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jimi77
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Joined: 7/13/2004
Msg: 25 | |
| for the guys: before a date
Posted: 5/2/2007 4:19:08 PM | wash, trim, clean, press, Everything Extensively.
clean sheets, just in case.. hey you never know?
clean the toilet, no stray hairs or dribble marks.. something i do normaly anyway. | |
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| for the guys: before a date
Posted: 5/2/2007 4:38:14 PM | If it is a hang out date I do nuthin.
If a romantic date I run around like a chicken with my head cut off tweaking everything. | |
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| for the guys: before a date
Posted: 5/2/2007 6:59:54 PM | lilacprincess, I'm beginning to think you're a spy. 
Okay, pre-date rituals
1: Plot out course from home to date location using GPS and thermal imagery from satellite to avoid traffic, construction and major pile-ups. 'cuz, I hate being late.
2: Carefully blow dry and fix hair in mirror. If drastic measure is necessary, scrunch individual strands until they behave. If extreme drastic measures are necessary, dunk whole head in water filled sink and repeat process
3: Break out the "special cologne" given to me by my friend. Don't know what's in it, but it smells nice and I get a lot of attention.
4: Lay out clothes on bed and decide which one looks more fetching on me. If can't decide, play a game of "musical clothes".
5: Carefully plan my exit from front door to car. 'cuz if the neighbors dogs and cats smell me, they'll be all over me. | |
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