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| Chapped lips from going down on females
Posted: 5/3/2007 9:47:14 PM | OP, CHAPSTICK is a nasty brand... makes you chap even more and peel off like an onion. Try good old vaseline. After, not during the deed.
I love this thread!
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| Chapped lips from going down on females
Posted: 5/3/2007 9:58:17 PM | | I am wondering the same. What is your technique? maybe your doing it wrong because I have never heard of that before or maybe your allergic to the PH level in her fluids. | |
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| Chapped lips from going down on females
Posted: 5/3/2007 10:57:23 PM | LMAO!!!!!.......
Try a zip lock baggy and put a whole in it for your tongue and go at it......... When finished, zip it up and send it in to be tested.......you never know......
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| Chapped lips from going down on females
Posted: 5/4/2007 1:16:48 PM | | 2FF omfg, Thanks all i needed a good laugh today and when I seen this subject I just knew it would be good....Makes me wonder if she's even in the room....by chance is she a blow up doll...j/k just never heard of this happening before or no one ever admitting it. | |
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| Chapped lips
Posted: 5/4/2007 2:13:14 PM | | Do you put your head in the bag? Can't really visualize this one at all. But great thread. Did not know so many people did the thing. Thought I was the only one... | |
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| Chapped lips
Posted: 5/4/2007 2:15:39 PM | Just use vaseline .. petroleum jelly ... you can also do some sneaky lubing while ya down there ...  | |
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| Chapped lips
Posted: 5/4/2007 4:11:31 PM |
Brother if all your worried about is chapped lips, you ain't really into IT........
Heres how I prefer to do IT....Stick your whole face in one of those bulk jars of Vasoline!!!
Now get your entire head up there......................
Now if the problem still exsists........You should really have something to complain about
Not only will you have chapped lips! You should have a chapped nose, eyelids, forehead, cheeks, ears and go bald to boot!
D*mn all this whinning all the time!
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| Chapped lips from going down on females
Posted: 5/4/2007 5:39:24 PM | HMM...This thread is a riot.... Maybe you should lube her "lips" up with some chapstick, as well as yours before going in.
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| Chapped lips from going down on females
Posted: 5/5/2007 9:20:29 AM | Thanks for everyones wonderful replys...
I started thinking and I beleive the reason would be dehydration... Normally I only spend alot of time down south after I've had a few drinks and i'm already a little dehydrated to begin with. | |
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| Chapped lips from going down on females
Posted: 5/5/2007 4:40:53 PM | Yikers, now Proctor and Gamble have another thing they have to manufacture.......
ORAL CONDOMS (lubricated of course) with chap stick
I knew this was going to happen...
Note to Self.....Buy more shares in Proctor and Gamble | |
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| Chapped lips from going down on females
Posted: 5/5/2007 7:43:28 PM | Damn this whole thread is a publicity for Chapstick.
OP, CHAPSTICK is a nasty brand... makes you chap even more and peel off like an onion. Try good old vaseline.
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| Chapped lips from going down on females
Posted: 5/5/2007 7:52:09 PM | Have to say I'm a nurse, as well as rather experienced.. Never mind. Have not experienced or heard of such a thing but with guys that doesn't mean it's uncommon.
I read far enough to see some amusement and some appropriate questions and advice. If this happens with all women, hydration and chapstick are a good idea.
Some questions and opinions: Does this happen with just one particular woman? If so, it could be a chemical reaction to a spermicide or even douche or soap she uses.
Timing could be a clue, also. Whether one woman or multiple women, do you go down on her after having sex using a condom? If so, it could be a reaction to nonoxyenol 9, the spermicide used on virtually all condoms. If this is the case, use non-lubricated condoms. An amazing number of men and women have allergic reactions to nonoxyenol 9. Not to mention the fact that the effectiveness of it has been called into question.
Hope your problem has been solved by this thread. If you have more questions or want any advice, feel free to write. | |
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| Chapped lips from going down on females
Posted: 5/5/2007 8:24:01 PM | O.K....gotta say something here...oral sex is also unprotected sex. Why would anyone think it is any different?
-Penis to Vagina
-Mouth to Penis or Vagina
All oral sex did was eliminate the cause of pregnancy and saved a child from entering this world that was not wanted....and increased your sexual pleasures.
There is a reason for monogomy.....at least you know where it's coming from and where it's going too....and only 2 people needed to be tested
Here in Alberta (small province), there have been 200 newly reported cases of syphilis this year...that disease was nearly extinct in Canada. Since the onset of this favored activity, I was expecting a whole new onset of STD's to boldy come forward.
Seriously OP, if the problem continues, even with some of the advice given here, see a doctor real soon. Enough said..........be safe and live long. | |
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| my tounge gets tired...
Posted: 5/5/2007 9:59:47 PM | Am I the only one thinking that you are doing something wrong? I am all for the oral dance of a thousand dances, but chapped lips? Could this be a PH thing? Do you really use your lips all that much? Sometimes after a long session my tongue is so tired I feel its hanging off the side of my mouth, like a bull dogs on a hot day. But lips? Me thinks you have technical issues. Forget your lips, ok; well use them to loosen her up. Then use your tongue, place that button (man in the boat) just under your front teeth. Then sing lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala without actually singing anything, she will be glad you did. Then buy her some chap stick and tell her to get busy.
Peace and “sing, sing a song, make it special to last the whole day long…”
Dewey
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| my tounge gets tired...
Posted: 5/5/2007 10:03:05 PM | Chapped lips!!!!  
HAHAHA!
Never would happen. You would chap HER lips, before your lips got chapped. :) | |
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| my tounge gets tired...
Posted: 5/5/2007 10:14:17 PM | | Too many uncaring people....do this for you and get your Doc's opinion...don't be ashamed....so many get caught up into this world of.........well, I am sure I don't need to tell you.....you already know | |
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