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| F*ck it, I'm making a list of 10 reasons why being single rocks. Posted: 4/14/2008 1:38:45 PM | Just one?
Oh... this is gonna be hard!
1. Poon, fresh poon and lots of it 2. I can blow snotrockets in the shower with no nagging 3. I get to spend lots of time getting in touch with my emotions and learning to listen. NOT! 4. Only 2 things get watched on the TV now, hockey and discovery channel 5. Liberal use of the C word whenever I want 6. My xmas tree gets built out of empty beer bottles 7. Showering is optional again 8. Can get rid of that useless food group, vegetables 9. Pissing in the sink when the crapper is occupied 10. I can grab onto a zucchini, place it at waist level while stroking gently as hot chicks walk by and nobody seems to mind anymore. | |
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| list 1 positive thing about being single Posted: 4/14/2008 6:18:02 PM | Not having anyone to take over my home improvement projects because they think having man parts makes them automatically better with hand tools. It doesn't! lol
Oh! And not having to turn nasty work socks right side out when I'm doing laundry... so good. lol | |
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| list 1 positive thing about being single Posted: 4/14/2008 6:45:10 PM | I do like the control (or lack of him trying to). I choose where and how I live. I choose my friends and when to see them. I spend my money as I see fit and no one else is trying to spend it first!
There are good points to being single and good points to being involved. The trick is to enjoy the place where you are without thinking that the grass is greener over there. | |
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| list 1 positive thing about being single Posted: 4/14/2008 8:02:51 PM | I can watch hockey, every night, in my pyjamas, even if the game goes past my bedtime!
Oh, and just an OT comment on...
5. Liberal use of the C word whenever I want
I realized the other day that I really am getting old, because the C word means Cancer now. Not that my generation is at that age yet, but our parents are. | |
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| list 1 positive thing about being single Posted: 4/15/2008 7:54:03 AM | | I like cooking stuff for myself and knowing what I'm eating. Near the end, I was hating the food network. I don't like eating something I can't identify. | |
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