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 PBjellyTIME

Joined: 4/23/2007
Msg: 51
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Posted: 5/19/2007 10:02:26 AM
I know a guy who's retarded who was born Aug 3rd... astrologically that makes him a Leo'tard.
 James_in_SD

Joined: 7/3/2006
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Posted: 5/19/2007 12:41:59 PM
Same bat-time, same bat-channel!
 ajax99

Joined: 4/19/2007
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Posted: 5/19/2007 2:29:45 PM
I think Ywngie Malmsteen is a guitard.


Oh, I hate this one:

"I'm not a doctor, but I play one on tv"

a lot of times, it will just be the second part of the sentence applied to any occupation.

"Are you an engineer ?"

"No, but I play one on tv"

Good one, dork.
 PBjellyTIME

Joined: 4/23/2007
Msg: 54
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Posted: 5/19/2007 7:52:12 PM
Oh, I hate this one:
"I'm not a doctor, but I play one on tv"

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I dont play a doctor on tv. Just in person sometimes.
 ajax99

Joined: 4/19/2007
Msg: 55
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Posted: 5/19/2007 11:34:09 PM
I think I'm in love with you anyway.
 Island jokester

Joined: 7/7/2006
Msg: 56
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Posted: 5/19/2007 11:49:48 PM
I'm not a doctor but I play one in chat rooms
 James_in_SD

Joined: 7/3/2006
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Posted: 5/20/2007 6:39:13 AM
HELLS YEAH !! or of course its polar opposite HELLS NO !!!

That reminds me of a question George Carlin asked:

What is the plural of "a hell of a guy"? "Hells of guys"?
 Island jokester

Joined: 7/7/2006
Msg: 58
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Posted: 5/20/2007 9:27:54 AM
One word that drives me crazy is "irregardless". Not actually a word, but a lot of people use it.
 Island jokester

Joined: 7/7/2006
Msg: 59
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Posted: 5/20/2007 9:30:45 AM
One word that drives me crazy is "irregardless". Not actually a word, but a lot of people use it.

Another one that bothers me is "reiterate". To iterate is to state repeatedly, so what the heck is to reiterate? To state repeatedly, plus one?
 Earth-Bound_Angel

Joined: 3/9/2006
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Posted: 5/20/2007 9:44:10 AM
Don't forget...

..."It's true for me"

I can't stand somebody who thinks their opinions are facts.
 ajax99

Joined: 4/19/2007
Msg: 61
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Posted: 5/20/2007 3:06:11 PM
"It is what it is"
 coca2

Joined: 2/17/2006
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Posted: 5/21/2007 7:41:41 PM
Talk to the hand.
Everything happens for a reason.
 snorkeler

Joined: 6/12/2005
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Posted: 5/21/2007 8:02:02 PM
There's nothing worse than hearing someone in a management position use the term 'conversate'.

MANAGEMENT?
I suppose it's "okee dockey" if they use the term while wearing a paper hat?

I'm not trying to hurt anyone. I'm sorry if I offended you. Just take it easy on me, I'm not a total jerk just because I said the word 'tard'.

Although I do understand the nature of your unrelenting assault on over used and often corny phraseology, and I appreciate your (albeit cursory) apology to the folks who were offended by your coarse use of the term "tard" however I MUST point out ...
DUDE!
you sure are quick to tell everyone take it easy on YOU ...he he he ...you rant in the "humor" section then throw yourself on the mercy of the offended?


how bout this phrase?


"grow up!"
 ~Cecilia~

Joined: 7/21/2006
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Posted: 5/22/2007 9:53:55 PM
"meow!"
"yesss!" - as in borat. eg.) "great sucess, yesss!" in fact, any borat impressions.
"oh. my. word."
 Island jokester

Joined: 7/7/2006
Msg: 65
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Posted: 5/23/2007 7:57:36 AM
"like", as in ... "she was, like, looking at me and I was, like, hey she's, like, pretty hot."
I have to interview people every day in my line of work and you'd be amazed how often the word "like" is used nowadays. It's become the 21st century's "you know" (or in the case of Canadians, the 21st century's "eh"). Kids, especially young women (but certainly not exclusively girls), can't seem to get through a sentence without saying "like".

A phrase that's just plain stupid: "She's all that and a bag of chips"
 DIVADANI

Joined: 4/29/2007
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Posted: 5/23/2007 10:27:20 AM
try living here ! kids these days " woteva" .... " init " ... " nah " ... me an ma mate is finkin we nite go doon the club fa a dwinkies seems at shools over here its called fanetics .. say it how you see it !!!
 ajax99

Joined: 4/19/2007
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Posted: 5/23/2007 10:28:02 AM
"A phrase that's just plain stupid: "She's all that and a bag of chips"


You can replace 'bag of chips' with anything and have a new phrase...it's really a formula.

(ex: 'She's all that and and a side of fries', 'she's all that and a muffin')
 James_in_SD

Joined: 7/3/2006
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Posted: 5/23/2007 1:34:15 PM
Anything written on a button, T-shirt, baseball cap, or bumper sticker.
 SWF Really

Joined: 5/16/2007
Msg: 69
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Posted: 5/23/2007 1:45:02 PM
It's not you.....
fixin
supper
my mom says....
 underwhelmed87

Joined: 5/14/2007
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Posted: 5/23/2007 3:37:53 PM
"Thinking outside the box" --by saying you're "thinking outside the box," you're really not because the phrase is so trite.

"New and improved"--if something is new, it cannot be improved; similarly, if something is improved, it cannot be new.

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ok, bye!
 James_in_SD

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Posted: 5/26/2007 9:57:52 AM
Anything said in a mock accent.
 James_in_SD

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Posted: 5/26/2007 9:59:38 AM
Anything said in mock foreign, i.e. mock Spanish: "Close-o el door-o."
 ajax99

Joined: 4/19/2007
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Posted: 5/27/2007 1:09:39 AM
Another formula:

He's a couple ______ short of a _________.

(ex: 'He's a couple cards short of a deck'.....'He's a couple cans short of a six-pack')
 James_in_SD

Joined: 7/3/2006
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Posted: 5/27/2007 6:52:55 AM
Git to steppin'.
That's gotta hurt.
Road Closed
Don't go there.
Sucks to be you!
extreme
huge
major
key
 James_in_SD

Joined: 7/3/2006
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Posted: 5/27/2007 6:57:32 AM
Beep beep. A nauseating term which has apparently replaced "Excuse me" or "gangway"; uttered by someone when someone else is in their path.
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