| Words And Phrases That I Despise !!
Posted: 6/20/2008 9:31:16 AM | clean up your act
toss your salad
we are not amused
Jesus is coming, etc.
and on the 8th day
wiseguy
go get 'em, tiger.
what part of NO...?
time-out
down time
quality time
cut to the chase
tough act to follow
shu-ut up???
praise the lord and pass the ketchup!
you say tomato, I say tomato...
easy for you to say.
ah, ah, ah!
I hate when someone says something... and someone says "You can say that again"... and the first person REPEATS WHAT THEY SAID...
"grief" is being used on this site with sickening frequency.
parental wisdom:
When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.
Don't look at me in that tone of voice!
Because I said so.
Don't talk back to me!
"Don't you understand English?" Not fully, no.
"How many times do I have to tell you?" Six!
And my favorite:
"I have tried to be both a mother and father to you."
Go f u c k yourself!!!
Thanks to George Carlin for some of it... | |
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| Words And Phrases That I Despise !!
Posted: 9/14/2008 9:49:40 PM | I hate the word 'sandwich'.
A scrumptious, moist and tender, succulent sandwich, complete with all the trimmings and fixin's. I keep an extra one in my fannypack for when I'm feeling sinfully decadent and splurgeful. | |
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| Words And Phrases That I Despise !!
Posted: 9/15/2008 8:42:22 AM | The retail indoctrination:
How to tell a winner from a loser:
A winner says, "Let's find out."
A loser says, "Nobody knows."
A winner listens.
A loser waits until it's time to talk.
A winner credits his success to "good luck", even though it wasn't.
A loser blames his failure on "bad luck", even though it wasn't.
"A journey of 1,000 miles begins with a single step."
Fortune cookie pseudo-wisdom.
"If it's nae Scottish, it's crrrap!"
Please... have these people sedated.
"My needs aren't being met."
No...? Then drop some of your needs.
"Sandwich" is funny in a certain context, like "The 18-wheeler was sandwiched between two trains." In cases like that, no other word will do! Especially when they find the driver's fannypack in the glove compartment. | |
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| Words And Phrases That I Despise !!
Posted: 9/20/2008 6:47:48 PM | "chillax"
really redumb-dant
"calm down"
saying this has never calmed anyone down & more often does the opposite
"heads up"
should be "heads down", putting your head up in this situation puts you in even greater danger than you were
"all that & a bag of chips"
please place the bag of chips deen inside your rectum | |
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| Words And Phrases That I Despise !!
Posted: 9/22/2008 7:56:10 AM | "Workin' hard, or hardly workin'?"
"Can't complain. I mean I could, but who's gonna listen?" Huh? What'd you say?
"Can we say _______?"
"Ummm....."
"Recycle, reuse and renew."
"Earth Day."
"Tough crowd, tough crowd!"
"We did not inherit the earth from our parents, we are borrowing it from our children." What drivel.
"user-friendly"
"eco-friendly"
"love-hate relationship"
"dead or wed"
"feast or famine"
"On a scale of one to ten..."
"funky" | |
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| Words And Phrases That I Despise !!
Posted: 9/22/2008 10:34:40 PM | "Mandatory." I hear this at work. "There's a mandatory staff meeting on Tuesday." People use this word to ORDER someone else to do something, without actually using an imperative. The illusion of power. It's weak and pretentious. Get rid of it.
And as if "mandatory" weren't enough: "mandatory options." What...?
By the way, I skipped your "mandatory" meeting. Come to think of it, "meeting" is irritating, too. "Team meeting", even worse. | |
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