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| Phrases that put you off someone's profile
Posted: 6/16/2008 6:57:55 AM | | yes I aggree with you there... lol and another one that puts me right off... 'is must be honest'... no dishonest people need apply and liars etc.,.. and then when you look at the profile its obvious that they have told a whopping lie about the most basic of things..ie; age... come on ladies its not honest nor is it a 'ladies prerogative' to lie about your age.. its still a lie and disshonest as well.. get real pls. | |
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| Phrases that put you off someone's profile
Posted: 6/16/2008 1:48:04 PM | Ok not sure if this would put you off or not
but did come across one with The tag line " looking for a dad & son " 
and yes the profile was requesting the services of a father & son team for the female version of a Sportsman's double
and no i cannot remember the name area or any details lol | |
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Posted: 6/28/2008 5:17:40 AM | Now THIS is a useful thread! I'll throw in my tuppence....
1. Photos in which you're wearing dark glasses. I mean... Hellooooo???? We can't see your EYES, you dumbsh*t!
2. Photos in which you're standing MILES away in the distance, in the shade, behind the back end of Wup-Wup. Use a bit of savvy. These photos don't even give us an idea of your body shape or type! Give us something we can USE. A recent close-up of your face and a full body shot at close range.
3. Twenty-year-old photos of yourself. Yeah, you WERE hot. Now you're a fat, sweaty pig with NO chance.
4. Pictures with your mates. Er...... which one of those mingers is YOU?
5. Photos of you flanked by a pair of perma-tanned platinum tarts in a farty Sutton nightclub. They pitied you. It's written all over their orange faces.
6. Pictures of your children. It's a hatful of wrong. Don't you think it's bad enough that WE'VE ended up on these sad sites without subjecting the poor mites to it as well?
7. Random photos. We want to see your motorbike/pet iguana/furry slippers/bottle top collection/neighbour's Ferrari because....?
8. NO photos at all? Message deleted.
9. IMs from strangers -- with NO FACE PHOTOs on their profiles, no less! DEEEEE-lete.
10. Poor punctuation and/or spelling. These devices are meant to AID the reader in understanding your meaning in the absence of voice intonation and inflection. A profile with run-on sentences and no punctuation is just verbal diarrhoea.
11. Not taking 'No Reply' for an answer. Just because I didn't write you back to say: "You're a mingin' pig and I wouldn't be caught dead out in public with you", doesn't mean I didn't MEAN it. Harassing me for a reply will not produce the desired result.
12. "Not looking for anything serious, just a bit of fun". Roughly translated: "Don't go fallin' WILDLY in love with me on sight, as women do, but I am a hot stud with needs so if you're REALLY lucky, I may deign to grant you the privilege of relieving me of my bodily fluids, like a public loo, before I naff off with impunity. Oh, and make sure you eat before we meet, 'cuz if I'm too tight to fork out for a prostitute, I sho' ain't gonna spring for your dinner."
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| Phrases that put you off someone's profile
Posted: 6/28/2008 10:20:10 AM | Everyone is searching for something specific to there requirements,but im sure that most will end up dating and being attracted to someone very different.
ive just done mine and feel confident that ive put myself across both fairly and accurately.
I just hope that my theory ive just stated is correct!
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| Phrases that put you off someone's profile
Posted: 6/28/2008 12:08:23 PM | "Young for my age" - some are only around age 40 when they put this. If they read other profiles they would see nearly everyone feels younger these days. Then they go on to ask for someone 20 years younger as if they are unique.
"Young at heart" - how to sound 90+ in one statement!
"I like to laugh a lot"
"I would make you laugh" - Life is a bowl of cherries!
"I know how to treat a lady" - I am a modern woman and open doors for men...oops!
"...someone to make me happy!" - how sad is this?
"...no baggage" - hard nut, selfish, uncompromising, shortsighted.... | |
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| Phrases that put you off someone's profile
Posted: 7/5/2008 2:40:43 AM | This is from the same profile.
do you want children?
Yes
Do you do drugs?
