| Penis Pride
Posted: 5/18/2007 8:02:44 PM |
This is So funny LOL all the women i have ever been with all say that they give the best head NOT ever one can give the best head and again a guy is not ever going to say it was bad...
I'm glad a man said this. I always laugh a bit when I read these threads and women say they've been told they perform fabulous oral. Um, yeah, me too. But ... while I'm not going to go as far as saying the guys are lying (they probably DO mean it at the moment they say it) ... but we've ALL heard that. Come on, we can't ALL be that special. They're just happy. It's a good thing, but, really... | |
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Posted: 8/8/2007 10:51:14 AM | | Probably I will switch in a different name because this site makes me look like a pervert because the ANSWERS i did post and it is very far from the reality.This is the way that my profile looks like. People has to read the beggining of the blog. (This is one of the stupid things of this dating site, the another one is that you are not able to POOOOFFFFF people that you don't want to see anymore, we have to stand it without a reason).I suspect that the technicians board of POF don't know how to do it. | |
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Posted: 8/8/2007 11:00:12 AM | Haha, test pilot, I agree. I put "average" on my build, but the fact is that I'm petite, but not a stick figure. You have only so many options, and I'm not "athletic" or "a bean pole" so I put that I'm average. I have curves where they are supposed to be. I felt like putting in there that I was "skinny" would be misleading, because I'm not.
But you wouldn't believe the "Athletic" guys with beer bellies there are out there. haha! | |
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| Penis Pride
Posted: 8/8/2007 11:48:55 AM | I remember when I first got into the construction field. I was cutting out mortar joints in a brick restoration job with some of the other women apprentices. Our foreman came around and said "I want you to take out a full inch, not what your boyfriends tell you is an inch!"
And I use that saying to this day with my own crew.
After all wasn't the first inch which we measure from the width of some King's thumb? In this reasoning - if he has small hands - maybe he really does think his 5 incher is 9 inches!?!?!
Just a thought... | |
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| Penis Pride
Posted: 8/8/2007 12:20:18 PM | I dunno, I dun discuss my penis size usually, but now that you brought it up.. haha
Maybe pof should just implement an optional penis size gauge. | |
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Posted: 8/8/2007 12:26:05 PM | They do it because it gets them farther along with the woman. If a man told you he was very small and did not know how to use it, you wouldn't even give him the time of day.
I would imagine it's better to underestimate and have a good review than to overhype and guarantee disappointment. Sure, you might get farther with a woman, but if she laughs at you when you get there, was it worth it? I would say no, but that's just me.
It reminds me of the men who tell you they are handsome, smart, nice, etc. and you find out it was a sales pitch...less is more. Why not say nothing and let us be the judge of it? Much safer. | |
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Posted: 8/8/2007 12:31:49 PM | After years of experience I have no idea whether I am really good at it or not, and cannot imagine ever bragging about it! I have been told I was the best ever a couple of times, but also told the opposite. Didn't believe either one and besides, I never thought of it as a competition.
On the topic, haven't measured since I was a boy and don't care to. If a lady asked me that, I would suggest she take whatever measurements she needs to feel confortable if it is that important.  It does occur to me that men or woman size and performance issues might be one of the hardest things to discuss intelligently, but maybe it is something we all should learn how to do. I only ever met one woman who would say what she liked, but she did enough talking on that subject to make up for all the rest! | |
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Posted: 8/8/2007 1:48:08 PM | Why do women say their vagina is the tightest ever when in reality it isn't. And the harder deeper and faster we go.. (as you all like) the deeper, bigger and roomier it feels. I think gaping is a word that comes to mind (OH lord.. now there are going to be plethora of women defending the tightness of their viginas)
Then i can go on about how wild some people say they are.. and adventurous or how in SHAPE they are.
Why do you even bother to air this stuff? Because if you were really all about that.. you would know.. as you should know if you're willing to post a thread like this... real men... .. with the real goods... will never tell you how big it is... they will never brag about how good they are... because they know.. once you see it.. you'll like it.. and once you feel it.. you'll appreciate it.
Take your own adive. Talk less.. do more. | |
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Posted: 8/8/2007 6:17:58 PM | | I wouldn't just narrow it to a man's opinion on his penis size....Look around, most people over promise and under deliver! | |
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Posted: 8/8/2007 6:28:31 PM | hmm...  Not quite sure what to say here. I think maybe they are insecure and lying about themselves make them feel better? Maybe? I generally don't talk about penis size with men, I'll find out if we have sex together. With no expectations its harder to be dissapointed, but some still manage lol that was mean.. sry.
