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 socialjustice
Joined: 5/28/2007
Msg: 51
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ive had mine a long time so i cant remember when i first saw it (that sounds painful).

i do however the first time i saw another, apart from my dads, it was at school in the showers. this lad must have been an early developer, because he was the only one to have pubic hair - probobaly why it sticks in my mind (that sounds painful too).

oh and to all the posters who think co*ks and pu**ys are ugly - how can you love something that you cant stand the sight of?
a beautiful bit of evolution if you ask me.

lol

 Gucci Girl
Joined: 7/22/2006
Msg: 52
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Posted: 10/1/2007 7:42:08 AM
Cant remember the first time i saw won.............................................

what is sadder is that i cant remember the last time i saw one.........................
 Yikesshaggy2
Joined: 9/9/2007
Msg: 53
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Posted: 10/1/2007 7:50:31 AM
I thought why the heck did the Americans ever elect GBW!
 socialjustice
Joined: 5/28/2007
Msg: 54
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Posted: 10/1/2007 8:01:00 AM

what is sadder is that i cant remember the last time i saw one


maybe ill change my name to prada prick and show you mine - lol

thats a joke by the way, not a dig or a promise.

 cheekyvimto67
Joined: 6/28/2006
Msg: 55
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Posted: 10/1/2007 11:33:16 AM
horified me to death... I was 17 and was clueless espcially as what a foreskin was... It really did make me heave...(thought it was a sleeping bag or reminded me of a sausage roll.. ) got over the shock though when realised i be lonely a long time if i didnt accept them for all their ugliness.. but have since found some are actually quite nice....
 missunderstood08
Joined: 7/15/2007
Msg: 56
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Posted: 10/1/2007 2:28:45 PM
I know this sounds gross, but the first time i ever saw a díck was my dads, it always used to fall out of his underpants when the elastic went

Nearly put me off for life
 claire2282
Joined: 12/27/2006
Msg: 57
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Posted: 10/1/2007 3:19:19 PM
("oh and to all the posters who think co*ks and pu**ys are ugly - how can you love something that you cant stand the sight of?
a beautiful bit of evolution if you ask me.")

^^^It's not how they LOOK that's important!!! We can find them ugly and still enjoy them!
 Twin••Peaks
Joined: 8/10/2007
Msg: 58
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Posted: 10/1/2007 3:23:48 PM
I was 16 and remembered thinking ... Oh Lordy!!
 leggymaturemom
Joined: 3/26/2008
Msg: 59
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Posted: 3/30/2008 2:59:54 AM
think first time i saw a developed****was when iw as 12 and it was a boy of 15 showing his to three of us girls. I remember being a bit morified as had seen my friends brothers one though he was about 4 years younger than us.
My first time i touched one was 14, and was with a boy same age and though remember it being hard as a board, it was a nice first time to see what it did and he used it ok.
At 16, i saw my first fully developed one. JESUS !!!!!!! The guy was 36 and at a party and had been kissing, then he took his jeans off and most biggest thing i had seen.
He ended up being my hubby 10 years later
carolex
 x barberella x
Joined: 2/18/2008
Msg: 60
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Posted: 3/30/2008 3:02:43 AM
first time i saw one...

i was a kid, and it was my abusers!

no wonder i have always had messed up relationships...

plus it was uglies i ever seen!

self edit:
didnt mean to depress anyone by saying that!
 girl at sea
Joined: 12/26/2007
Msg: 61
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Posted: 3/30/2008 3:35:21 AM


i was junior nurse .. 18 ( it was the 70,s) on my first ward..never seen a penis in my life!!

a male urology ward...........yikes..a collection of men of all ages ..all catherised..
and wandering around with it on show..............

dear lord..i saw many varietys i can tell ya..and as for the cleaning and the bathing..


well just say....................i was never shy and innocent again!!!
 Jordane97
Joined: 10/12/2007
Msg: 62
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Posted: 3/30/2008 3:56:15 AM
A what ............... ?!?
 restless_native
Joined: 12/17/2006
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Posted: 3/30/2008 4:19:53 AM
Apparently there's one on my profile. Although it must be like one of those magic eye images.

I keep getting told by women that they've seen a pr1ck on there. But, even if I squint and make myself go cross eyed I can't see it myself.
 yorkiebar
Joined: 10/31/2006
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Posted: 3/30/2008 1:16:13 PM
it amazes me how something so knobbly and vainy can give you so much pleasure,or not in some cases lol
 cheerychatterbox
Joined: 3/31/2007
Msg: 65
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Posted: 3/30/2008 2:22:51 PM
I was four years old,
the local bread delivery guy called me to his van,
i had a nasty cold sore an he told me he was magic!!
an to close my eyes!!!

but as all kids do i peeked
he held my small hand placing it onto his****and then covering my hand with his hand!!
i'm pretty sure it was the first hand job i gave but didnt know it was one till i was much much older!!!!lol

chow4now
sorry that was soooo depressing but true.i'm 45 now and i can still remember it vividly.
p.s. i.ve never had a cold sore since so he must of bin magic!!!lol
 Sandymax
Joined: 1/12/2008
Msg: 66
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Posted: 3/30/2008 2:33:46 PM
I had only seen circumcised ones in pics....my first intimate encounter wasnt..... I couldnt figure it out so suggested that he see a doctor coz it wasnt supposed to be like that!!

Bless...he may have nver recovered from that day!!
 pebble_hunter
Joined: 4/8/2015
Msg: 67
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Posted: 4/30/2015 11:59:30 AM
I was a child of11, coming home from school, going up stairs (council housing), a man in a corner of the stairwell poking it out of his trousers,, he said something, cant remember what, but I ran ups past him (didn't know anything different to do, and told me mum.

didn't have a phone so didn't call the cops,,, just put it down to an experience I shall always forget until I see a post title lol
 Vicki159
Joined: 6/3/2014
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Posted: 4/30/2015 2:28:05 PM
^^^had a similar experience about 17. Walking to the station to get the train for work, man in the phone box smiling at me which I thought was odd. Looked down and he was.......... Didnt phone the police but maybe I should of.

