| Orgasms make you live longer?
Posted: 5/22/2007 10:07:45 PM | still thou be one helluva wayta go...seeing maeflowers :)...eyes close for the lasting impression ... *ATTACK*  | |
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| Orgasms make you live longer?
Posted: 5/22/2007 10:14:14 PM | DR Oz is a *quack* *Quack* *Quack* (prolly Dr Philly Flop in disquise ;)
Oppps a giveaway!
There are 3 main ingrdients to long life... One Thought together,2 Heartbeats as one, and Yes let her go shopping :) sanity has reason | |
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| Orgasms make you live longer?
Posted: 5/22/2007 10:17:20 PM | | en garde...*SHE did! an made ya do the *Bop silly Bop*...she IS/was YOUR Caramilk bar :)...silly question,silly answer...butt she makes YOU *BOP* UN en garde | |
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| Orgasms make you live longer?
Posted: 5/22/2007 11:41:18 PM |
I always knew how they got the caramel inside the Caramilk bar, but I never figured out who put the "bop" in the bop sh' bop sh' bop (not to mention the ram in the ramalama ding dong)
Oh that was probably bonie maronie, she's as skinny as a stick of macaroni...or it could have been Shirley, Shirley bo Birley
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| Orgasms make you live longer?
Posted: 5/23/2007 12:23:21 PM | Orgasms make me live longer ?? ... Does that include the 'self-serve' variety ?? I'd hate to think that I'll be doing this for all eternity. Come to think of it, I think ma said something about that when I was 12 -- or was that about my eyes going crossed ?? ... Forget now.
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| Orgasms make you live longer?
Posted: 5/24/2007 3:01:11 PM | To the extent that positive experiences promote good health, and detrimental and painful events shorten your life span, I believe orgasms prolong life.....a natural and basic thread in the fabric of a successful, energetic and long lived existence.....just be very careful where and with who you partake!  | |
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Joined: 6/20/2005
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| Orgasms make you live longer?
Posted: 5/24/2007 4:12:20 PM | Dr Oz is probably promoting Pfizer stock, gotta up those sales of Viagra  Funny thing about Dr. Oz, he seems to get more questions about poop than any other subjects.
I do agree that a healthy sex life is icing on our cake. Not just physically, but emotionally and spiritually. | |
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| Orgasms make you live longer?
Posted: 5/24/2007 5:08:29 PM | Geez...and sunshine makes plants grow...too! Does anyone really have to be a dr.(quack or otherwise) to figure this out???
disclaimer: (I am not necessarily disaggreeing with you ladies..ok) I like the way most of the women are quick as greased lightning to 'slip' in the criteria for what constitutes an acceptable lover. ha! After reading these forums for a few years.... I certainly get that one by now. "Casual sex...just for the pure damned fun of it...is as taboo as burning crosses!!"
I understand... that you don't wish to be abused, conned, used, offended, taken lightly, mistreated...or any of that stuff, anymore. Thats a no-brainer. However, if their could be anything good to the good dr. Oz's so-called findings...it might be an addition that ALL ORGASMS are good. Not... just the ones obtained under perfect conditions. har har. | |
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| Orgasms make you live longer?
Posted: 5/24/2007 9:24:35 PM |
Dr. Oz says. He bases the number on a study done at Duke University that surveyed people on the amount and quality of sex they had. "They looked at what happened to folks that are having a lot of intercourse over time, and the fact is, it correlated."
Recently on a scientific expedition to the Amazon Jungle, Dr. Oz found an extract from a root that only grows in the rare soil between the Tree of Life and the Fountain of Youth.
The natives then applied this substance to their bodies in a nightly ritual , he observed that a Zen like state usually followed. He also noted that incredibly many of the natives were over 150 years old "in dog years".
After months of exhaustive research Dr. Oz has isolated the key ingredient from the root. He calls this amazing discovery "Vitamin O". Vitamin O applied topically on a daily basis has all the benefits of over 200 orgasms a year.
For Limited time Dr. Oz is offering to the public a 30 day supply of Vitamin O absolutely free. Yes thats right we are so confident you'll love Vitamin O we can make this incredible offer. "Shipping and handling charges apply".
Dr. Oz Vitamin O is a topical treatment not to be taken internally, please read all instructions carefully. Dr. Oz industries Inc. is not responsible for injuries that may result from improper or excessive application of this product. Please consult with a physician before beginning any new exercise routine. | |
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Joined: 10/4/2005
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| Orgasms make you live longer?
Posted: 5/24/2007 10:02:18 PM | well what great news !! i guess i will live to be 100 or over ! wonder if i will be able to cum then !!! lol
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| Orgasms make you live longer?
Posted: 5/25/2007 11:31:38 AM | From MSN:
Shlain believes orgasm is a reward to women, a little something to entice them to have sex rather than focus on the prospect of death in childbirth. “Once she knows death is associated with sex, she needs to have an impetus to keep having her do it,” he says.
See, it's all a right wing plot..... | |
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| Orgasms make you live longer?
Posted: 5/25/2007 1:10:13 PM |
After months of exhaustive research Dr. Oz has isolated the key ingredient from the root. He calls this amazing discovery "Vitamin O". Vitamin O applied topically on a daily basis has all the benefits of over 200 orgasms a year.
For Limited time Dr. Oz is offering to the public a 30 day supply of Vitamin O absolutely free. Yes thats right we are so confident you'll love Vitamin O we can make this incredible offer. "Shipping and handling charges apply".
Jaglfl, too funny! Good to see some new serious humour here!
I think your take on Dr. Oz is 100% correct.
Thanks for the big laugh!
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| Orgasms make you live longer?
Posted: 5/25/2007 1:40:52 PM | | Come again? No wonder my grandfather had callouses on his palms every time I shook his hand. His long life certainly wasn't due to anything grandma did. | |
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| Orgasms make you live longer?
Posted: 5/25/2007 4:13:25 PM |
Dr. Oz says. He bases the number on a study done at Duke University that surveyed people on the amount and quality of sex they had. "They looked at what happened to folks that are having a lot of intercourse over time, and the fact is, it correlated."
OK? but who were the folk they were comparing them with? Wouldn't they have to check their findings against people who were not having sex on a regular basis over a long period of time? | |
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| Orgasms make you live longer?
Posted: 5/25/2007 8:13:08 PM |
Come again? No wonder my grandfather had callouses on his palms every time I shook his hand.
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| Orgasms make you live longer?
Posted: 9/17/2008 12:29:33 AM |
If you have more than 200 orgasms a year, you can reduce your physiologic age by six years
Wow...does that mean EVERY year of my life that I've had 200 orgasms I get to subtract 6 years off my age!!
Hang on...(goes and gets calculator)
Hmmmmmmmm...if that's the case I shouldn't be born for another 100 years??!! | |
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| Orgasms make you live longer?
Posted: 9/19/2008 10:38:18 AM | Wow! 200 orgasms a year. There is no wonder why they call this guy Dr. OZ. he's living in a dream world...... One that I would not mind but really?
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| Orgasms make you live longer?
Posted: 9/19/2008 1:11:41 PM | "D) 200 times a year or more"
Ok ........ got it.
Now all I need is a girlfriend - I'll be all set.
Oh and don't think I won't have that study with me all the time - you know - when she says "maybe tomorrow". | |
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