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Posted: 6/19/2007 11:32:12 AM | ^^Good point there Kevin...
I havent had a rude or dirty msg from a lady for months now....
Surely there must be some women on here who have something vulgar to say....
Edit...Wooohoo..I just got a dirty msg!! | |
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Posted: 6/20/2007 7:07:16 AM | RIGHT i wont messenging anyone else til i get a funny fist contact message/first contact message.... just a hi how u doing i dont mind txt spk(i am fluent)
STOP putting all my best messeges on here. oh the shame | |
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Posted: 6/20/2007 7:20:26 AM | I had a message the other week from some huge (hideously huge!) breasted woman asking me if I'd like to do her up the dirt box. Of course, being the gentleman I am - I flatly turned her down and suggested that she would perhaps be better suited joining another site, as this was perhaps a little too tame for her liking.
[I'm sure some of you Gents would have seen her profile? (..and women too, going by the link posted on another site I was browsing.) She's the one on her back with the MASSIVE tits. I have a sneaky suspicion she's using her arms to force them out, though. But it's her description which grabs you. It's utterley utterly bonkers and it wouldn't surprise me at all if she was using the Computer at her local 'not right in the head' hospital. Well that's what I think anyway, and i'm hardly ever wrong. I'm not.] | |
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Posted: 6/21/2007 1:41:03 PM | u hv a great smile, blah blah blah........."I wish I can put u in my pocket and carry u to everywhere I go" lol (and that was a girl msg), but hey....I am straight | |
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Posted: 8/12/2007 6:39:31 AM | | I dunno about funny, but this creeped me out. Just got one with a marriage propsal lmao1 Bearing in mind this guy was from another country (pakistan) im thinking he only wants a visa. | |
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Joined: 1/8/2007
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Posted: 8/14/2007 1:29:44 PM | Forgive me....... had to revive this, because i sat here with my mouth open and have to share it.
now, come ON people!!!
i'm a careful person, so i make sure i write my profile carefully.
within my profile (seperately) it states,.......
i'm a nice person, easy to talk to, not bad looking for 50, and an excellent cook too.
then it goes on to say......
you may ask me any questions about myself.
may i ask how you would intepret that?
because i had a first contact simply saying
"what meals do you cook"
no...... hello, hi there, i read your profile.......
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"what meals do you cook"
wondered if someone mistook this site for an online restaurant??
I'm losing the will to live here, and i have an IQ of 161 | |
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Posted: 8/14/2007 3:03:13 PM | " I realy love ur feet i put my big toung between ur toes and suck ur big toes while u see me under ur foot,do u paint ur toes"
I kid you not, i was lost for words,lol | |
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Posted: 8/15/2007 2:22:59 PM | Just had a message saying hello........... and at the end, letting me know that he would give free salsa lessons in my area soon if I was interested  | |
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Posted: 8/15/2007 2:27:30 PM | This was actually my 2nd mail on the site......
I'd only actually nipped on just to quickly check my mail & had a mail from someone at 1s saying hi & out of politeness I replied that I didn't want to appear ignorant after reading the mail & then logging off but I would catch up later.
So the reply came back
'What's the point in wasting time, here's my mobile number.....'
erm..... >>> | |
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Posted: 8/15/2007 2:32:27 PM | "i see you have a profile,whos your sexy mate?".......not really a funny first msg message,i think about 5th or 4th,but none the less short but pointless.(she was actually nice lookin aswell!,but she fancyed my mate!! argh!!).... | |
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Posted: 8/15/2007 2:58:11 PM | "Italian stallion cum ride me"....
I played silly and replied "Cum"?
and she goes
"Yeah cum baby cum"!
Good grief ...... | |
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Posted: 8/15/2007 3:00:29 PM | why do u have a cheese grater on your profile ???
well at the time did have toilet roll on that resembled i but ....
my reply was simple enuf
cause i,m a hairy asred scotsman lol | |
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Posted: 10/10/2007 12:14:22 AM | | The funniest message I've ever got was the first one i actually got. It said "hey gamer boy wanna have some fun?" I replied with sure what kind of games are you into, personally I like FPS's you wanna team battle or vs match. | |
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Posted: 10/15/2007 3:53:15 AM | Have had some dodgy funny messages in the past, being offered toe sucking and strip tease on cam, but at the moment what springs to mind is having got the same, obvioulsly a cut and paste message from the same person for the 3rd time. I replied saying I was happy to chat and asked a couple questions to the first mail, but didn't get a reply. Then to the second I said that it would have been a much nicer mail to receive if it hadn't been a cut and paste as I had already gotten that message, and now, for the 3rd time I simply said that if you can't be bothered making up something original then at least remember who you send the message to.
Amazing....  | |
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Posted: 10/15/2007 4:01:15 AM | Recently i had 'wow your boobs are big' - i replied 'well thanks for that i never noticed myself'
To which he replied 'you being sarcastic?' lol | |
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Posted: 12/18/2007 11:37:19 AM | “I have read your profile and you sound wonderful, almost too good to be true, so don’t even think of contacting me you bast##d I have had belly full of blokes like you.”
I got a very similar message two days ago from a crazy woman.... She suggested that I was "witty and too good to be true "(??) and that 'people like me "spoiled it for others" (??) ....after a brief heated exchange I blocked her | |
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Posted: 12/19/2007 9:39:11 AM | this has to be one of the bizarrest
hi morris its scott can you come to the office at 730 bring your boots hardhat and vest  | |
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Posted: 12/19/2007 9:41:20 AM | I just got sent a bunch of flowers, no message and when I scrolled down there was a naked man, with everything showing!
I don't think his profile will last long! | |
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Posted: 12/21/2007 11:44:56 PM | I got one asking if i would like to go spain with him the next day and that his request was genuine as he had a spare ticket and the plane left at whatever time etc etc.....
To which I just sarcastically replied well i might see you at the airport and on the flight then, because i have just took another guy up on the same offer, mad that isn't it, you should have been quicker, now gotta go as i am in the middle of packing, have a nice holiday.
Also had a message once that said "just read your profile, god don't you go on... would you like to chat". | |
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Posted: 12/22/2007 1:45:32 AM | Another one i had was .... I would like to see what you have got on under your santa outfit .....
My reply was "Really, i have got bloomers on, long johns and a thermal vest as its bloody cold in lapland" needless to say it was read and deleted and no come back, lol. | |
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