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Posted: 5/15/2007 9:23:41 AM | Funniest First Contact Message ??? .......cant say ive had one maybe because 99% of my messages just get read/deleted  | |
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Posted: 5/15/2007 1:19:12 PM |
I've just got this from a 36 year old man in Quebec:
BECAUSE U CHOSE TO BE...OR SHOULD I SAY...BECAUSE U STILL DIDN'T MEET UR LITTTLE WHICH REALLY WHATS TO BE A LITTLE THAT IS....IF U WOULD LIKE TO BE A NOTTY HEHEHEHE!!
Can anyone translate any of that?
由於U選擇是…或應該我說…，由於U仍然沒有遇見UR真正地的一點什麼將是….的小的如果U希望是NOTTY HEHEHEHE!!
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Posted: 5/16/2007 1:51:18 AM | Well this isnt the funniest but certainly very strange !!!
WOW...lol hi im dave from swansea..you look jus like my mum lol....kinky..
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Posted: 5/16/2007 9:38:24 AM | I had one who said " if you really want someone to worship you, you will need a lot of surgery" shame i sent him a good reply as well but he unread/deleted.
must have done soemthing to really upset him lol | |
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Posted: 6/11/2007 9:55:03 AM | Got one today....and I cut and paste:
hi
I´m a normal guy am looking for a special female. for a sex partner i´m a sex active i´m a good in bed and i have a sperience for sex and i knows how to make a woman hapy in bed i knows how to respect and treat a woman like all position but my fourite position is you lie down and you put you legs on my shouders etc.. You wanna know more just drop me a line or add me my msn address is.xx . xxxxxxxx@hotmail.com LOOKING FOR A SEX PARTNER
I have edited the msn address- but if any of you ladies would like to meet this...catch (and catch what?)...feel free to message me and I will introduce you. | |
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Posted: 6/11/2007 10:13:39 AM |
WOW...lol hi im dave from swansea..you look jus like my mum lol....kinky..
Not sure if its the same guy but I received a similar one and more recently he asked if I would have a threesome with him and his mum!
Now I would say I'm open to most things and I don't shock easily but WTF!!! | |
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Posted: 6/11/2007 10:33:42 AM | | my funniest was from a guy saying he likes to wear adult nappies and would i be his carer and change them for him lol i replied with a my nappy changing days r well and truly over hunni lol | |
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Posted: 6/11/2007 12:43:08 PM | Got a 1st contact message the other day, but i didnt really think it was funny, just rather different: 'I see you have 2 children. How would you like a 3rd?'
Bearing in mind im 22, and this guy was 45 | |
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Posted: 6/11/2007 12:54:32 PM | I wonder if any of these guys read the forums and see their stupid messages being posted on this thread!! | |
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Posted: 6/11/2007 12:57:04 PM | | Feeling left out here, Haven't had a Funny first message yet, but equally I haven't had an offensive one so probably can't complain. | |
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Posted: 6/11/2007 1:32:00 PM | had a message once from a young man. Said he was addicted to porn and ' rhymes with thanking'. He wanted to know if I could help.
I did say that I had cream for his hairy hands , thick glasses as I believe it affects your sight and an english/german dictionary for his porn translation.
I recieved a message ..' your no fun are you'
....how wrong he is...and poor lad he will never find out!!!! | |
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Posted: 6/11/2007 2:21:27 PM | can you lend me £10 lol
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there you go just received this evening | |
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Posted: 6/11/2007 3:11:28 PM | | I got the a message from the same man over the course of 3 days, entitled , Miaoowwwwwwwwwwwwww, and telling me what he wanted to do me sexually, for the first 5 mins of me waking up in the morning !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 | |
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Posted: 6/11/2007 3:43:14 PM | | He asked me if I had a cat suit - I had stated I was not a mad cat woman - yet! We talked and met up, lovely bloke, still a good mate 10 months on... | |
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Posted: 6/19/2007 3:23:21 AM | Well as this thread (which is a fabulous hoot I must say !) seems to have both sorts of "funny" (ha-ha and peculiar) included, here's a few that particularly stuck in my mind :
"Wow I have to go find my rabbit !"
"How many women actually have the balls to write to you ?" (Women with balls I thought ??!! )
"If you want all that you're in the wrong place..." (this one from a woman whose main profile picture is her with no make-up on and with a towel around her head !!) To which I was tempted to reply, "If you want ANYTHING you're in the wrong place !"
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Posted: 6/19/2007 3:28:44 AM | Oh yeah, and I once got contacted by a faceless female asking "Do you want to come to a party in Londoin next week ?" So I replied "What sort of party ?" and she said "Me and my husband are going to have 6 guys in and .. (etc etc etc [sicko stuff deleted]..)"
So hey, it's not only the men and the trannies on here that can be weird !! 
Waz. | |
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Posted: 6/19/2007 10:25:25 AM | Funniest message I recieved was simply "hi" and that's it.
because I look at it and think, "You lazy bugger expecting me to do all the work" then I pause and find the funny side to what I just thought.
Be like remembering something you found funny then you begin to giggle in a room full of people and all they can do is look at you with that raised eyebrow look they do... (Yes that has happened to me a few times ) | |
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Posted: 6/19/2007 10:32:19 AM | | had a message off one guy who had veiwed me several times put me in his favorites and it just said..... " you know you wanna marry me" i just messaged back saying if you can tell me my real name i might...i never heard from him again pmsl | |
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Posted: 6/19/2007 10:32:22 AM | I had one of the strangest looking men who kept mailing me asking me to be his girlfriend which progressed to wife, the funniest thing was i didnt even mail him back  | |
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Posted: 6/19/2007 11:18:24 AM | I've just received a message from a much younger guy asking if I want to watch him w**k on cam  I replied saying 'no thank you' and politely reminded him to remember the Kleenex | |
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Posted: 6/19/2007 11:19:00 AM | Have you noticed that women usually get the first messages
come on gals be daring and message first | |
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