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Posted: 6/11/2009 1:13:41 PM |
or eastern european women asking if I'm loaded.
You could always reply that you are only half c0cked and do they want to give you a hand.
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Posted: 6/12/2009 3:33:09 AM | I haven't had any funny message yet, well.. in fact I've only received one message without me initiating the contact, but doesn't
My funniest one so far has been from someone who wants to lock himself in a suitcase and be my slave, and be kept in my room sound a bit like the Pulp Fiction scene ?  | |
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Posted: 6/14/2009 4:36:29 AM | ''meet up for a f*ck''
From some girl on another website.
Thats the only one i can remember really, i wonder why? | |
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Posted: 6/14/2009 5:28:51 AM | I had one which was:
a) A complete rant about men
Then.
b) A complete rant about me and my profile
Then.
c) An ending that she was local and was clearly the woman for me, why hadn't I contacted her?
Why indeed. | |
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Posted: 6/14/2009 7:26:40 AM | Yesterday i got one simply saying
"i've seen your profile , look at mine , get back to me"
Thats it ! lol | |
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Posted: 6/14/2009 7:29:55 AM | | TM1971-its a statement of fact-they are nice....just a shame he couldn't have started with your smile first! | |
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Posted: 6/14/2009 11:01:00 AM | /'hello sweety i cant imgain all of this gorgouse lady front of me and cant chat with or be her friend or more, i like chat with u honestly cuty i like ur perfect photo espcaily ur perfect brest ,same time i am looking for soul too not for body only,same time like perfect sexy body ,i am man hahahaha ,i like u answer me nicely sweety'
That's a classic phishing type message..from nigerians, mostly. Totally over the top and full of inappropriate flattery... | |
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Posted: 6/15/2009 3:33:19 AM | just got this
inbox
Love the tattoo, pity you smoke you look rather interesting
i replied
i like my tattoo too and its a pity your judgmental but your right about one thing i am interesting
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Posted: 6/15/2009 3:58:34 AM | I got one last week which just
I wanna sit on your face whilst screaming.... and not in a bad way
Think is she was quite a big girl and all I could think was that i would most probably die | |
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Posted: 6/15/2009 5:15:03 AM | I received this one yesterday - 'out of intrest is your lips that red or is that redlipstick ?'.
It did tickle me. | |
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Posted: 6/17/2009 5:12:40 AM | too funny...
Just ten minutes ago I see I have a message in my inbox. "good-o" I think, so I go look....
" hey i prefer to trow myself from 1000m hight bridge rather then marry you! "
Just lovely. I've never seen this guy's profile before, no idea who he is, and that's his opening email to me.....
I'm still chuckling, 10 minutes later...
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Posted: 6/17/2009 5:34:32 AM |
I wanna sit on your face whilst screaming.... and not in a bad way
Think is she was quite a big girl and all I could think was that i would most probably die
And if she coughed, you'd drown.  | |
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Posted: 6/17/2009 5:37:16 AM | I got one last week from a man who put me on his favourites list - it read
"Gosh there are a lot of weird people on this site - what about you?"
I replied "Yep, I'm weird too....." LOL
Strangely haven't heard anything else.... | |
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Posted: 6/17/2009 6:43:28 AM |
I got one last week from a man who put me on his favourites list - it read
"Gosh there are a lot of weird people on this site - what about you?"
I replied "Yep, I'm weird too....." LOL
Strangely haven't heard anything else....
All you need now is one of those testimonials filled out on your profile
"i hereby contest that the person above is weird" | |
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Posted: 6/17/2009 6:53:14 AM |
You could always reply that you are only half c0cked and do they want to give you a hand.
I wonder how an on-line translator would deal with that statement ?
I'd be concerned about them turning up to a date with a chicken. | |
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Posted: 6/17/2009 6:54:55 AM | | I wrote out a fairly detailed first contact message and got greeted with the reply of some fruitcake that said i wasnt worth talking to as she believes our star signs arent compatible. | |
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Posted: 6/17/2009 10:13:28 AM | ~~~All you need now is one of those testimonials filled out on your profile
"i hereby contest that the person above is weird" .
shhhhhh knobheid - they'll be forming and orderly queue ;-) | |
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Posted: 6/17/2009 12:11:44 PM | him: so I see you are a nurse, are you a dental nurse?
me: no. Why?
him: I was wondering how much a filling would cost.
I've had two men who want to meet a financially dominant female who they would not sleep with. They asked if I would demand money and gifts from them and be their friend. I was tempted to send my amazon wishlist. lol.
I've had a couple going on about how much they want me and will be devoted o me etc.
Someone offer to clean my house in the nude. | |
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Posted: 6/17/2009 12:24:50 PM | I had one recently that had the heading "be careful" and then the body of the message ranted on about my profile and it putting people off!
Errrrr.......that is the whole point  | |
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