As for ladies lying about themselves, they might do it for the same reason. Or maybe they were actually told they are great at oral or they feel soo tight ect. But its hard to be wrong about something that doesn't variate with opinion i.e. size. I generally say I haven't had any complaints and thats good enough for me. | |
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Posted: 8/8/2007 6:31:23 PM | | i myself have never bragged about how big it is or that i can use it.. all i will say is that i give it my all in the bed and dont try to leave her in dis apointment. and if i do. all i can ask is that she teach me how she does like it.. cause that is the secret to haveing sex with any one is to ask what they like.. i meen every woman and every man is different on how they are pleased. so dont be affraid to ask and put to use what you have learned.... that is the thought for the day..... | |
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| Penis Pride
Posted: 8/8/2007 6:44:04 PM | Maybe he was talking metric not inches?
I always tell the truth...who needs it! It's only there to store my brains, I have other ways to show you good lovin!...here comes the hate mail! | |
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| Penis Pride
Posted: 8/8/2007 8:24:09 PM |
Maybe pof should just implement an optional penis size gauge.
This comes from an archived thread. Now we just need a rating system for the Ladies.
Many Threads discussing such Topics have come and gone, and although most Ladies seem to indicate User Skill supercedes Physical Structure, a few have nevertheless complained they have been left high & dry by "Joe Hamster".
Perhaps a Rating System for that:
0" - 2" = Do them a Favour and delete your Account.
2" - 4" = You should stick to Webcams.
4" - 5" = Almost there, but you'll still have to come up with a Story.
5" - 6" = You can make a Case for being above Average when you aren't.
6" - 7" = Tell her its 1" longer in the Summer.
7" - 8" = Keep your Mouth Shut. Don't **** up a good Thing.
8" - 9" = Surprise Visual Shock Value.
09" - 10" = State No one has ever complained so far.
10" - 11" = Keep the Lights off at all Times !!!
11" - 12" = Check the Purity of your Family Tree.
12" - 13" = Do them a Favour and delete your Account.
KK | |
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Posted: 8/8/2007 8:40:08 PM | | I cannot answer for everyone here or the male population,but as for ME,I do not brag about size or length,I KNOW what I have and I know how to use it.haven't had any complaints yet.To be HUMBLE is to be SEXY in itself. | |
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Posted: 8/8/2007 11:05:14 PM | | OMG I have never talked about my size or anything like that. What kind of conversations does this come up in? | |
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Posted: 10/1/2007 3:27:41 PM | | cus the men u are talking about are actually gay, I have never assioated myself around men who are in love with their selves, like that, but i have seen it from a far distance and heard the storys but the truth is these men are in denial their wierd fags. just like women who love their breasts, and genitals their gay to not nessesarly for other women of the same sex, but for theirselves. these men and women are autosexual fags weee they want themselves yes | |
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| Penis Pride
Posted: 10/1/2007 4:41:40 PM | your subject title says it all babe,....penis pride.....for hes a jolly good fellow,hes a jolly good fellow,hes a jolly good fellow,....but somtimes he has to lie ...... | |
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Posted: 10/1/2007 4:48:42 PM | | Mine may be small.. but it's better than a having a hole. | |
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Posted: 10/1/2007 4:52:12 PM | your a terrible person ...thats quite a system there.....if i lied and said i was of the charts would you believe me ......penis pride.....hmmm...maybe if there was some vagina pride out there there wouldnt be as much penis pride,.....stay away from the ports and sailors,....its because of women that we have penis averages,....ive wondered how we ever got them,....whos doing the measuring in these situations,.....is there a crew of nymphos travelling to all major cities that come up with the stats,....if there is i would like to know when they will be headin for muscle shoals, alabama,.....ive never been included on the national statistic,.....hopefully ill be able to give it a boost  ...bring on the nymphos,....
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GEOSC
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Joined: 7/11/2007
Msg: 120 | |
| Penis Pride
Posted: 10/1/2007 6:00:04 PM | | kits I like your ratings. | |
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Posted: 10/1/2007 6:08:51 PM | | Me talking about my huge d!ck and great bedroom skills? No, b/c I never like to state the obvious. | |
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Posted: 10/1/2007 6:15:47 PM | | Test Pilot, I am with you on this one. If I had a dollar for every time a woman told me she was average or athletic and ended up larger in person, I'd be rich. One actually told me that she was a triathlete. Silly me I believed it until I saw her and realized I forgot to ask which events were in HER triathalon. | |
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Joined: 8/21/2007
Msg: 123 | |
| Penis Pride
Posted: 10/1/2007 6:24:54 PM | | Hmmm...let's see. I would say that 1.) the more they tell themselves that, the more they will actually believe it and 2.) gotta make it enticing for us and 3.) they are liars by nature LOL | |
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| Penis Pride
Posted: 10/1/2007 7:14:03 PM |
If I had a dollar for every time a woman told me she was average or athletic and ended up larger in person, I'd be rich. One actually told me that she was a triathlete.
Maybe what she meant was that she was the size of "three athletes"..... | |
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Posted: 10/1/2007 7:19:30 PM | ^^^^^ LMAO
Maybe I should start lying and say it's really small. Not only would it weed out the shallow air heads but the girl would be very pleasantly surprised | |
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