Now I do question the men who want lifelike dildo's to do the job, that to me is an iffy situations. But if you, a woman, is doing it with a finger or small toy, then I see nothing homosexual about it.
I wish people would just loosen up a little. (no pun intended)  | |
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| Prostate massage?? Posted: 11/25/2008 8:54:09 PM | ^^^^^ Eastcoastlipps... I have tried many things, and though I am quite confident in my heterosexuality, I can honestly say that is one thing I have never tried. Now mind you I enjoy an intense orgasm as much as the next guy, but I simply have never heard of that intensifying it.
Would I try it? (Or I should say let a woman try it LOL) MAYBE. If in the right situation and was extrememly turned on by her, MAYBE. Lord knows I'm all for a more intense orgasm.  | |
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| Prostate massage?? Posted: 11/25/2008 11:02:17 PM | | is that procedure done to like old dudes or any one?? | |
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| Prostate massage?? Posted: 11/26/2008 7:39:23 AM | Ok, this is gonna be a TMI post...
I have been with a guy who likes a little fingering in or around the back door. I've tried to get to the prostate.. but here's the thing, what I think is it, well, it seems like my finger isn't , um, long enough to get to it??? How far in is the dang thing? Like by putting my finger in all the way, at the very end I finally feel something rounded. But I can barely reach it.
He likes it enough whether I make it to the prostate or not...but I want to try to get him a prostate orgasm.
Am I doing it wrong?????
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| Prostate massage?? Posted: 11/26/2008 8:51:23 AM | Like Gspots, some are close some are a journey.
If you think you feel it but it is just outta reach get a toy. Just remember you can't feel the angle or the pressure you're using when playing with a toy so be careful.
The prostate is (obviously) IN and if he's on his back, UP towards his tummy. Just pressing on the tissues beneath the actual gland may suffice when it comes to pleasure from pressure. Also don't forget that this produces a looong "sort of" orgasm feeling. If it is done at the time of a normal O then it will blow his socks off but JUST the prostate massage will produce likely copious amounts of slime which feels great as it is slowly pumped out but like more like a sneeze in very very slow motion. Hard to describe but worth the effort and the "research."
Now does he do your GSpot back????  | |
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| Prostate massage?? Posted: 11/26/2008 10:09:24 AM | Thank you, Dave, much obliged!
ANd your answer? Oh yeah, Baby!
Funny I was reading thru a book in spencer's the other day "all about penises" (that wasn't the actual name) and on one page they had a pic of them in all dif shapes and had descriptions... one was"
Banana shaped penis: once in awhile you'll find one of these but not very often
Yes, that is what he has.... curves toward his body... which means...when I'm on top, constantly pleasures the ol' G.
I told him if women knew he had this kinda d1ck, they'd be lined up outside his front door to be serviced!
And no, he isn't on POF, thank god... Then again, he'd get a huge kick out of me telling people this anyway.
On topic: I'll try again to see if I can get "just below" it and rub it from below... hey if I have any success, I'll be sure to post it here for all of your inquiring minds! LOL
And for any squeamish gals...this isn't something I just dove into (so to speak)...it took me some time to get comfortable exploring this part of a guy...and he is super clean also which is why I'm not afraid to explore and, well, see what happens...
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| Prostate massage?? Posted: 11/26/2008 11:34:36 AM | RavenousRoger, Oh my, you almost made me pee myself with laughter! I think that may be the first time I ever have laughed out loud!
Anyways. Simple answer to the OP question is no. I have tried and found the experiance to be entirelly unpleasnt. Perhaps my prostate just isn't big enough, or maybe I just don't like the idea of things up my pooper. But I can catagorically state that I do not like things shoved up my "exit only" during sex and if anyone tried I would likely react instinctivly.
In otherwords, check with the guy before you do it or you might be getting a lovingly placed knee in the crocth! | |
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| Prostate massage?? Posted: 11/26/2008 11:48:30 AM |
Do most men like to have their prostate messed with whilst having sex and do women feel comfortable doing this?? I've found this to increase the power of my ejaculation. PS. Do you think I maybe gay??
do you only like WOMEN to massage your prostate?
or do you enjoy it when the blokes do it as well?
you already know the answer to your question.. | |
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