No
Do you have children?
Yes
Do you have a car?
No
Ok, fair enough, backed up with.....
i wouldnt want o date anyone who has kids
Now that is almost enough to make me stop been nosy n looking at profiles, are other peoples children not acceptable, but your own are?
Put off, you could say that. | |
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| Phrases that put you off someone's profile
Posted: 7/5/2008 3:53:15 AM | Must nots and Must be's.
But if I can't beat them I best join them and amend my profile to include 'Must not be looking for a Must be relationship' or Must be looking for a Must not relationship (in what was Yugoslavia as an additional option)
'Was not was' relationship anyone? | |
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| Phrases that put you off someone's profile
Posted: 7/5/2008 4:04:26 AM | looking for FB you can find them anywhere mate dont need come on here looking,
and guys so full of themselfs with no shirts on whats that all about.  | |
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| Phrases that put you off someone's profile
Posted: 7/5/2008 1:07:23 PM | | i find the testimonials a bit off putting to be honest......I don't want to know how many other women think a guy is a good lover, fab date, etc....and what is it with those who say " ladies you don't know what you are missing"? If he's that great why aren't they with him? | |
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Posted: 7/5/2008 1:19:42 PM | 13s13y i have wrote on a friends profile (testimonial) he's one of my best friends and hes a great geezer. going out with him would be like going out with my brother.
YOU DONT THINK ive spoiled his chances of meeting someone do you?
do you think i should tell him to take it off?
oh back on topic (the staying in with bottle of wine and dvd cuddled up on the sofa )
not my idea of a great night in  | |
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| Phrases that put you off someone's profile
Posted: 7/5/2008 1:24:20 PM | | if ever...ever ever ever any one put a testiclemonial on my profile I would leave or throw a marshmallow or something! I hope you cant just 'put one on' like you can with favs!!!! | |
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| Phrases that put you off someone's profile
Posted: 7/5/2008 5:17:26 PM | im not that shallow , lmao but if you like the looks im not going to say oh yes , but unfortunaly youve blown it by yr profile ,
is their a site that says perfect profiles , but as they say they who laughs longest lasts longest .
happy days , nothings perfect not even reflections | |
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| Phrases that put you off someone's profile
Posted: 7/5/2008 8:10:34 PM | "I'm the same as the hordes of boring, lonely repressed clones who lives life in a safety bubble and wouldn't know a good time if it whisked me off to a magical location, kept me amused, entertained, interested and presented me with fantastic orgasmic experiences, all for a reasonable fee"
I'm paraphrasing slightly, and AM NOT condoning one night stands. Much. Unless, well, they are hot, dumb and willing participants. And Swedish. With a twin sister. (conjoined optional).
Im tired, Ive dug so very much. And all I am is deeper in. | |
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| Phrases that put you off someone's profile
Posted: 7/5/2008 11:43:34 PM | 1. the profiles that feel like your taking a tick test
2. the I have been so hurt and mentaly destroyed in the past. please dont hurt me ...
oh boo fricking hoo
3 . the ones who have a "DONT CONTACT ME LIST" 3 miles long .. rollocks to you | |
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Posted: 7/6/2008 12:43:18 AM |
women who dont know the diffrence between woman and women
......and men who put 'I want a women who......'
Is it that they also don't know the difference, or are they trying to let you know that they can't be monogamous? | |
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Posted: 7/6/2008 12:50:17 AM | 1.Players need not apply??
Like they're going to tell you theyre players? lol x
2. I'm married and just looking to chat??
no, youre married and looking for a legover
and anything ThAt Iz TyPed Liek Diz
AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH^ shoot me. hate text speak | |
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| Phrases that put you off someone's profile
Posted: 7/7/2008 4:22:00 AM | "Non judgemental" = Judgemental.
"My friends tell me I look younger" = Their friends are liars.
"I'll try anything once" = Except?
"Wacky soh" = Likes situation comedies.
"Not looking for a one night stand" = Get me drunk and I'm an easy lay. | |
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