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Posted: 10/24/2009 8:26:28 PM | Not sure about funny... but this one is definitely wierd... First message, out of the blue I get...
hey,
hi....just wanting to talk with someone about herion addiction...its been lots of years since i lost my brother...but just to chat | |
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Posted: 10/25/2009 9:20:56 AM | I got the following from a man,
"hey how you doing? you have very beautiful hair, and I should know as I am a part time transvestite, and your hair is amazing! I know it's not everyones cup of tea but I'd really like to get to know you!"
quite sweet to be honest, so I just replied saying it wasn't my bag but I hoped he found what he was looking for, I was decking myself - hilarious! | |
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Posted: 10/25/2009 9:51:46 AM | not really a funny...but do get the odd strange ones like this....sent with a gift i might add (why why why do men add the gifts....it's naff)
'u r wery pirty.ladie'
needless to say I deleted..no reply | |
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Joined: 8/27/2009
Msg: 329 | |
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Posted: 10/25/2009 10:22:58 AM | Why are you on here.??? your just a BIG timewaster go get a life ffs, go away and play with the rugby team again ffs gooooooooooooooo awayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
I just got this charming message from someone I have never ever heard from before.
Freak
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Posted: 10/25/2009 10:29:57 AM | I had a lovely sweet message from a guy called Poet Tim ~ i can name him as he has changed his user name now, altho i still see him pop up, cant miss him cos he looks a dead ringer of the guy from Crystal Maze
His message to me ~ You are horrid, you are ugly, you are a vile orange dog.
Dont even feckin rhyme | |
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Posted: 10/26/2009 4:32:51 PM | | The one asking me if I was the dark haired girl in my photo and if I wasn't was my friend single and on this site. | |
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Posted: 10/26/2009 4:52:04 PM | | well this is nt actually funny my freind on here gt a message frm smeone who wnted to meet anyway they met started seeing each other thn bang he was flipping over nthing turns out he had bn in prison fr murdering a woman and he is classed as dangerous to all women bt he still wnts to be freinds with her , its scary cs hes on here and kps changing his name and profile ,he actually put murderer on his profile | |
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Posted: 10/26/2009 4:55:53 PM | I haven't had many funny ones really, well there was one hilarious exchange but it's too long to put here.
I had one that said "are you for real" - No "?", no photo, looking for IE,
I answered "How do you mean?" - she didn't reply...
I had one asking me for money...
I sent one to a lady which I thought was funny:
Women’s Top Ten Favorite Ways to Have Someone Flirt with Them
1. Talks about things she likes or dislikes, making comments and showing interest
2. Displays concern for her, her feelings and well-being
3. Shares jokes or amusing anecdotes with her
4. Compliments her on her screen name, attitude, personality and appearance
5. Sends her special/cute email messages
6. Makes an effort to contact her in some form most every day
7. Sends instant messages when she and you are online at the same time
8. Discusses seriously the traits she desires in a partner
9. Shows her your daring or mischievous side
10. Emails her greeting cards, gifts, pictures songs or fun attachments
I asked if any of the above would be acceptable to her if I accompanied it with a small virtual gift...
she didn't reply....
I thought it was a good example of No. 9.....
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Posted: 10/27/2009 1:19:22 AM | | well my freind got 1 saying i love to kill birds ,would you like to be my 3rd 1 ,he had actually put murderer on his job profile ,if he tht that ws funny she didnt think so | |
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Posted: 10/28/2009 10:45:04 AM | I just had a message from a bloke saying hes looked at my pictures and i look like i want some fun!!
I told him i dont want fun i want a boyfriend
vvvvvv dontcha love a guy that can make a gal feel special vvvvvvv | |
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Joined: 8/27/2009
Msg: 339 | |
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Posted: 10/28/2009 10:49:55 AM | gpt.? and other mistakes, i guess your not very clever just a dumb women who opens her legs, wow as if this site isn't full off time wasters like you,, go get a life free loader..
Not sure if this qualifies as funny
I despair........................
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Posted: 10/28/2009 10:55:38 AM |
gpt.? and other mistakes, i guess your not very clever just a dumb women who opens her legs, wow as if this site isn't full off time wasters like you,, go get a life free loader..
sjxx, if that is a direct copy, how come if he is so clever he doesn't use capital 'I', 'and' should be with a capital, it is 'you're not', there should be a comma after clever and wow, full stop after legs, 'wow' should be with a capital, off should be with one 'f', and only one comma after 'like you', ideally a full stop and a new sentence with a capital 'G' for go, and freeloader is one word... | |
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Posted: 10/28/2009 11:06:45 AM | Wow Hanneke I am impressed. And english is his first language! I would like to see him master Dutch. Though he is clearly fluent in double Dutch  Yes it was a direct copy. No idea what gpt referred to  | |
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Posted: 10/28/2009 12:39:33 PM | I've just had this one ...
hello,
how are you ?
do u fancy a naughty firend?
I wonder where he'll get a firend? Is it some sort of metal gate to stop me burning myself and how can it be naughty?
I sent the lmao icon back... now I've had this message. Something tells me this person is 'special'
so do u ?
i be as naughty as want..
*runs off pulling out hair and screaming* | |
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Posted: 10/28/2009 5:52:19 PM | I got this last night:
can you lend me 32p please?
And, oddly enough, I found myself amused enough to respond! | |
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Posted: 10/29/2009 8:31:30 AM | Got this one recently:
hi how are you? x
what you been up too the dat
i caused a massive 3.5hr traffic jam in town when the van broke down lol
was on radio the lott xxx
Umm, I don't care about a traffic jam or that your were on the radio because of it!
Oh and this is a direct quote of the whole message this particular catch sent me:
lololololololololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololololololololoololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololollolololololololololololol
Oh this one is a belter, admits to not reading my profile then asks me questions that I have answered in my profile!
Very nice,hows you?..didnt read ur profile just looked at ur pics,and thought i just have 2 send you a wee message,what do u do for a livin,what do you like doin in your spare time .x | |
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Posted: 10/30/2009 12:39:35 PM | "Do you believe in love at first sight? Cause I do, what are you doing for the next 30 years?"
I said no, seeing as he didn't have a picture up, and that I was hoping to live beyond 57 thanks all the same.
Have a lot of "Hi howz u" so not only awful spelling, but completely boring and pointless. ..and I can't stand text speak! | |
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Posted: 10/31/2009 8:42:29 AM | | I had one from a lady(i use the term very loosely)that wanted to take me to a caravan in clacton and paint me in chocolate body paint. | |
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Posted: 10/31/2009 8:55:54 AM | ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ oi I ask all the men in the forums this!!!!!!!!
And dont call me loosely.
And this is what i ask but it seems to get changed ......... I have a caravan in clacton could you paint it for me ........ Body paint never came in to it | |
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Posted: 10/31/2009 8:56:08 AM | I had this message from some old lady once, think it went along the lines of:
"Hi there, you're cute, i think you need a mother figure to look after you, would you like to be my little b*tch boy?"
My response:
"Hi, that's flattering, but you're a little too old for me." | |
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