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 Da Exception

Joined: 7/5/2006
Msg: 126
Penis Pride
Posted: 10/2/2007 10:56:54 AM

Test Pilot, I am with you on this one. If I had a dollar for every time a woman told me she was average or athletic and ended up larger in person, I'd be rich. One actually told me that she was a triathlete. Silly me I believed it until I saw her and realized I forgot to ask which events were in HER triathalon.


We would all be rich.

Rule of thumb. NEVER trust a head shot.
 cornbread624

Joined: 7/23/2007
Msg: 127
Penis Pride
Posted: 10/2/2007 12:58:02 PM
i dont have a big thing-thing. i know i don't. i'm average and happy for it. i have some metal bits here and there for visual purposes but all in all...nothing to brag about. but remember ladies...paper cuts hurt too!!
 Johnzer

Joined: 11/28/2005
Msg: 128
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Penis Pride
Posted: 10/2/2007 1:56:29 PM
You know why women cant judge distance?????

because all there lives they have been told this is -----------------------------------------------------------------8 inches ('')
('')
 harleyridingman

Joined: 6/29/2007
Msg: 129
Penis Pride
Posted: 10/2/2007 2:35:55 PM
dont judge everyone as the same way each and every man is different
 Yorkie_Rich

Joined: 8/15/2007
Msg: 130
Penis Pride
Posted: 10/2/2007 2:47:12 PM
Well i wont brag but i can give you 10 inches!























Thats if i shove it in & out 5 times
 GEOSC

Joined: 7/11/2007
Msg: 131
Penis Pride
Posted: 10/3/2007 2:40:02 PM
the only time iItalk about it is when you ask. If we are dating you dont have to ask. I will give you hint svsv.
 smokemifyougottem

Joined: 4/15/2007
Msg: 132
Penis Pride
Posted: 10/3/2007 2:45:49 PM
Hell I just caught a six foot bass too...the worst penis pride thing I'll admit to, is "hanging the towel" and of course strutting with pride...
 Tossed_Salad

Joined: 6/23/2007
Msg: 133
Penis Pride
Posted: 10/3/2007 2:50:20 PM

the saying goes... Those who can DO,


does that apply equally to the millionsof delusional women who imagine that hey are "great" at giving BJ's when actually THEY SUCK (pun intended?)

who call themselves "curvy" when they actually have huge gut sticking out over their belt?

the many women who call their 32-A's, 36-C's? :)
 Tossed_Salad

Joined: 6/23/2007
Msg: 134
Penis Pride
Posted: 10/3/2007 2:51:41 PM

Silly me I believed it until I saw her and realized I forgot to ask which events were in HER triathalon.


I'm guessing..

(1) beer-swilling.

(2) donut-scarfing

(3) potato chip gobbling..

or..?
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