| Heaven and Hell...Can you describe them?
Posted: 5/23/2007 7:57:07 PM | | since we all work only 8 hours per day now, our effective utilization would probably almost tripple....ie: each person with 24 hours of output time. Our GNP would go up, but we'd all be speeking Chinese, as effectively, while their population would be the same as it is, they would conquer all of us with their ability to produce..........we lose the war. Heaven or Hell would not matter since they have a different religion. | |
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| Heaven and Hell...Can you describe them?
Posted: 5/23/2007 11:12:05 PM |  I never had a job, during my working career, that consisted of an 8 hours day. Nor did I ever enjoy a 40 hour work week, unless maybe Monday was a holiday. I rather doubt many Americans, other than Union personnel, enjoy many 8 hour days or 4o hour work weeks. I know this, talking with people who have not retired, as I have, they tell me they are even working harder than we did before I retired. Private Industry has placed a tremendous amount of pressure upon today's labor force to produce. Further, I think that pressure continues to build as Companies continue to try to be more competitive in the market place. The only people that I know of, who enjoy regulated work hours, are Union personnel. Salaried perfessional people in the work place today, probably are working as hard, if not harder than people were back in the early 20th century, when 60 hour work weeks were common place. ~  | |
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| Heaven and Hell...Can you describe them?
Posted: 10/29/2007 7:11:30 PM | I once heard someone say I'd rather Raine in Hell, then to serve in Heaven!...
I feel sorry for them... but maybe we will all know in 2012!
PS: most are not able to describe them, as it's a one way trip!!
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| Heaven and Hell...Can you describe them?
Posted: 10/30/2007 12:17:05 AM | HEAVEN: I meet up with all my pets.
There is no sleep in Heaven and there is a 24 hour day divided equally between day and night. I spend the day mostly alone or with my pets. I walk in fields. I walk in forests. I swim in lakes. I spend time with the family and friends I had on Earth.
In the night I spend time with my lover. There is sex in Heaven.
HELL: I am all alone always. | |
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| Heaven and Hell...Can you describe them?
Posted: 10/30/2007 8:43:50 AM | Heaven: Watching the people that are still alive from on-high and making slight changes and adjustments to steer them in a better direction (but not in a religious sort of way). Oh, and endless amounts of whatever food i'm in the mood for ala Defending Your Life.
Hell: working for WorldCom again. | |
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| Heaven and Hell...Can you describe them?
Posted: 10/30/2007 11:18:52 PM | Heaven: Being together with all loved ones and animal buddies. Some nice green grass and fresh hay to rest on. No work, just play. Vast, bottomless vats of whipped cream next to others of melted chocolate. And ~ pie ~, of course...
Hell: Eternal gridlock on the 405.
~Boots~ | |
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| Heaven and Hell...Can you describe them?
Posted: 10/30/2007 11:48:37 PM | Heaven hanging out with the party poodles drinkin tequilla and listening to blues and other GOOD music! willply kissing up to poodles
Hell - Listening to opera! oh and rap too. 
willply pissing off one poodle | |
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| Heaven and Hell...Can you describe them?
Posted: 11/5/2007 3:24:10 PM | A woman's prayer, before she raises Hell!!
Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray the Lord my shape to keep.
Please no wrinkles, Please no bags
And please lift my butt before it sags.
Please no age spots, Please no gray
And as for my belly, Please take it away.
Please keep me healthy, Please keep me young,
And thank you Dear Lord, For all that you've done so far. | |
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| Heaven and Hell...Can you describe them?
Posted: 11/5/2007 4:31:02 PM | Heaven: Where I get get a Ferrari Enzo for 10 cents and there are no speed limits
Hell: Where all women are lesbians and we have no video camera's. Where Yanni is the president and our nation anthem is played over a loud speaker 24/7 and song by David Hasselhoff with the bassline sang by Clay Aiken! O and being stuck on the 405 and your radio only plays our salute to the Celtic Bagpipes!!! I dunno! Im bored | |
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| Heaven and Hell...Can you describe them?
Posted: 11/5/2007 5:34:23 PM |
Hell: Where all women are lesbians and we have no video camera's. Where Yanni is the president and our nation anthem is played over a loud speaker 24/7 and song by David Hasselhoff with the bassline sang by Clay Aiken! O and being stuck on the 405 and your radio only plays our salute to the Celtic Bagpipes!!!
I dunno. It made me laugh.
but ch- don't you be dissin on the Hass. | |
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| Heaven and Hell...Can you describe them?
Posted: 11/6/2007 12:30:41 AM | HEAVEN: The Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders rolling around naked and ovulating in my bed all squealing out my name.
HELL: The Dallas Cowboys rolling around naked and ovulating in my bed me squealing out all their names. | |
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| Heaven and Hell...Can you describe them?
Posted: 11/6/2007 5:57:54 AM |
Because Cooky is here. Hell cannot exist wherever Cooky is.
*welling*
That is the sweetest thing I've ever heard. (((((cb)))))))
I guess it's good you've never seen me in the morning when I'm late and out of coffee... | |
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| Heaven and Hell...Can you describe them?
Posted: 11/6/2007 8:59:38 AM | Heaven: Every day with fair winds, following seas and Dolphin in my bows wake.
Hell: Every day with foul winds, foul seas and David Hasselhoff in my bows wake.
We MUST be in heaven 'cause Cooky would have to file a flight plan with the F.A.A. to fly this low.
>mak^o> 
Don't you hate people who put up X mas decorations BEFORE Thanksgiving?
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| Heaven and Hell...Can you describe them?
Posted: 11/6/2007 1:12:08 PM | Hey Now,
I like bagpipes...
::looks around::
Did I say that out loud?
Must be this bloody cold..
::coughs helpfully::
::slinks out the door::
--Serenity | |
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| Heaven and Hell...Can you describe them?
Posted: 11/6/2007 1:15:06 PM | Ok, I'll play along...... Heaven: You are in love, with the most wonderful woman in your life, and everyone is your best friend, having fun endlessly.
Hell: Your woman is goin thru PMS, ran out of cigarettes, constantly asks you if she is gainin weight, won't shut the F. up, informs you her mother will be moving in tomorrow, and that you will need to find a better payin job, as she has plans to remodel the house, and your oldest daughter, is arrested for drug trafficing, and your son tells you he thinks he is gay, after you find out you have 2 weeks before being layed off, the company is movin to Canada.... and your prized 4 wheel (car) baby was rear ended on the way home, by an illegal immagrant, who claims she is gonna sue you. | |
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| Heaven and Hell...Can you describe them?
Posted: 11/6/2007 10:30:22 PM | I guess it's good you've never seen me in the morning when I'm late and out of coffee...
I'm the son of the Wicked Witch of West Covina, Omama bin Linda. It takes a lot to scare me.
Heaven: He's smart, beautiful, friendly, speaks several languages, has a great smile.
Hell: He's a Mormon Missionary.
Oh and to make this on topic for the California area...Mominatrix's boobs. It's been awhile since they were mentioned...like 5 minutes or so. | |
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