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Posted: 7/11/2009 1:11:26 AM | aww i just got this little gem " Conceited. Arrogant. Unattractive. Yes thats you im describing. Your profile is offensive!" i was deeply touched and i hope he messages me again real soon  | |
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Posted: 7/11/2009 2:55:30 AM | Thank God.
I have read through this whole thread and I can honestly say that I am not responsible for any of those messages :)
.. though there are a couple that I might keep for future use ........ | |
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Posted: 7/11/2009 3:15:07 AM | how bigs your haggis.....
replied...that since the haggis seasons just started,i might be able to bag a bigger one next time we head into the hills....... | |
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Posted: 7/11/2009 4:11:31 AM | 1. hi howru? (that was the total content!)
2. Nice pair of erm eyes you have there.
3. I wish I was your necklace.
Maybe I am just too picky hahaha...still waiting for Mr Right! | |
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Posted: 7/11/2009 4:12:52 AM |
He then said he wasn't talking about sex.
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There is no sex in the film Secretary, so I imagine he meant a similar relationship based on mental submission and light corporal punishment. | |
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Posted: 7/11/2009 9:59:40 AM | | Well I've often just had Hi or Hi sexy, or Hi sexy legs. It depends on my mood whether I bother to reply and how I reply. | |
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Posted: 7/21/2009 5:53:49 AM | I came across a girl's profile that said she was looking for an intelligent, warm, funny man.
I thought I'd nailed it in 6 words when I messaged her saying my body temp is 98.2 degrees.
Still no reply. | |
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Posted: 7/22/2009 7:02:27 AM | | I was really pleased with myself when I wrote it. Maybe I should have just gone with a 'Hi sexy, wanna msn?' | |
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Posted: 7/22/2009 7:13:41 AM | Sorry but you didn't specify your units there!
98.2 Kelvin would be extremely cold,
98.2 Farenheight would be nice and warm
98.2 Celcius would be rather hot
Maybe she thought you were one of the others? | |
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Posted: 7/22/2009 9:50:50 AM | From: scooby**x (View Profile) (View All Correspondence)
Subject: lol Sent Date: 7/22/2009 5 42 PM
not give u time of day luv
Replied with...
Ha...
You just did!! | |
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Posted: 7/22/2009 11:14:47 AM | One I received today.....
Did you forget we're getting married tomorrow?
I thought this was very original , it made me laugh - shame I didnt fancy him.... | |
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Posted: 9/16/2009 10:52:57 AM | I have just opened this message
"I'm a widower and i have a lovely daughter,I'm based in England,work professionally as a construction engineer,we seem like a match and would love to know more about you,i need someone to love and hold,a nice lady to call my wife and my lovely daughter can call mum,hope to hear from you soon......... "
And its even funnier be cause my profile state "not looking" | |
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Posted: 9/16/2009 11:26:22 AM | Great sense of humour Nemo and good play with words - I expect she didn't get what you were referring to  | |
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Posted: 9/16/2009 11:50:39 AM |
I thought I'd nailed it in 6 words when I messaged her saying my body temp is 98.2 degrees.
Perhaps she thought that 'one out three' isn't worth responding to? | |
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Posted: 9/16/2009 12:06:46 PM | "will you let me take you to old trafford"thats all it said no hi or anything ,
i wrote back "no thanks i can find my own way there "
he wrote back ,"i know you can but i want to go with you"
i just deleted
other day i got one ,simply said "interested" ...i looked at profile interests golden showers ,hobbys gym and pissing
i blocked and deleted | |
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Posted: 9/16/2009 12:25:52 PM | Got this one recently
alrgt wee pal how u ? fck me u wrote a book oan ur profile lol
Just read it in a broad weegie accent and you'll see what I mean | |
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Posted: 9/16/2009 2:10:04 PM |
alrgt wee pal how u ? fck me u wrote a book oan ur profile lol
The author of that probably over 30. Get them all the time. | |
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Posted: 9/16/2009 2:15:15 PM |
other day i got one ,simply said "interested" ...i looked at profile interests golden showers ,hobbys gym and pissing i blocked and deleted
Blimey The Gym ! ! !
I don't blame you for blocking him, well done !
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Posted: 9/16/2009 2:24:01 PM | I had hate mail today  You've got to wonder about people who will happily take time out of their life just to rant at a complete stranger, someone they'll never meet or ever cross paths with. I don't like a profile, I click off it again. I have never felt the need to email someone to tell them what a loser/thoroughly rotten person they are, nor have I ever had the desire to let them know they're doomed for a life of singledom with a profile like theirs. So....why? | |
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Posted: 9/17/2009 1:35:43 AM |
From: ******** (View Profile) (View All Correspondence) Subject: Oi Sent Date: 9/17/2009 8  50 AM Get yr hair cut! Look like a flump!!
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Posted: 10/24/2009 5:46:40 PM | got a message from a stunning looking girl the other day .
Hi how are you we have a lot in commen we are both manchester united supporter ,,
I thought i would look at her profile she was a lesbian most men would have said what a waste ,
so i messaged back and said thanks for message you do know i am straight ,
she replied would you not like to try it you might like it | |
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