First time on line. Chatted to a guy, gave him my number he sent me a pic of hes thing. I sat there thinking 'what was it I said'?
 GattoMonstrosis
Joined: 4/4/2013
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Posted: 4/30/2015 9:55:49 PM
I've been aware of mine as longer than i can remember, i do remember the first time i saw a rubber one though, eleven years old playing in an old house that was going to be demolished we found an eight inch pink dildo with veins and everything and spent the rest of the day hitting each other over the head and around the face with it. :)
 Mysticus_Amatrix
Joined: 2/27/2013
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Posted: 4/30/2015 11:44:22 PM
Lol, 8inches of rubber round the face? Thats gotta hurt!
I grew up with brothers so I occassionally/accidently saw a wee one.
The first adult d1ck I saw was when I was about 10 and my brothers and I (street kids in London) got taken to the police station, not arrested, just a warning.
I went in a cell by myself and this copper came in and got his d1ck out and stroked it while he asked me if I knew what masterbation meant. ( I didnt at the time) but told him 'put that by me and I'll rip it off' lol
 GattoMonstrosis
Joined: 4/4/2013
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Posted: 5/1/2015 12:45:24 AM
I was a london street kid, that why we were playing in houses being demolished, old factories and disused railway lines. :)

I was almost seduced by a friends very gorgeous divorced mother once and only realised it far too late to jump at the chance, but being about 14 to her 30 something and totally cluelessly blind to anything obvious that didn't actually kick me in the nuts to get my attention i didn't take the hint when she talked about sex and ran home to lock myself in the bathroom and think very hard about the words she'd used. :)
 Nottinghamfellow
Joined: 4/5/2012
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Posted: 5/1/2015 4:04:10 PM
I think the first one I saw not attached to one of my brothers, or me, (meaning mine of course) was at Junior School, I must have been about 9.

The "slow" kids were all lumped together in one class. Class 5. I went to the toilet one day and standing at the urinal, I heard the door of a cubicle creak. A member (if you will excuse the pun) of Class 5 was sitting there slowly manipulating his very large c ock. I couldn't believe the size of it. I rushed out of the toilet as I thought he may hit me for looking at him.

At that age I didn't realise that perhaps it was not always that big..... and as for his b alls! 8-)

Nowadays, I probably would have told him that I had seen bigger things in pea pods. (it would have been a lie then, as now).

This may be a totally prejudice thing, but has anyone else noticed that those who are "slow" often have large dongs?
 scareymush
Joined: 8/9/2011
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Posted: 5/2/2015 8:02:19 AM
Mysticus

I went in a cell by myself and this copper came in and got his d1ck out and stroked it while he asked me if I knew what masterbation meant. ( I didnt at the time) but told him 'put that by me and I'll rip it off' lol

That was awful to read - Thank God the little girl that you were then was mad and bad enough to give that fvcker a verbal punch in the gut.

I never saw a real live one until I was age 19 - I'm still sweet and innocent to this day almost a hundred years later - I'm lucky, I think.

But I remember a class outing at age 11 to the National Art Gallery where there was a Grecian statue of a naked man at the foot of the stairs we were supposed to ascend - I was absolutely enthralled and couldn't stop looking at it, I thought it was really beautiful, all of it, not just one particular part....but Sr. Teresita disturbed my revelry and whooshed me up the stairs clicking her tongue quite loudly with obvious annoyance on her part...she kind of made me feel a bit bad for being fascinated by pure unadulterated beauty.

Notts...

This may be a totally prejudice thing, but has anyone else noticed that those who are "slow" often have large dongs?

Hmmmmm....hahaha, I can't say I have noticed that particular phenomenon - anyway, I only ever want to get down and dirty with the boys who are brainiacs....in my experience them lot have been well endowed enough for my satisfaction.
 billybonds
Joined: 8/8/2014
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Posted: 5/2/2015 12:26:58 PM
It was filmed and it is all over You Tube now. It was, I think the summer of 1971, August the 15th to be precise. By maternal report, a small 7 year boy with lovely blue eyes and lovely long eyelashes and dimples! beheld a very powerful man hoving into his line of vision. And this wretched man, balding, unshaven, smelling of cheap aftershave and rat's urine with an utterly shifty countenance and seemingly offering a tempting bag of sweets temporarily suspended the redeemability of the United States dollar into gold.

It was a lie of course. Temporary, my left foot. This child was left troubled, confused and feeling very soiled for years
by this skullduggery . And on his behalf and in keeping with my evidently noble character and even if I am the last poster standing on this forum, it now falls incumbent on me for the sake of that poor child's redemption to enlighten the many children of the Great Britain and Northern Ireland forum to the perils of the worldwide fiatphilla brought forward that day in this child's very own garden of loveliness. It has taken him years to work through the confusion sown that day. Recovered now, he believes passionately in converting all his fiat paper into gold and silver. Do you.

I suppose it was in the school showers. All very innocent until the inequalities became apparent and the socialists
became involved, taxing**** When I was eighteen, I was awed by some of my dimmer teammates' abilities on the ball. I was Brooking-esque. I had then and still do, very meaty thighs, They remain my USP. I do believe every great landscape is desirous of a great frame.
 Kentish-Man
Joined: 3/7/2012
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Posted: 5/2/2015 1:17:36 PM
First one I saw was when I was 8 and Jim was fixing it for me to eat my lunch on a rollercoaster.
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