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Posted: 1/9/2008 8:54:22 AM | I just got an absolute corker! Details are below. Is it wrong that I'm a bit curious about it?! Haven't replied, not quite sure what to say...................
"Would you be interested in letting me see you wearing only your underwear for £50 an hour?
You may enjoy it!
You may want to meet on a regular basis!
Its easy money and i wont touch you!
Think about it!" | |
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Dermar
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Joined: 1/1/2008
Msg: 102 | |
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Posted: 1/9/2008 12:17:18 PM | "What kind of socks do you wear? Any pink ones?"
I have to admit it made me laugh 
I may have replied but he's an American with no profile picture or write up so i can't be bothered. | |
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Posted: 1/9/2008 12:33:58 PM | well i guess im quite lucky .. just get realy nice people & asking me were ther dad any good lol check profile 2 understand | |
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Joined: 11/11/2007
Msg: 105 | |
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Posted: 1/10/2008 3:50:21 AM | I usually find that I'm the one sending the first messages and honestly most of them are tongue in cheek, I'm never rude with it or ever go down the what are you wearing, what are you looking for avenue because frankly thats just naff but if a profile makes me chuckle then I feel it's my duty to write something.
My apologies if it's any of you!
Am enjoying the thread, had a few giggle to myself moments, thanks. | |
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Posted: 2/13/2008 6:55:29 AM | Is there a mirror in your knickers>because i could see myself in them!
I offered to send him a pair for a price.  | |
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Posted: 2/13/2008 7:04:29 AM | I would like you to move to Slough because I live there and it would be very convenient for me to date you.
(the messages did then continue into who's house we would live in and when we would marry...after day or so and about 3 mails)
'Scuse me????? | |
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Posted: 2/13/2008 7:34:29 AM | I had one the other day asking me if i wanted to get together to dress up.
Her as a Milk Maid
Me as a Nazi.
eeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrr no ta. | |
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Posted: 2/13/2008 1:30:48 PM | think the funniest ones i get are those who say ....
"read you profile, have decided you're not my type of person. i cant chat to you on here because you smoke...."
ummm....... isnt that taking passive smoking fears a little tad too far maybe? | |
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Posted: 2/13/2008 1:37:38 PM | I had one saying ....." I see ur a nurses........do u wear stockings under your uniform"
I replied...."No, I wear a vest, Bridgette Jone's big knickers and thick wooly tights!!" 
He didn't reply back.....wonder why??  | |
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2mass
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Joined: 4/26/2007
Msg: 113 | |
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Anneri
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Joined: 5/17/2007
Msg: 114 | |
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Posted: 2/13/2008 1:46:16 PM | | I had one recently which said ' are you the woman on your main pic or one of the blokes cause i dont do men' | |
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Joined: 2/6/2008
Msg: 115 | |
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Posted: 2/13/2008 2:35:13 PM | | If i got 1/100th of what was here i would have a field day and laugh my rear end off but sadly us males don't get mail and even less mail of this sort. | |
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Posted: 2/14/2008 1:51:12 PM | [It wudnt put me off ]
2mass....I'll wear my best vest, Bridgette Jones knickers and thick wooly tights just for you......though on second thoughts .... | |
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Posted: 2/14/2008 2:23:43 PM | First contact message ... errrm
"Can I buy your Monday undies on Tuesday please ? "
Never did say why !!!  | |
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Posted: 2/14/2008 2:42:03 PM | Man, this thread is superb!
I don't get weird ones really.. Although one lass just said "what do you prefer? pirates or ninjas?"
Pirates, obvioulsy, you loon... no contest.... | |
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Posted: 2/14/2008 2:46:49 PM | That person needed therapy, Ninja's for god sake, who woulda thought it.
Someone sent me "hey sexy"
That was hilarious | |
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Posted: 2/15/2008 9:42:52 AM | I've just had a corker
Best by far!!!
HOW R U? U LOOK GORGOUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I AM UR MISSING JIGSAW PUZZLE. I CANT SPELL S CCESS WITHOUT (U)
U can mail me on xxxxxx@hotmail.com.
Roses r red, violets r blue, I am made 4 u and ur made 4 me. XXXXXXXXX
DO YOU BELIEVE IN LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT OR SHOULD I DRIVE BY AGAIN?
IF YOUR NAME WAS MANDY I WOD CALL U SWEET LIKE CANDY.
Y HAVE COTTON WHEN U CAN HAVE SILK (UR THE SILK)
My name is Fred Flinstone
I love fridays haha. | |
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Posted: 2/15/2008 10:38:04 AM | Some guy asking for an intimate encounter,he went into lots of detail about himself and about how unhappy he was in his marriage and then made the mistake of putting his mobile number in the message.
Which i then gave to my sons who have had lots of fun with him since  | |
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Posted: 2/15/2008 1:56:58 PM | | pmsl xsuzannex, that is so funny I'm tempted to give your sons the number of the guy who was so impressed by my messages to him that he sent me a pic of his erection! I told him to go away, quite politely | |
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