| Midgets with tails, am I small minded ?
Posted: 6/9/2007 6:08:52 AM |
Msg: 61 -- Would you date a midget with a tail ?
I don't see why not. ESPECIALLY if she did something sexy like the way you described. | |
|
| Midgets with tails, am I small minded ?
Posted: 6/9/2007 6:16:20 AM | Indigo_Rose,
You have so much tounge-in-cheek stuff in your profile, I assumed you were kidding about the tail. Still not sure if I should take you seriously on that or not. You are one funny lady though. I think I would have to overlook the tail  | |
|
| Midgets with tails, am I small minded ?
Posted: 6/9/2007 6:32:42 AM | I'm not attracted to such, but the vagaries of attraction are such for me that I wouldn't preclude the possibility. And, as a annudder poster pointed out, as long as there is an attraction, and as she was open about it, I don't see that I would have a problem. Hard to tell without actually experiencing it.
Of course, puns are obvious - chasing tail, tail-wagging, tattle-tail, tail me what you want, tail of two citys...
Then there is the obvious dating cliché about getting, which I won't repeat but will point out. 
Oh, and Indy - it's not your tail, it's that pouty lower lip, luv.
Annudder | |
|
| Midgets with tails, am I small minded ?
Posted: 6/9/2007 6:40:59 AM | I am sorry.....but I just got a visual of what you said in message 17. LMAO that would freak me out........I just pictured your expression on your face.......hahahahaha! She obviously loves her little tail or she wouldnt have wagged it and winked. I guess if I had one I would have to learn to love it too, or get it removed!
Don't attack this poor guy..........even though he is a tattle-tail hehehehehe Did you see the movie Shallow Hal, it's hilarious. OP Please watch it, think you would totally appreciate the humor! | |
|
| Midgets with tails, am I small minded ?
Posted: 6/9/2007 7:10:39 PM | I once had to honestly tell a guy in a wheelchair (cute face) a no thank you. Felt bad, because his initial email was lengthy, showed much respect, character, intelligence, etc.
Yea you feel like butt, however there is someone out there for everyone, right? | |
|
| Midgets with tails, am I small minded ?
Posted: 6/9/2007 7:12:00 PM | This morning on the way to work I rear-ended a car at some lights whilst not really paying attention.
Anyway the fella who was driving got out... And he was a dwarf!!!!
He said "I'm not happy"........
I said "Well which one are you then".
 You should send that one to readers digest or something... | |
|
| |
| Midgets with tails, am I small minded ?
Posted: 6/9/2007 7:32:13 PM | | Sorry still laughing, no offense intended but gaaaa, what sea were you sailing on man, glad I don't have a passport, sorry I know it is supposed to be serious. Small minded? are you Barnum or Bailey | |
|
| |
| Midgets with tails, am I small minded ?
Posted: 6/13/2007 1:46:53 PM | Well lets assume for just a moment that we are dealing with a midget with a tail and the OP isn’t telling stories out of school.
I thank God that I’m not a midget with a tail but if I WAS and I read this post I would be horrified and humiliated.
Lets take it another step…what’s stopping this woman from joining pof who I imagine is just short, and not a midget, with a mole on her back instead of a tail, creating a profile and see her friend come up in her matches and then see this thread?
This post should be deleted just for that reason. Every single human being has either some type of physical or emotional problem. Lets be adults boys and girls. The people that made jokes about her should be ashamed of themselves. | |
|
| |
| Midgets with tails, am I small minded ?
Posted: 6/13/2007 2:12:56 PM | I hope he kicked you right in the ankle.
ROFLs
*wipes spit off screen*
anyway, this thread be too much, good lord--- i'm telling you... | |
|
| Midgets with tails, am I small minded ?
Posted: 6/13/2007 2:20:08 PM | | Dude! I don’t know what to say! I hope you didn’t meet her here! If so, she may read this. I’ve never heard of this sort of thing before! Very touchy to say the least! But if you don’t like something, you shouldn’t feel guilty about it! But maybe this topic is a bit to touchy for public opinion! | |
|
shoree
|
Joined: 4/29/2007
Msg: 109 | |
| Midgets with tails, am I small minded ?
Posted: 6/13/2007 2:23:44 PM | Some things definitely take some getting used to. I once dated a guy with a prosthetic arm and that was little odd, until I got to know him and it eventually seemed like no big deal.
