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Posted: 6/11/2009 3:25:08 AM | From memory my funniest on here went something like this ............
Her} Are you gay ?
Me} No, why are you a dike?
Her} I was only kidding ?
Me} I wasn't !!
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Posted: 6/11/2009 3:27:13 AM | I've had that one too sjxx!!
I also had recently 'Do you take it up the bum' and 'You look like you're gaggin for it. I'd be happy to oblige'. I got one today which just said 'Sexy Bugger'. Don't know if that was a statement or a question lol.
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Posted: 6/11/2009 3:28:59 AM |
I also had recently 'Do you take it up the bum' and 'You look like you're gaggin for it
What a romantic thing to say, will you be taking it a step further?
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Posted: 6/11/2009 4:05:37 AM | "Can you please send me a photo so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?!"
Bless... that made me smile a lot! | |
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Posted: 6/11/2009 4:11:30 AM |
What a romantic thing to say, will you be taking it a step further?
Further than bum love on a first date? What kind of a girl do you take me for? Nope, bum love is as far as i'll go thanks....
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Posted: 6/11/2009 4:17:57 AM | | The one that made me laugh the most was from a cross dresser with a picture of him in a maids uniform.....he said "" I am all man outside the house ..but indoors i like to please my mistress and do anything she asks including the house work ," i sent back thanks for offer ...but i like to do my own house work ..and a few weeks later another message from him this time as a man asking to take me for a drink ...i just deleted ...but i did think if any one was daft enough to agree to meet him they were in for a big shock | |
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Posted: 6/11/2009 4:30:54 AM | | ^^^I was once asked on here if I would like to accompany a cross dresser to his club. I wasn't too sure if I was supposed to cross dress as well, but his legs looked better than mine so I politely declined. | |
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Posted: 6/11/2009 4:33:06 AM |
I also had recently 'Do you take it up the bum' and 'You look like you're gaggin for it What a romantic thing to say, will you be taking it a step further?
Probably not wise, it'd be uphill all the way. | |
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Posted: 6/11/2009 4:41:49 AM | Oh I just had the weirdest message on another website that I haven't used for a long time. On my profile there I mention that I like a 'mans man' (no not gay lol). You know the rugby loving, mechanic/bulider/plumber type, one that doesn't spend longer in the bathroom than me etc. I also mentioned that I like tattoo's on guys too.
This was the message I got from someone:-
If your into a mans man who looks tough etc then your be moaning how men are bad forever,mens men look tough act tough think they tough with there tattoos,you have much too learn about a mans man,You would not no a truely tough man on the street belive me or a real bad boy you wouldnt think the bad boys out there are,we dont look or act it we are it.Dontworry im not chatting you up but you want someone that thinks they are something when they not,real men who are the real bad boys are people who blend in and make sure we not noticed,seems you like the bullys the look at me men the true wimps,be careful any man that as a tattoo will lie cheat hit you.you take care
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Posted: 6/11/2009 5:13:58 AM | I had one that said "you have a lovely eye"......i guess english wasn't his first language!!
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Posted: 6/11/2009 5:21:37 AM |
I had one that said "you have a lovely eye"......
I had one like that when I inadvertantly put a pic of me knob up. | |
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Posted: 6/11/2009 6:23:12 AM | Dont know about funniest but had one a while back who's first mail to me started as...
Her......" You sound a right arrogant wa*ker but im willing to give you a go"
Needless to say she didn't get a reply and went on the extensive list of blocked munters | |
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Posted: 6/11/2009 6:40:24 AM | Must be honest i did have a giggle at the nerve of the lass....
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Posted: 6/11/2009 7:36:15 AM | | I just had a message now ...Hi am in York next week fancy meeting up for a swing ....I put you go play in childrens play ground if you want i aint into swings | |
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Posted: 6/11/2009 10:13:43 AM | If I ask you for sex, would you give the same answer as the answer to this question?
Nobody sent it too me, wish they would do...well within reason. | |
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Posted: 6/11/2009 12:16:49 PM | A very lengthy "I'm such a nice bloke" yadda yadda yadda that ended with him asking if I'd be up for wearing jeans to sit on his lap and wee myself!!!!!!! Yeuk!!!!!
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Posted: 6/11/2009 12:24:19 PM | My funniest one so far has been from someone who wants to lock himself in a suitcase and be my slave, and be kept in my room ( I share a house with 2 other girls ).
Ive replied to him, that i cannot see how i can make this practicle, as i am very busy meeting people, and there is not enough room.
But I offered to keep him in my wardrobe as i felt sorry for him, he didnt awsner that, as i think it has to be a suitcase.
This is true, he really did ask me that.We chatted on messenger, but i dont think i can ffer him the time he needs. | |
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Posted: 6/11/2009 12:28:05 PM | Oh I just read some of the other posts and it reminded me of another one another one yesterday It just said 'can I have a go' thats it !
Iif your reading this, NO. Make an effort. | |
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Posted: 6/11/2009 1:10:42 PM | I've had a few, not really funny as such, they are usually either something along the lines of "love the user name" or eastern european women asking if I'm loaded.
I might start using my generic reply: "shag?" | |
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