In any event, you either like her enough to try and get over your hangup or you don't. | |
|
| Midgets with tails, am I small minded ?
Posted: 6/14/2007 4:20:17 PM | i am still somewhat bothered by this thread (if even true) and must add a couple more things...
OP, in my opinion you are acting like you were molested somehow, get real. *rollseyes*
and also--- for anyone else who used the term 'midget' (not to mention all the jokes in poor taste) in this thread, they prefer being called 'little people' btw ---just as asians do not like being referred to as 'orientals' and i could go on~~~
point being: its considered a 'slur' and is very hurtful to some. | |
|
Kazot
|
Joined: 12/7/2006
Msg: 111 | |
| Midgets with tails, am I small minded ?
Posted: 6/14/2007 5:04:49 PM | 'little people' are midgets????
Damn you would have thought they would desrve their own catagory like dwarfs get.
Looks like they got the short end of the stick, there is just no justice in the world. | |
|
| Midgets with tails, am I small minded ?
Posted: 6/14/2007 7:46:23 PM | I used to be seeing a man with a bit of a tail, it was over 20 years ago. He wasn't a midgit.
The first time we were getting frisky he showed me. I was a little grossed out. I kept it to myself as we had jobs tht were taking us in different directions and I knew long distance wouldn't have worked even if he was tail-less. I don't recall him wiggling it.
To be honest I would have felt a little similar as the OP, had he wiggled it.
I think I am pretty open minded, but something about the protruding tailbone really turned be off.  | |
|
| Midgets with tails, am I small minded ?
Posted: 6/14/2007 7:52:01 PM | Looks like they got the short end of the stick
yeah and from the looks of things seems they arent the only ones that did either...
EDIT/ADD:
You have our sympathy.
OUR? speak for yourself, buddy.
oh, and btw--- you DEFINATELY have mine too... | |
|
Kazot
|
Joined: 12/7/2006
Msg: 114 | |
| |
Kazot
|
Joined: 12/7/2006
Msg: 115 | |
| Midgets with tails, am I small minded ?
Posted: 6/14/2007 8:50:18 PM |
OUR? speak for yourself, buddy.
Main Entry: our
Function: adjective
Etymology: Middle English oure, from Old English ure; akin to Old High German unsEr our, Old English us us
: of or relating to us or ourselves or ourself especially as possessors or possessor, agents or agent, or objects or object of an action
Keep working at it, eventualy English will be as easy as your native tongue.
oh, and btw--- you DEFINATELY have mine too...
Thanks but I definitely don't need it. | |
|
| Midgets with tails, am I small minded ?
Posted: 6/14/2007 8:55:14 PM |
I just had to make my excuses and finish it
So you "tapped" her and bowed out?!
I didn't read the entire thread because the OP is laughable, but--if this is what you mean--then you don't have a stunted leg to stand on . . .
This is sarcasm. Take it lightly! | |
|
daisie
|
Joined: 9/22/2004
Msg: 117 | |
| Midgets with tails, am I small minded ?
Posted: 6/14/2007 9:04:30 PM | oh man oh man I feel so guilty and ashamed for laughing my (tail-less) ass off at this thread.
BUTT (no pun intended) its FUNNNNEEEE!!!
hahahahah nope Ive never dated a midget with a wiggly tail. But I have met someTHREE-EYED MUTANT fish in this pond. And some other freaks worse than a midget with a wiggly tail.
really.
it's true.
honest.
for reals.
annnnddddd they stillllllllllll lurk here in the pond.....WATCH OUT!!!!! | |
|
| Midgets with tails, am I small minded ?
Posted: 6/14/2007 9:05:48 PM | post 120---you are a rude and CALLOUS person, you know that?and i would rather be illiterate/non-proficient in english or whatever it is you are insinuating that i am than that ---anyday of the week...
and i certainly do not need OR want your sympathy either! | |
|
| Midgets with tails, am I small minded ?
Posted: 6/14/2007 9:18:01 PM | Well the devil made me reply to this one lol.I do feel sorry the guy who started this is So small--And to all the ladies now I suppose your all out there looking to see where yours ?isn't lol--Ya Ya I know you all want a little tail lol
 | |
|
| Midgets with tails, am I small minded ?
Posted: 6/21/2007 2:29:33 PM | | are you sure you u werent drunk and slept with a gay male midget who had a penis and you mistook his ***hole for a vagina????????? | |
|
Home
login 
